Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Stafford Beer Bong]

(A)

Maybe this has been pointed out but the “lady I don’t know” in this picture looks suspiciously like the back of Nikki’s head, does it not?

 

[Oxyjen]

it wasn't until i saw the alternative book cover for The Ark that i lost all sense of scale and livability on the Ark. here's that cover.

I’m sure your criticisms are valid but just want to point out that pulp scifi cover illustrations rarely if ever have anything to do with the content of the book. It’ll be a spaceship, a planet with rings, maybe a hunky adventurer. Quite often they are chosen by the publisher from a gallery provided by airbrush artists, and the author gets to approve it.

I guess these days you could make your own with midjourney or whatever, but traditionally it would be an eyecatching scene to draw you in and that’s all.

 

[Maude Snew]

He never will be.

Also, never forget he wrote “THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS” on the back of his shitty laptop that he used to “no child” online.

Who knew that there was so much overlap between the urban youth and the Hitler youth where he lives. Crazy.

 

[Piggle Rick]

@Caverlock
@Caverlock I think that shot of him asking Twitter whether he should or should not kill a random woman at the bar needs to get more airtime.

Mostly b/c it’s creepy to want to murder a woman who tries to chat with you, but also b/c of the retarded face he does in his selfie about it. He’s Acerthorn-adjacent at this stage.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

The sad thing is, if Fatrick wrote an Irvine Welsh or Melvyn Burgess style novel about being an impoverished alcoholic, turning tricks, rolling drunks, scraping enough money for booze together so he can go back to his hovel and block out the sounds of black men farting in his wife’s vagina, then it might actually be a compelling piece of written work.

If Pat wrote an autobiography, I would pick it up in a heartbeat. Of course he's the most unreliable of unreliable narrators but it would be utterly fascinating to catch a glimpse of how his child-like mind views the world. Like the whole, "I did not pay Quasi a penny, child. In fact Quasi paid me on his way to prison, stalker."

Does he genuinely believe that or is he overdosing on copium? I want to get his actual thoughts on the justice/ legal system. No one gives a shit about a Christmas Carol reimagining featuring Tiny Tim that will never be finished. Give us the magnum opus of twitter responses and the full Pat story. The Patifesto, typos and grammatical mistakes be damned.

There's enough people interested in the story that he could actually make some money off his retarded story. Even better if Nikki put out a tell all book. It would be fascinating look into the waking nightmare of living with a deranged pig-human hybrid. The book might even make enough money to payback her parents for paying the Quasi debt.

 

[cerulean hydra]

i'm asking you to take my word on that because getting anyone up to speed on this specific issue is not a quick process.

The fastest way I can think of is simply saying this: The entire first chapter of Starship Repo takes place in a white void with a McDonalds; "It's like Star Wars On Fifth Avenue".
Junktion is a "hyperspace" station with high ceilings, far walls, alcoves, and a McDonalds in a food court because the space station is a giant mall I guess.

I don't even like authors who use overly long flowery descriptions of everything, but with Pat there's just nothing. Even when he does describe something, he says absolutely nothing about it. Every location he writes is just a vague magical realm where he can pull anything he needs out of his ass.

 

[FinnSven]

If Pat wrote an autobiography, I would pick it up in a heartbeat. Of course he's the most unreliable of unreliable narrators but it would be utterly fascinating to catch a glimpse of how his child-like mind views the world. Like the whole, "I did not pay Quasi a penny, child. In fact Quasi paid me on his way to prison, stalker."

Does he genuinely believe that or is he overdosing on copium? I want to get his actual thoughts on the justice/ legal system. No one gives a shit about a Christmas Carol reimagining featuring Tiny Tim that will never be finished. Give us the magnum opus of twitter responses and the full Pat story. The Patifesto, typos and grammatical mistakes be damned.

There's enough people interested in the story that he could actually make some money off his retarded story. Even better if Nikki put out a tell all book. It would be fascinating look into the waking nightmare of living with a deranged pig-human hybrid. The book might even make enough money to payback her parents for paying the Quasi debt.

Brendan Fraiser could break out the fatsuit again to play him in the biopic.

 

[Associate Rick]

If Pat wrote an autobiography, I would pick it up in a heartbeat. Of course he's the most unreliable of unreliable narrators but it would be utterly fascinating to catch a glimpse of how his child-like mind views the world. Like the whole, "I did not pay Quasi a penny, child. In fact Quasi paid me on his way to prison, stalker."

I think he should write about philosophy, Ricks genius thoughts on society, God and the universe.

 

[Maude Snew]

Brendan Fraiser could break out the fatsuit again to play him in the biopic.

Two problems with that: I hear he's actually a really nice guy and they don't make fat suits that big. We simply do not have the technology and the only one who has just responded with "enjoy prison" when asked about it.

 

[FinnSven]

Two problems with that: I hear he's actually a really nice guy and they don't make fat suits that big. We simply do not have the technology and the only one who has just responded with "enjoy prison" when asked about it.

Well perhaps some camera trickery could help, smaller sets, hire supermodels and anorexics to play the other cast and wouldn't it be a compliment to Fraiser's acting should he succeed in being so compellingly contemptible?

 

[grapeshark77]

Caverlock has officially written more than Pat this year!

This tweet made me laugh, "a hoot" and "few misses" are very passive aggressive and makes me think that Scalzi's book did have the same plot as HERD IMMUNITY but actually got published.

