Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[fake farts]

WogglebugLover said:
My father died at age 83 (same as his own dad).

And he was 60 when I was born.

Good god, that's older than Bob Chandler was when he and Barb had Chris. No wonder she's an autist. Spoiled milk sperm is a death sentence for a child.

 

[Trombonista]

I would say that's always nice to see people taking the Wogglepill, but the last time he tried to give pills to anyone, it didn't ended well for him...

Once again, Cherie has forgotten about her latest grift (lunchbox, then plushies, then action figures...) and comes out of left field:
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My boy Terry and the Wogglebug, esq. kicking back Shasta and running over Oz glowies ? I'd buy that for a dollar !

The part that worries me is that's the next fan fiction contest, was there even one before ?

Terry in this case is actually the proto-Sylvie. She appeared in a fanfic that ripped off The Neverending Story. @The Knife did a readthrough of it.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Good god, that's older than Bob Chandler was when he and Barb had Chris. No wonder she's an autist. Spoiled milk sperm is a death sentence for a child.

utterly horrifying

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

is this about the weird self-insert blossom writer?
if they mention the gang green guy in gorillaz i would actually soyjak a bit lol

Yes it's about Jared.

In Gorillaz he's kinda given a new name? Ish. Complicated.

Good god, that's older than Bob Chandler was when he and Barb had Chris. No wonder she's an autist. Spoiled milk sperm is a death sentence for a child.

Yeah, which is why it's always concerning seeing people whose parents were over 49 when they were born - even if the mother is 36, if the dad's like 54... it increases the chances of spergatory.

It takes years of therapy to even "adjust" for spoiled sperm milk babies, let alone cope with the obvious - parental death, trauma, etc. That added with abuse means, well, Cynthia stood no chance.

 

[Juan Números]

Terry in this case is actually the proto-Sylvie. She appeared in a fanfic that ripped off The Neverending Story. @The Knife did a readthrough of it.

Thanks for the info ! I'm less familiar with her fanfiction, looks like I have reading to do.

I tried watching the livestream but couldn't finish but God, her voice is so grating. I've skipped to random parts and couldn't find new interesting information.

For someone that wants to be front and center about this "franchise", she should work on better video production and presentation, and a lot of material for new Youtubers or video producers is easy to find online.

The more I hear her talk about how she's building a franchise with movies, books, toys, you name it, the more it strikes me as some kind of cargo cult tactic to somehow make the successful franchise materialize out of thin air.

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

Thanks for the info ! I'm less familiar with her fanfiction, looks like I have reading to do.

I tried watching the livestream but couldn't finish but God, her voice is so grating. I've skipped to random parts and couldn't find new interesting information.

For someone that wants to be front and center about this "franchise", she should work on better video production and presentation, and a lot of material for new Youtubers or video producers is easy to find online.

The more I hear her talk about how she's building a franchise with movies, books, toys, you name it, the more it strikes me as some kind of cargo cult tactic to somehow make the successful franchise materialize out of thin air.

It's like Arthur and the Minimoys by Luc Besson - a director who assumed because he made well liked live action, he could make kids movies of that caliber and be successful. All it did was flop in the anglosphere and even in non-English speaking European countries, its considered weird as fuck and kinda a vanity project. But even the nightmarish visuals are more presentable than Cynthia's weird shit.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Someone buy the wogglebug plush and put it in a cumjar. Bonus points for fermentation.

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

Someone buy the wogglebug plush and put it in a cumjar. Bonus points for fermentation.

as a chick who's met many crazy people, I highly doubt there is any man who would be willing to make a cumjar for a Wogglebug plush. I know chicks who want to fuck PPG characters, a guy who wanted to fuck Wile E. Coyote, and an old grandpa who loved the smurfs so much he made a self insert to fuck smurfette. I even knew a Russian guy who made a cult based around Amber Heard. But there is no one insane enough to put woggley-poo into a jar full of fermented semen.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I tried watching the livestream but couldn't finish but God, her voice is so grating. I've skipped to random parts and couldn't find new interesting information.

To this day every time I hear her I still don't understand how she couldn't be screwing with us with the voice. "Hiii, I'm Cynthia Haaaanson". I'm saying it as I'm writing it right now, you can't help it.

As for why she's doing it, that's autistic obsession. It's no different from someone like Chris Chan, he never had much direction for what Sonichu was supposed to do or what he wanted to accomplish, it was all aggrandizement for the sake of it.

as a chick who's met many crazy people, I highly doubt there is any man who would be willing to make a cumjar for a Wogglebug plush. I know chicks who want to fuck PPG characters, a guy who wanted to fuck Wile E. Coyote, and an old grandpa who loved the smurfs so much he made a self insert to fuck smurfette. I even knew a Russian guy who made a cult based around Amber Heard. But there is no one insane enough to put woggley-poo into a jar full of fermented semen.

