Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Procrastinhater]

I know he’s claiming activism is his “””””job”””””””” now, but what is he saying he’ll spend this money on, beyond a vague “I’m moving”? $50,000 demands a little more transparency than that.

Child pornography and Bad Dragon dildos would be my guess, with a few spinny skirts.

 

[AnOminous]

We’re not scumbags, so we don’t. It should say a lot about who you are, that even the “dreaded” Kiwi Farms would not sink lower than you.

The only good thing about this man is that his repulsively ugly face is a mirror to his repulsively ugly soul.

Maybe if you left the fucking house once in a while you might have a chance of meeting another human being who wants to flirt with you.

Or at least see kids screaming and running away from the horrific lumbering ogre.

$50,000 demands a little more transparency than that.

Not from the kind of mindless losers who give money to grifting brick-faced monsters. Keffals got over $100K and blew it all on drugs and vacations. It's standard for troons to do this. They're all parasitic thieves enabled by gullible morons.

 

[Panoramic Overton Window]

And still nobody knows who they are outside of a very niche group of people sad enough to read an article from the WaPo and give enough of a fuck to care about this non-issue.

I had heard the name "Kiwi Farms" but never bothered to check it out until I read the WaPo article. It made this place sound awesome, and it is. Thanks, block-head!

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

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Oh lol, a fucking baneposting

Lmao, the line is from the fucking villain not a 'superhero.' In a Freudian way it's kind of fitting I guess.

 

[Faceless Whore]

I would love a Sisson thread. I could read this shit all day.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Fancy something as hideous as Philip Sisson adopting the surname "Lorelei."

He's not even the first to adopt the name -- OG tranny lolcow Laurelai Bailey has been around for more than a decade.

People in DC will ignore him as they have more presentable troons than him like Tony reed, or Bradley Manning, or Chuck Clymer to wheel out on MSNBC or some hearing. No one wants an toothless retarded ogre.

This times a million. Slovenly unkempt trannies might be able to get by if they move to Portland or SF where the standards are a lot lower, but DC is the very heart of the Establishment. Even the trannies there know to put on a veneer of professionalism/respectability. A literally toothless Okie from Muskogee with no appreciable skills or media savvy doesn't stand a chance.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Let’s play tranny bingo with the toothless vampire. Did I get everything?

Has multiple mental disorders
On anti-psychotics
On ADHD meds
Low IQ
Obese
Unemployed
Divorced
Lives alone
Domestic abuser
Claims he was raped by his wife
Estranged from family
Terminal shut-in
Only speaks with troons
Has no teeth
Stinkditch
Delusional
“Activist”
Narcissistic
Egotistic
Grifter
Degenerate coomer
Capeshit consoomer
Thinks he’s a superhero
Thinks he’s above the law
Believes he’s the target of terrorists
Fights online Nazis
Suppresses the speech of others

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

I had heard the name "Kiwi Farms" but never bothered to check it out until I read the WaPo article. It made this place sound awesome, and it is. Thanks, block-head!

You know, it's going to be fucking hilarious if we get a huge influx of new members from that article alone.

Also, welcome!

 

[Need4Sneed]

Let’s play tranny bingo with the toothless vampire. Did I get everything?

Has multiple mental disorders
On anti-psychotics
On ADHD meds
Low IQ
Obese
Unemployed
Divorced
Lives alone
Domestic abuser
Claims he was raped by his wife
Estranged from family
Terminal shut-in
Only speaks with troons
Has no teeth
Stinkditch
Delusional
“Activist”
Narcissistic
Egotistic
Grifter
Degenerate coomer
Capeshit consoomer
Thinks he’s a superhero
Thinks he’s above the law
Believes he’s the target of terrorists
Fights online Nazis
Suppresses the speech of others

He was never married. Just some crazy white trash okie girlfriend. He did take a liking to the "stepkid". I believe he claimed the kid was non binary or something.

