Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Quiche Lorraine said:
For a moment here the dream was real. No more parent house. The car, the chicks, the drugs. And then gone.

God I wish I had his math skills, each day he has a bigger high and low than I have had in years.

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To be fair in VA if he cashed out six of the thirty reloads he gets month, that'd mean he could game 4/5 of the month and have a solid lock on a really nice apartment.

But you know, drugs and gamba
 
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Collections Agent said:
To be fair in VA if he cashed out six of the thirty reloads he gets month, that'd mean he could game 4/5 of the month and have a solid lock on a really nice apartment.

But you know, drugs and gamba
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I've had my time as a gambler, and I can say his brains turned to brass and sunk to his trousers cause you gotta have no Bains and all balls to hit a Poke Machine at $9 a spin, Keno at $175 a spin, of BJ at $50-$100 per spin, and to double down on a pair of 4's with $100 and another $100 for the double up.

"Well, dar ain't no accountin for it Jed". It is a sight to behold.
 
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After going on a big win streak BMJ decides to vault some of his balance,
Although he feels his money is safe in the vault it seems he has obtained some skills from the new tomb raider game.
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Bossman once again withdraws it all from the vault and does $50+ spins on keno to loose it all
FUCK MY LIFE. bossman shit
 
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bossmanrosstherat said:
After going on a big win streak BMJ decides to vault some of his balance,
Although he feels his money is safe in the vault it seems he has obtained some skills from the new tomb raider game.
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Bossman once again withdraws it all from the vault and does $50+ spins on keno to loose it all
FUCK MY LIFE. bossman shit
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Him getting a Xbone/PS5 and playing Tomb raider, chasing treasure, would be fun as shit. He'd have enough money for that late 90's Honda Civic overnight, with at least 5k in juice, probably enough to buy that bad boy wholesale.
 
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Null said:
I'm pissed he's deciding to gamble his shit off-stream. Fucking idiot.
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Counterpoint: it would/will be extremely funny to tune into streams only to find more and more valuables missing from his room, more and more holes in his wall, and a chair steadily decreasing in quality

It'd be like a more fun spot the difference game
 
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He just depod $120 to his Stake Litecoin wallet, from PayPal looking at addresses.

He is 100% gambling off stream or will go live soon. He also did a few depos before and lost them off-stream.

EDIT: Seems like he lost it already, another $50 coming, from different exchange, likely borrowed.
 
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make_it_so said:
So why the decision to gamble off-stream?
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My guess is he doesn't like reading comments from "rats", which consist of 80% shitty cowtippers and 20% people trying to help him get over his addictions. The latter are really getting to him lately.

All he wants to do is click the funny button and watch number go up then down or sometimes just down. He probably wouldn't stream at all of it didn't make him money.
 
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I can’t believe anyone actually thinks there is anything you can do to help him with his addiction.

He is full-on-in-the-depths-of-hell gambling addicted. There is almost no known cure for this kind of degenerate gambling; he is an extreme case.

If it were the older days when you had to visit a premises or casino I’d give him a one chance in a hundred if conquering this addiction; but with it online I give him zero chance.

It is hard for regular people to grasp just how sweet the wins and triumphs are as a gambler and how high you get off it; there are few drugs that compare to it. We are talking complete and total exhilaration.

It is amazing to 3 times a day be entirely debt free and feel that high and then to be totally broke. Hooking him up to a live monitor showing his blood pressure readings and chemical read outs would be like watching a kid draw the outlines of the Himalayan mountains and troughs.
 
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LtGeneralHorsetrash said:
Any VA Kiwis know if he has to pay any taxes on winnings? Like if he withdraws his winnings, does he have to pay taxes on it? Because I can foresee taxes fucking him over if his parents don't already do them for him (they probably do).
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2% on $3,000 or less
$60 3% on 3,001 t0 5,000
$120 plus 5% on 5,001 to 17,000
$720 plus 5.3% over 17,000
I think there's a federal tax on gambling winnings too.

Would he even have to pay it if he's losing it all? Could he claim all his losses as business expenses since this is his income?
 
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