Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[AnOminous]

If you were presented with the option of dying right now or morphing into Elliot and living the rest of your life as him, you'd probably choose the first option, as would most people given the full facts. I certainly would.

I'd eat a Glock. Better to go to actual Hell than live in the Hell of being Elliot William Fong.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I'd eat a Glock. Better to go to actual Hell than live in the Hell of being Elliot William Fong.

Jesus man, I'd probably end it all if I was Dongless too, but a Glock? Go out with some dignity.

 

[Fornicario]

I'd eat a Glock. Better to go to actual Hell than live in the Hell of being Elliot William Fong.

Use a Ruger. They are easy to clean and retain value when it gets auctioned with your estate.

 

[LGHDR+]

Jesus man, I'd probably end it all if I was Dongless too, but a Glock? Go out with some dignity.

Perhaps he literally meant eat the Glock, like a steak. Still a less embarrassing way to die.

shlimp fly lice with sling lorr

FTFY

 

[teriyakiburns]

Perhaps he literally meant eat the Glock, like a steak. Still a less embarrassing way to die.

Beats eating a hat

 

[Flamin Park]

I remember the old lolcow wiki once said trannies were statistically overrepresented here. While it didn't say why, I think it was because even back then the crazies were driving the more "normal" trannies out. We didn't really see an influx of righties until after The Donald lost.

I could be wrong though. Second thing to go when you're old is your memory.

The same reason we have more unironic communists, neo Nazis etc

Fringe site attracts fringe people
I wonder if once he's blind he'll ever whoops his ass with the dilation rod, or if in a hilarious reversal he'll hire a white indentured servant to dilate his neovag? Hey I think we've found a new job for Rhys!

'working at the junction of tech and medicine in very sensitive areas, I was responsible for maintaining key structures'

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Fringe site attracts fringe people

Pretending to be retarded attracts the genuinely retarded, who think they're among their own.

Perhaps he literally meant eat the Glock, like a steak.

I personally only eat Glocks with Lawry's Seasoned Salt.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If you were presented with the option of dying right now or morphing into Elliot and living the rest of your life as him, you'd probably choose the first option, as would most people given the full facts. I certainly would.

I'm not exaggerating to be mean to Elliot, cos I know he reads this thread. I'm just keeping it real. People should keep in mind that no matter what happens to KF, Elliot has already lost.

I mean, apart from the obvious physical issues, both natural and self-inflicted, I don’t think I could live with being a rapist. You have to be some kind of dead-eyed psycho to not only okay with that, but to defend it.

 

[Joe Cool]

Eat shit Elliot. You'll never be a woman.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Liz Fong Chingchong will never show up in court. He will make repeated statements about "his safety" and everyone will nod their head and say "you poor thing". A lawyer will read his fakse statements to the court and he will get off. Especially if he is sued in California

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Liz Fong Chingchong will never show up in court. He will make repeated statements about "his safety" and everyone will nod their head and say "you poor thing". A lawyer will read his fakse statements to the court and he will get off. Especially if he is sued in California

Fuck California. I want to see this one go to the Supreme Court.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Fuck California. I want to see this one go to the Supreme Court.

Don't get me wrong. I am in *no* way cheering for or on the side of Fong Ching Chong. I just have zero faith in California being fair .

 

[AltisticRight]

The only reason I didn't leave the site or realistically come back under a new sock and wire myself a nice $100 was because that's exactly what troons like Elliot William Fong wants. He wants people to fear for being able to call out his demented lot's lunacy.

Suck it Elliot, I will be here wishing you to hang yourself at any given opportunity. That said, you really should just hang yourself. Those eyes must be painful after a day of screen staring.

End it all. Tie a knot.

I made this.

:fortyone:

 

[LGHDR+]

I personally only eat Glocks with Lawry's Seasoned Salt.

 

[SwanSwanson]

Is there any particular reason why the image on his Wikipedia is so smoothed out? Does anyone here want to change it to something that more accurately resembles what he looks like? Not like a troll image but something less photoshopped.

His article has "expanded protection" so only users with accounts 30 days old and 500 edits can change this.

 

[doodoocaca]

I remember the old lolcow wiki once said trannies were statistically overrepresented here. While it didn't say why, I think it was because even back then the crazies were driving the more "normal" trannies out. We didn't really see an influx of righties until after The Donald lost.

I could be wrong though. Second thing to go when you're old is your memory.

Of course troons are going to know about Chris Chan, they're Very Online and likely former or current 4channers depending on age. They're nerdy men after all.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Is there any particular reason why the image on his Wikipedia is so smoothed out? Does anyone here want to change it to something that more accurately resembles what he looks like? Not like a troll image but something less photoshopped.

His article has "expanded protection" so only users with accounts 30 days old and 500 edits can change this.

All of that is because Dong Gone is allowed to edit his own Wiki page thanks to his buckbroken handmaiden GorillaWarfare:

 

[SwanSwanson]

All of that is because Dong Gone is allowed to edit his own Wiki page thanks to his buckbroken handmaiden GorillaWarfare:

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I don't know what good reason is there for Wikipedia allow users to edit their own pages. The subjects of pages should only be allowed to make suggestions and post info on their talk page. Well, if I ever have the time to i might as well become a Wikipedia editor, just so correct that image.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

I don't know what good reason is there for Wikipedia allow users to edit their own pages. The subjects of pages should only be allowed to make suggestions and post info on their talk page. Well, if I ever have the time to i might as well become a Wikipedia editor, just so correct that image.

There is no reason or event that could make being a wiki janny a worthwhile use of your time.

 

[Temperance]

Liz Fong-Jones shilled his henchman's GoFundMe on LinkedIn.
https://archive.ph/cUvAT

LOL at the comments:


Here's the post from Philip Sisson (Katherine Lorelei). Imagine e-begging on LinkedIn of all places...
https://archive.ph/vOTA0

The GoFundMe is currently at $980 out of the $50k goal. I bet that $500 donation is seed money from Dong-Gone.

Philip is gonna save the world!