 

[Surfin Terf]

He's not even the first to adopt the name -- OG tranny lolcow Laurelai Bailey has been around for more than a decade.

Lorelei is basically just a slightly more obscure equivalent to Lilith, a name that only pornstars and the trannies who want to be them use.

 

[AnOminous]

Lorelei is basically just a slightly more obscure equivalent to Lilith, a name that only pornstars and the trannies who want to be them use.

Or Frasier's Jewish ex-wife.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Wait a minute... how is this nigga a vampire with no teeth? Vampires are all about having teeth.

You will never be a real vampire, Phillip.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Weird how his "chosen sister" who has gorillions of shekels obviously won't support her new "sister" financially

 

[verymuchawful]

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Oh lol, a fucking baneposting

DC and Marvel ruined an entire generation with capeshit movies featuring the most insufferable writing and quips imaginable.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I would love a Sisson thread. I could read this shit all day.

I think it's time he gets his own thread. His delusions are only getting bigger from day to day. There is enough stuff to make an OP and to keep the thread going with him now being troon Batman who fights an evil terrorist Nazi forum and it would bring back the focus on Elliot.
Someone was digging into his family history bc of this freak's hilarious claims of being a nigger in fact which turned out to be not true (who could have thunk). That alone shouldn't get lost in this thread here. Or his whole criminal history and wifebeating saga shouldn't get lost in this thread.
Him getting his own thread helps keeping track on these things and who knows what new horrible shit kiwi detectives might uncover.

 

[LGHDR+]

Let’s play tranny bingo with the toothless vampire. Did I get everything?

Has multiple mental disorders
On anti-psychotics
On ADHD meds
Low IQ
Obese
Unemployed
Divorced
Lives alone
Domestic abuser
Claims he was raped by his wife
Estranged from family
Terminal shut-in
Only speaks with troons
Has no teeth
Stinkditch
Delusional
“Activist”
Narcissistic
Egotistic
Grifter
Degenerate coomer
Capeshit consoomer
Thinks he’s a superhero
Thinks he’s above the law
Believes he’s the target of terrorists
Fights online Nazis
Suppresses the speech of others

That's a blackout! Double prize bonus!

 

['Ole Dente]

Every time I feel some bile rise up over this dildo slandering us and lying about us in order to fish for sympathy because they desperately need validation, I always remember that this kind of behaviour is indicative of deeper, more sinister proclivities that always, always make their way into the light. On that day, we will have a red letter day, gentlemen.

 

[JULAY]

Wait a minute... how is this nigga a vampire with no teeth? Vampires are all about having teeth.

All of his victims have to be mashed up first.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Weird how his "chosen sister" who has gorillions of shekels obviously won't support her new "sister" financially

His "chosen sister" should GTFO before dying of an "accident" like climbing a mountain for example and LFJ would inherit of her shekels.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Interesting that he didn't put any of his old IT jobs (?) on his LinkedIn. I guess he's really trying to reinvent himself or something.

If they were under their deadname, that could be why they don't list those jobs -- more-so if the person's reputation or record under their deadname is unsavory or checkered in any way.

How the heck do you make a living as a "self-employed activist"

Grifting.

I know or suspect Null does know who they are but won't disclose for reasons only he knows.

I wouldn't be surprised if Dear Leader has kept a lot of cards relating to LFJ and the Farms' issues with ISPs very close to his belt so not to tip his hand to those who dislike the site's mere existence. If and when those cards are laid out, things would get quite interesting.

When Tarrant livestreamed the Christchurch massacre it was up on Faceberg for 2 hours before they killed the feed, the double standard makes me sick.

What gets me is that social media platforms will permanban on site if someone states their closely held belief that there are are only two genders, but they will take their time or do absolutely nothing with posts such as the Christchurch Livestream, Antifa's coded calls for violence, or those spammers that post dubious links announcing fake celebrity deaths or ads for counterfeit t-shirts. Here, posts the get reported seem to be acted on much quicker - even if the action is to decide that there's nothing against the rules.