 

[ShinyStar]

Anyone else recall the time fatty took a shot at the waiter that worked for the high-end restaurant in Vegas? He tried to make fun of him for having a job as a waiter, IIRC it was a nice restaurant in Las Vegas, not exactly a 401K kinda job but they make good money in tips for $500 checks and such. I was particularly offended because to me, any man who works 40+ hours a week has my respect, and then there's fatty trying to dab on a guy with a real job, meanwhile he's an unemployed hack selling $40 in books is apparently a productive day for him.

Pat has to look down on service workers. If he gave them credit for the value they have in society, and the character it takes to be successful at such a job, then he would have no excuse for sitting at home doing nothing of worth. It is absolutely crucial to his narcissistic ego that he be better than those people.

The fastest way I can think of is simply saying this: The entire first chapter of Starship Repo takes place in a white void with a McDonalds; "It's like Star Wars On Fifth Avenue".
Junktion is a "hyperspace" station with high ceilings, far walls, alcoves, and a McDonalds in a food court because the space station is a giant mall I guess.

I don't even like authors who use overly long flowery descriptions of everything, but with Pat there's just nothing. Even when he does describe something, he says absolutely nothing about it. Every location he writes is just a vague magical realm where he can pull anything he needs out of his ass.

Exactly right. Reading through Starship Repo, there was nothing to distinguish the space station Junktion from any Midwestern American town. There were streets, there were outdoor blocks, there were high rise condominiums with views of the city. There wasn't a ceiling, or a sense of what you saw from the high-rise. There were no subtle clues walking down the street that could clue you in to the fact that you were in a space station. There was no work going on of the kind that would be necessary to keep a space station operational.

Seems like even having ten years to work on his first book wasn't long enough for him to think of adding that stuff in. Again, from @OtherLastTrainHome's reviews, the generation ship feels like it's Milwaukee, too. I would think that in a ship, there would be serious thought given to how every inch of space was going to be used, but we've got a sprawling museum and an Earth-like selection of restaurants, and a lake whose only purpose seems to have been to let the author vent it into space.

It must be so thoroughly unpleasant inside Pat's head that he just can't spend very long in there, even when he's imagining being somewhere and sometime completely alien to the present. He doesn't get immersed in his worlds enough to make them real, because that would take time, and as a result, no one else can get immersed in his worlds, either.

That's also why he spends so much time interacting with trolls on twitter. They distract him from how it feels to be alone with himself.

 

[FinnSven]

Who knew that there was so much overlap between the urban youth and the Hitler youth where he lives. Crazy.

Arguably, the Black Panthers and Nation of Islam could be described as having fascist elements.

However, the craptop doesn’t kill the Urban Youth, the machine which does that is his pepperoni grinder.

He doesn’t slaughter them before putting them in as the adrenaline gives the meat a zingy tang.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Sorry, but I just love how I can randomly go to any fucking page of this thread and laugh until my fucking sides burst and my roommates think I'm choking to death and ask if I'm sick or something.

I like that the post you quoted is just over a year old (April 2022) but it's on page 555.

We are on page 2227.

Love this for Patrick!

 

[The Taco Santo!]

You think Pat answered his school bullies (there were obviously more than a few) like he does answer atalker's on Twitter nowadays?

Didn't he claim bullies broke his arm once?

When the kindergarten girls called him a fatty poop head, he only cried for three hours!

No, child, I did not smear poop on my face during naptime. Correcting the Record started very early, I bet. Was his father weak or mostly absent, that would explain so very much. No male figure around to model masculine behavior for him. He doesn't know how to really act like a man, so he constructs his masculine identity out of cheap cliches.

 

[Maude Snew]

I like that the post you quoted is just over a year old (April 2022) but it's on page 555.

We are on page 2227.

Love this for Patrick!

What's there left to be said it was a good year for the blimp and the only thing expanding faster than the thread is Fat Rick himself.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I like that the post you quoted is just over a year old (April 2022) but it's on page 555.

We are on page 2227.

Love this for Patrick!

Onwards to 5 thousand!

 

[Lord Denning]

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"Not his money, funds illegally obtained by him"
That's new. Pretty sure the judge was legally required to award Quasi his costs, but Pat knows the law better than the judge and his own attorneys. If he just knew that he could appeal Quasi would be in Guantanamo right now.

I think we need to add a new Pat to our rogues gallery. I nominate either "Lolyer Pat" or "SovCit Pat".

It makes me laugh every time Pat mentions the pests "terrorizing his family." He signed away his rights to his daughter and I don't think Pat realizes that without her, him and Nikki don't qualify as a family.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Who is the sniper that pat is related to he's in the North Carolina National Guard i believe.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Anyone else recall the time fatty took a shot at the waiter that worked for the high-end restaurant in Vegas? He tried to make fun of him for having a job as a waiter, IIRC it was a nice restaurant in Las Vegas, not exactly a 401K kinda job but they make good money in tips for $500 checks and such. I was particularly offended because to me, any man who works 40+ hours a week has my respect, and then there's fatty trying to dab on a guy with a real job, meanwhile he's an unemployed hack selling $40 in books is apparently a productive day for him.

This one especially enrages me as someone who has a kushy high-paying WFH job, but who used to stock shelves, deliver pizzas, work as a waiter, etc. There was also the time he tried dunking on an assistant professor at a university. He literally said "This is why you're only an ASSISTANT professor". Someone looked the guy up recently and now he is a full-fledged professor. Obviously contributing much more to society than Fatass.