This wouldn't be a pursuit of lust, it would be one of duty. A man has to do what they have to do, and sometimes that's to completely submerge a wogglebug plush in rancid semen.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

he made a self insert to fuck smurfette

aint no way

 

[fake farts]

aint no way

You're only getting into the tip of the iceberg of Smurfs degeneracy. There's a guy and possibly a small community of Smurfs pedo spergs who write fic and draw art of them "caring" for little baby Smurfs until they are neglected to death.

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

You're only getting into the tip of the iceberg of Smurfs degeneracy. There's a guy and possibly a small community of Smurfs pedo spergs who write fic and draw art of them "caring" for little baby Smurfs until they are neglected to death.

Now she's gonna google Baby Smurf torture porn on Tor.

This wouldn't be a pursuit of lust, it would be one of duty. A man has to do what they have to do, and sometimes that's to completely submerge a wogglebug plush in rancid semen.

And then he'll be akin to every war veteran with his severe PTSD and hallucinations. Except it's Wogglebug haunting him, from his prison of decaying semen.

 

[fake farts]

Now she's gonna google Baby Smurf torture porn on Tor.

It mostly appeared to be one guy, but I'm sure he had some people admiring his work. Lucky for us, if you want to put it that way, he has a thread here like almost every Internet weirdo and sickfuck.

Surely enough if someone does decide to ferment Wogglebug in semen, it will be documented here.

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

Surely enough if someone does decide to ferment Wogglebug in semen, it will be documented here.

if somebody does actually coat Wogglebug in their semen, I will personally pay for their therapy

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

But there is no one insane enough to put woggley-poo into a jar full of fermented semen.

If there is a man who wants to produce a jar full of fermented semen, he's automatically worse than Cherie.

aint no way

Oh, we have such sights to show you...

 

[Juan Números]

To this day every time I hear her I still don't understand how she couldn't be screwing with us with the voice. "Hiii, I'm Cynthia Haaaanson". I'm saying it as I'm writing it right now, you can't help it.

I get whiplash from only reading that. Again, repeating myself, but efficient communication / PR is a skill that can be learned.

It's like Arthur and the Minimoys by Luc Besson - a director who assumed because he made well liked live action, he could make kids movies of that caliber and be successful. All it did was flop in the anglosphere and even in non-English speaking European countries, its considered weird as fuck and kinda a vanity project. But even the nightmarish visuals are more presentable than Cynthia's weird shit.

While I don't have any memories from Arthur and the Minimoys (I'm not even sure that I saw the movie), I've been unlucky enough (the only time that speaking French served me well) to see Arthur, Malédiction this summer and it's an absolute clusterfuck of a movie.

The short story is that Europa Corp. was in quite some shit financially and Besson haphazardly produced an horror film (using the house from the movie and students from his film school) about IRL fans of Arthur (because he thought it was such a beloved classic with a cult following).

Most of the film is subpar but the ending really had me in stitches (which wasn't the intended effect). It, of course, bombed beyond belief.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I get whiplash from only reading that. Again, repeating myself, but efficient communication / PR is a skill that can be learned.

Not with this voice. AI can produce less monotone and more enthusiastic speech.

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

While I don't have any memories from Arthur and the Minimoys (I'm not even sure that I saw the movie), I've been unlucky enough (the only time that speaking French served me well) to see Arthur, Malédiction this summer and it's an absolute clusterfuck of a movie.

The short story is that Europa Corp. was in quite some shit financially and Besson haphazardly produced an horror film (using the house from the movie and students from his film school) about IRL fans of Arthur (because he thought it was such a beloved classic with a cult following).

Most of the film is subpar but the ending really had me in stitches (which wasn't the intended effect). It, of course, bombed beyond belief.

Oh, so that's why that disaster exists. Anyway, Arthur and the Minimoys is the start of it all, and it's Luc Besson's Wogglebug - less nightmarish, but my god, it's nonsensical.

ANYWAY.

Not with this voice. AI can produce less monotone and more enthusiastic speech.

A vocaloid has more emotion.

 

[Yaks]

If there is a man who wants to produce a jar full of fermented semen, he's automatically worse than Cherie.

Ah I see you don't know about the My Little Pony cum jar.

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

Ah I see you don't know about the My Little Pony cum jar.

That poor man