- Joined
- Dec 13, 2021
Deep within the bleak and dismal ghettoes of Downtown San Francisco, hidden amongst the numerous similar silicon valley startups, lies the most incompetent and lecherous den of manipulative castrati known to man! The Legion of Troon!
Here, Ten of the most vicious, pot-bellied eunuchs align their collective online presence and considerable media leverage against the forces of free speech!
The cocaine fart communist, Queen Lucas!
The toothless void of Count Fistula!
Legal offense Caraballo Conundrum, and his legion of gorilla-adjacent followers!
The twisted Assigned Male at Death, Greta the voyager, and Johnny fallout!
The masculine, yet deadly "Biohazard" Flynt, and Transpire!
All sycophantic clingers-on to the demented genius of the field CTO of Honeycomb.io, the branch breaker known only as Captain Consent Accident!
Together, these terminally online groomers and mentally ill men in dresses conspire to strike as one at the one remaining bastion of free speech on the Internet - An E-drama forum that can't seem to catch a break!
(Liz Fong-Jones takes center stage, and squints unbelievably close to his monitor)
"So...We should have another Gurr Tak with the wives of Hullicane Erectlic, don't you think?"
(Cue legally distinct Venture Brothers opening stinger)
Here, Ten of the most vicious, pot-bellied eunuchs align their collective online presence and considerable media leverage against the forces of free speech!
The cocaine fart communist, Queen Lucas!
The toothless void of Count Fistula!
Legal offense Caraballo Conundrum, and his legion of gorilla-adjacent followers!
The twisted Assigned Male at Death, Greta the voyager, and Johnny fallout!
The masculine, yet deadly "Biohazard" Flynt, and Transpire!
All sycophantic clingers-on to the demented genius of the field CTO of Honeycomb.io, the branch breaker known only as Captain Consent Accident!
Together, these terminally online groomers and mentally ill men in dresses conspire to strike as one at the one remaining bastion of free speech on the Internet - An E-drama forum that can't seem to catch a break!
(Liz Fong-Jones takes center stage, and squints unbelievably close to his monitor)
"So...We should have another Gurr Tak with the wives of Hullicane Erectlic, don't you think?"
(Cue legally distinct Venture Brothers opening stinger)
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