Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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Every time i see him play keno, all i can think is how much of a retard you have to be to play that.
Seriously what a pathetic scam that one is, at least the other ones like RIP city try to hide how scummy they are, this one shows you the odds on the screen you are NEVER winning on this one, right now he just lost all on it.
It doesnt even have the flashy lights of the other slots that makes his monkey brain excited, literally no reason to play it.
 
Yet another case of Austin showing his true face. You would expect that guy to leave after being berated by BMJ and his drooling goons but gomp decides to try and suck up to him by sending $50.
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At least he got dat song request doe!
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"gomp's a real one"
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Maybe he's born with it maybe its stock holme syndrome. Kinda funny seeing Gomp catch the arse end of his shit attitude.
 
Cropped to camera for his little melty
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He's back to using another folding chair. What happened to Woody?!

His newest get rich quick scheme: befriend Eddie, the owner of Stake


The affiliate juice is overflowing. It's up to 67 bucks in just the few hours since he was rate limited
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About to start skeetin'


OMG NO! I lost all my money again how could it have happened? I hate my life
 
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Look at this wall!


He's getting really addicted to Keno and is starting to build a lot of debt again. Deposit after deposit is coming in with mere minutes between them. All gone the next minute on Keno


-5 minutes after the previous loss he took another 50 dollar loan. Let's see how long it lasts
-Lost it all shortly after and is apparently in 500 dollars of debt. Begs for weed

Lore I didn't know; his parents not only get checks from a gas company every month for extraction from one of their properties, but they also get free Internet
 
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"I fucking lost everything.... and you start asking RATTY QUESTIONS about my wall. What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck is wrong with you? Karma's gonna bite you in the ass."

This quote made me lose my shit today. Maybe it's the cadence in which he said it or how it was so angry and deadpan but goddamn I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. :story: :story:

"I bet he just juices me because him and his friends just laugh at me lose somewhere. I know they do, I'm one of the biggest losers on here.

He said something to this extent and this one muddled quote has some much shame, self-awareness, and despair attached to it and his defeated posture and sad voice didn't help either. He's fully aware that gambling is destroying his life. He faces the remnants of his broken wall everyday yet, the dopamine and the slots being 'due' or better put in BMJ words, "THIS SLOT IS DUE BOYS!!! I CAN FEEL IT!!!" is too strong. He's unironically too far gone. I may talk shieet about his dad or brother in the kiwichayt but honestly I don't think his mother, father, brother or anyone at this point can help him but himself.


He was listening to zoomie rap too. "HE WAS SMOKING NAZIIIS!" As much as I'd like to see Austin get his shit together, in my own selfish way, I hope he doesn't. Austin, as the degenerate gambling, fishing, skater ,OSRS, streamer has provided me so many good laughs and genuinely great clips, this year alone. :story: Godspeed, Austin. You're gonna be my pick for Lolcow of the Year.:achievement:
 
His parents needed to kick him out or at least buy him a punching bag, would save hundreds of dollars in damages by now.
His mom is sunk cost fallacy in him to an extreme previously unthought possible, there is no way short of him assaulting his parents or him being arrested he will ever leave that house.

That being said he does /seem/ to care about his parents and they clearly love him so the prior is probably unlikely to happen, if he wants to punch something he has a wall.

His parents are also clearly rich so the fact their son is a drug-addicted loser who essentially throws money into a furnace 1-5 minutes after getting it 5 times a day on average is probably more of a "god damn it we should've beaten that boy straight when we had the chance" situation rather than a financial crisis for them.

He's fully aware that gambling is destroying his life.
After watching him for a bit now I think his drug problem is way worse than his gambling one. Sure, that may sound ridiculous, but keep in mind he actively broadcasts himself gambling, he hides his coke habit as best he can usually.

However you can tell pretty obviously he's doing it like, multiple times a night when he has it. Genuinely, he may not even like gambling nearly as much if his brain isn't getting a constant hit of coke dopamine.

The few times he has streamed without snorting a line every 15-30 minutes he has been much better about withdrawing at least a little money and more self-aware that he is throwing actual currency away. Sure, this is probably to buy more drugs, but at the same time that's a level of self-realization unheard of most nights.

However, usually you get a stream like last night where he's snorting multiple times and goes insanely manic nonstop, from wanting to die to screaming like a lunatic from excitement on and off multiple times an hour for sometimes several hours straight, as long as he's getting juiced.

Not to mention drugs are pretty much eating 100% of any money he manages to pull from gambling because, well, it's a hard substance addiction.

Tl;Dr his parents are weak for not keeping him in rehab
 
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