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his rhetoric about “end the war and stop the killing guyz”, it’s clear which side he’s on,
Yeah the side of logical people who can see the war has devolved into a repeat of WW1 with astonishing loss of life for mere yards of ground gained. Neither side has the industrial base to flood their side with brand new equipment in large enough quantity to break the stalemate, nor will they for years if not a full decade if they started building factories, chemical plants and production lines RIGHT NOW.

To get back on topic, I've been really irritated with Elon's antics with Twitter since I run a Nitter instance, the nonstop changes have made this an extremely tedious endeavor, the amount of chained exploits and go-arounds being used to keep Nitter functional is getting rather grating as it requires a lot of manual intervention and bot swatting, its not just one asshole scraping half of twitter, its a distributed web of bots polling once every 10 seconds so no rate limiting is handling it easy, the sheer number of bots is just taxing on the methods used these days.
 
political interests routinely spend billions on their various propaganda efforts. they can still afford a few hundred thousand twitter bots even if they cost a dollar each.
No no no
You have to trust me
What Elon's doing is Based & Redpilled
He is only rooting out the pedophilic demonkkkraps. You hef to trust plan. You have to give big boss money.
Do not worry
Do not overthink it
Big brains are at work here, the plan has been set in motion.
Yeah the side of logical people who can see the war has devolved into a repeat of WW1 with astonishing loss of life for mere yards of ground gained
Correct.
This is why all that Elon says favors Russia and will result in Russia keeping all annexed lands, while Ukraine loses all Western support.
Impartial Elon is best Elon. Look at how empathetic he is towards all that loss of life. Lemme wipe my tears cause it causes me such emotional drain to see this show of care and love towards Ukrainian and Russian lives.
 
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Blue checks make botting super easy because it guarantees the bot reply will be at or near the top of every thread.

Being so addicted to Twitter you’ll pay 42 billion for it makes Elona the ultimate tranny, but I’m happy she’s retarded enough to completely destroy the platform.
 
This feels like a total desperation play to recoup some of the losses on buying Twitter, but again - if it speeds up the death of the Blue Hell Site, I'm all for it.

Social Media was a mistake, and watching it spiral is amusing.
He's doing it because he knows that an average Twitter user is a terminally online niggercow that has no spine and will pay as much as Elon charges.

The amount of people I see who say "I hate Twitter, Elon Musk is a heckin' dum-dum!" but still use it daily for hours end even pay for checkmark is astonishing.
 
This feels like a total desperation play to recoup some of the losses on buying Twitter, but again - if it speeds up the death of the Blue Hell Site, I'm all for it.
There is a fair chance that Total Twitter Death is the outcome that Elon is aiming for too. Managed decline, death from a thousand cuts. Drive the userbase onto another platform where (incredible as it may seem) more control over what gets discussed and disseminated is possible. As funded.
Maybe he’ll also turn Twitter into a profitable “everything app” with cryptocurrency banking, but somehow I doubt it.

I’m 50/50 about whether it’s the above, or he really is the dumb bastard he appears to be who has blundered and bullied his way to success, and is only now exposed because it’s a business where he’s able to call all the shots himself and they are enacted immediately.
 
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I saw someone on the /r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit call Musk a lolcow and I was wondering do you guys think he is one? I don't. He's eccentric for sure but really isn't spazzy enough to qualify. I think Kanye is the quintessential celebrity cow.
Anyone who names his children shit like "X Æ A-12" or "Exa Dark Sideræl" is a lolcow.
 
He’s definitely a lolcow. Second biggest ever.

In other news…
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Federal prosecutors are scrutinizing personal benefits Tesla may have provided Elon Musk since 2017—longer than previously known—as part of a criminal investigation examining issues including a proposed house for the chief executive.

The U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York also has sought information about transactions between Tesla and other entities connected to the billionaire, people familiar with the investigation said. Prosecutors have referenced the involvement of a grand jury.

The new information indicates that federal prosecutors have a broader interest in the actions of Musk and Tesla than was previously known and that they are pursuing potential criminal charges. The Wall Street Journal reported last month that the Justice Department is investigating Tesla’s use of company resources on a secret project that was described internally as a house for Musk.

The house effort was known within the carmaker as “Project 42,” and plans called for an expansive glass building to be constructed near Tesla’s Austin-area factory and headquarters.

The Securities and Exchange Commission has opened a separate civil investigation into the project, the Journal has reported.

On X, the social-media platform formerly known as Twitter, Musk has said there isn’t a glass house “built, under construction or planned.” He didn’t address past work or plans; neither he nor his representatives have responded to requests for comment.

Manhattan-based federal prosecutors have sought information on the driving range of Tesla’s electric vehicles.

Last year, Musk explored building a home for himself on a horse farm across the Colorado River from the factory known as Giga Texas—and met with an architect to brainstorm designs—but “put off building it,” Walter Isaacson wrote in an authorized biography of the billionaire published this month. At one point, according to the book, Musk suggested the design could incorporate a shard of glass emerging from a lake.

The Journal spoke with an array of people about Tesla and the government investigations for this article.

Among the questions prosecutors are examining is whether Tesla properly disclosed perks Musk might have received. Internal or external lawyers typically handle such disclosures. At Tesla, Musk has at times personally guided what information to disclose to shareholders. It couldn’t be learned whether that was the case with any perks that prosecutors are scrutinizing. Tesla has said it generally doesn’t provide perks or other personal benefits to its top executives.

The Manhattan-based federal prosecutors also have sought information about a separate issue, the driving range of Tesla’s electric vehicles, the Journal reported in its article last month.

The Journal reported last October that the SEC and federal prosecutors in Washington and San Francisco were investigating whether Tesla misled consumers and investors about the performance of its advanced driver-assistance system known as Autopilot. The agencies haven’t announced any enforcement action against Tesla in connection with those investigations. Tesla has disclosed in securities filings that it received Justice Department inquiries about Autopilot.

Within Tesla, Project 42 and its purpose were closely guarded secrets.

Prosecutors are examining whether Tesla properly disclosed perks Chief Executive Elon Musk might have received.

Tesla lawyers and board members scrutinized the project after employees became concerned about how millions of dollars of large-format glass panels the company had ordered would be used.

Zach Kirkhorn, who was Tesla’s chief financial officer before stepping down last month, was among those who raised concerns internally about the project.

Some employees were told a limited liability company called Peninsula LLC would reimburse Tesla for certain costs. An LLC by that name, formed in April 2022, is managed by Musk adviser Jared Birchall, Texas records show.

Whether Tesla was reimbursed and whether the glass was ever delivered to the company couldn’t be learned.

Tesla is one of several companies that has received questions about executive perks recently from the Justice Department or the SEC.

Corporate policies on what constitutes personal or professional spending by C-suite executives vary, and there can be broad leeway, corporate governance experts say.

SEC regulations require public companies to disclose perks and other personal benefits provided to top executives if the total value of those benefits is $10,000 or more. Personal benefits can include reimbursement for private security, housing allowances or airplane use.
Stephen L. Cohen, a lawyer at Sidley Austin who leads its regulatory and enforcement group, said for the past few years the SEC’s Enforcement Division has been aggressive around its interpretation of legal standards involving disclosure and looking for anomalies.

“Companies have been paying attention to the SEC’s enforcement efforts and tightening their controls in this area, which is likely resulting in changes to perks or increased disclosures,” he said. “But I believe there is also a view at the SEC that the public cares about executive perks.”

The regulations also require companies to disclose transactions above $120,000 in which an executive officer or other related party has a material interest.

Musk runs several companies in addition to Tesla—including rocket company SpaceX and the social-media platform X.

Last October, around the time Musk was acquiring the company then-known as Twitter, he borrowed $1 billion from SpaceX. He paid the loan back with interest the next month.

Around the time the $44 billion deal closed, Musk called in Tesla engineers to review Twitter’s engineering talent.

Musk testified in a Delaware trial last year related to his compensation that Tesla employees were doing so on “a voluntary basis after-hours.”

Tesla said in an April proxy filing that Twitter had incurred roughly $1.4 million in expenses through February under agreements with the electric-vehicle maker. It also said it had agreements with SpaceX.

Musk has become the world’s wealthiest person thanks in large part to the soaring value of his stake in Tesla, where he is compensated in stock options. Tesla’s recent proxy statement showed that Musk didn’t receive any new compensation from the carmaker in 2020, 2021 or 2022.

Dave Michaels and James Fanelli contributed to this article.
Horse farm lol.
 
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I saw someone on the /r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit call Musk a lolcow and I was wondering do you guys think he is one? I don't. He's eccentric for sure but really isn't spazzy enough to qualify. I think Kanye is the quintessential celebrity cow.
Well, he has a lolcow thread here.
 
There is a fair chance that Total Twitter Death is the outcome that Elon is aiming for too. Managed decline, death from a thousand cuts. Drive the userbase onto another platform where (incredible as it may seem) more control over what gets discussed and disseminated is possible. As funded.
Maybe he’ll also turn Twitter into a profitable “everything app” with cryptocurrency banking, but somehow I doubt it.

I’m 50/50 about whether it’s the above, or he really is the dumb bastard he appears to be who has blundered and bullied his way to success, and is only now exposed because it’s a business where he’s able to call all the shots himself and they are enacted immediately.
He's a talented engineer that was in the right place right time and that had the family wealth and connections as well to get his ideas produced. Talent involved, also luck and circumstances.

But he doesn't know shit about running a social media company or geopolitics and he seems to have succumbed, as so many of the rich and famous do, to the disease of surrounding yourself with sycophants. Nobody around him had the stones to tell him buying twitter at an insane valuation and then trying to run it via tweet decree was a bad idea.
 
No no no
You have to trust me
What Elon's doing is Based & Redpilled
He is only rooting out the pedophilic demonkkkraps. You hef to trust plan. You have to give big boss money.
Do not worry
Do not overthink it
Big brains are at work here, the plan has been set in motion.

Correct.
This is why all that Elon says favors Russia and will result in Russia keeping all annexed lands, while Ukraine loses all Western support.
Impartial Elon is best Elon. Look at how empathetic he is towards all that loss of life. Lemme wipe my tears cause it causes me such emotional drain to see this show of care and love towards Ukrainian and Russian lives.

It's amusing watching people characterize controversial figures as either the messiah or the antichrist. I guess we know which media diet you've been consuming.
 
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