Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[grapeshark77]

Pat got diagnosed by an actual medical doctor with 130k followers on Twitter today:

 

[Meat Target]

Piggy delivers the perfect example of this today. View attachment 5350705
Not going to get political but Pats take is factually retarded here.
"His age !" is gonna be the new "But her emails !" Watch, stlalker.

In typical shitlib fashion, Patso is so used to the media ballwashing Democrats that even the slightest unflattery, or even reporting on the fact that some people, somewhere, have issues with Democrats, is attacking them and "bothsidesing" for the "fascists".

Like the living caricature of a Democrat he is, he lacks the theory of mind to ever consider the possibility of being wrong, to the point that he goes along with inventing new words to avoid it.

And all of that leaves out the fact that Warren Buffett is probably much wealthier than Biden, and thus has more employees to delegate tasks to and a steadier adrenochrome supply.

 

[AnOminous]

In what universe has Biden been ‘the most successful and consequential president of our lifetimes’? I wouldn’t even call him the most successful and consequential Dem president of the past 30 years.

Anyway, nice ‘conservatism’, Fatty.

He's not even successful and consequential compared to Obama or even Clinton.

 

[Broadside]

I hope Musk charges $1.24 a month.

I don't get it

A new organ enters the ring !
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Someone, presumably his mother-in-law, just forked over almost $40k for this guy's mess of a life and he's content, gossiping away on social media about the latest goyslop he watched. What a fucking loser.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I don't get it

1.24x12=14.88

Your internet-license is hereby forfeit.

 

[Broadside]

1.24x12=14.88

Your internet-license is hereby forfeit.

I was JUST about to put an Edit when I saw @AnOminous reply to someone else, but I shall let my shame linger as public record.
Now here's a quote I think Pat needs to hear:

 

[W00K #17]

Late, it took me a while to remember this because it's been so long since I watched the show and the whole Prongay bit inspired me to rewatch it (great show btw).

But to be fair to Patrick, Deputy Halloran DID go to prison.

No word on if he enjoyed it.

 

[LGHDR+]

Late, it took me a while to remember this because it's been so long since I watched the show and the whole Prongay bit inspired me to rewatch it (great show btw).

But to be fair to Patrick, Deputy Halloran DID go to prison.

No word on if he enjoyed it.

Apologies to Adam Mucci, but the character looked like he might enjoy Leavenworth.

Boardwalk Empire was in fact good shit.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Thunk provoking but something just popped into my head with regards to how mad Pat gets over being called the little brother.

Do you think Kyle is taller? Like actually hitting the 6' mark Pat claims to be? Even though Pat's older, he's eternally the little brother.

Do none of you have younger, more successful siblings? It is a complete inversion of the usual dynamic of younger one trying to live up to the elder, and the jealousy can run pretty hot even in normal people. Don't think it;s anything more than that - firstborn knocked off his throne by the golden boy of the family.

Lets face it - Fat is certainly petty enough for that.

 

[Broadside]

Do none of you have younger, more successful siblings? It is a complete inversion of the usual dynamic of younger one trying to live up to the elder, and the jealousy can run pretty hot even in normal people. Don't think it;s anything more than that - firstborn knocked off his throne by the golden boy of the family.

Lets face it - Fat is certainly petty enough for that.

I have a younger sibling who is 10x more successful than me. However , I am not a spiteful manchild with bitch tits so I love my siblings and am happy for them when they succeed. It's not a competition.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Patrick is a rare example of the oldest kid being the fuckup. Yet another win for him.

However I assume the dynamic is different with two siblings than it is with 3 to 5.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Can anyone explain to me why he calls himself a conservative?

If he was paying attention to Wisconsin politics between 2010 and 2018, which he probably was considering how retarded he is with all his local politics take, then he probably saw Charlie Sykes go from a decently successful radio show host to token conservative on MSNBC making a lot more money to parrot establishment democrat talking points with a history of being conservative and tried to get in on that money. But Fatrick forgot the important part of actually being conservative before so all he has left is calling himself conservative and hoping he is smarter than the average person and that they will buy it. But since nobody buys it, he is still a poor fat fuck making money from pepperoni sales his mother-in-law paying all his bills while he pretends to write books and tweets all day

 

[kcbbq]

Pat got diagnosed by an actual medical doctor with 130k followers on Twitter today:

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That last picture of his greasy face is a great reminder of why Nixon lost the presidential election to JFK.

 

[Grease Fountain]

Just barely caught the deleted tweet on Rick's feed:

T | A

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Ah, good, we're finally done wit-

i've got the sequel, Trident's Forge

Oh fuck off!

Spoiler: Book Sperging

"You know, I'm starting to think about the crushing guilt of leaving so many people to- Son of a bitch, they cancelled my netflix subscription!"

I feel like the Government/Police wouldn't be releasing sensitive details about the case like a previously thought dead important politician being the culprit, especially when we keep getting told that the politicians want to keep everything on the downlow to an almost suicidal degree.

Why does a museum curator have so much power over matters that have nothing to do with her occupation!? You could be the president's personal archivist and there's still no chance in hell you'd have the authority to boss around the police guarding a suspected terrorist.

"Son, if Bryan here wanted to do me harm, neither of you little twits would make much difference." Benson has spent this entire book getting dunked on unless he has his assailant completely at his mercy, his greatest feat was holding off a starved little Asian guy who barely scrapes by living in the underground; he ain't doing shit.

Two side characters who've done nothing but facilitate a pointless filler plot have received more engagement and development than any of the actual main characters.

God forbid Benson has some self-reflection on how his terrible decisions based on thin fucking evidence led to terrible things happening, we wouldn't want Benson having to learn anything. Self-improvement is for stalkers, child!

Our great detective is stumped by a woman making the most obvious 'wink wink, nudge nudge' hints that she has something else planned imaginable.

Also, I was fucking right, they can monitor his plant's visuals! How is there so little information about people's lives when the security guys have such easy access to everything!?

Didn't she literally show them the inside of the book? These police officers have never heard of the classic 'cut hidey hole in book' routine?

"You're on trial for terrorism, might as well add some extra murder charges!"

"I'm a priority prisoner, but thankfully that doesn't mean anyone bothered with obvious security measures."

So the plan is fake health emergency, incapacitate the guards and just hope the guy watching the security camera doesn't raise the alarm?

I do like the joke though.

Somehow the door managed to remain open throughout the entire scuffle with the guards.

So, beforehand it was impossible to disappear because of all the oversight, but now there's a bunch of exploitable blindspots for Benson to use now that he needs them.

Benson, weren't you the police chief? Wouldn't you already be overseeing your men's training? The convenient laziness to help your escape is already stupid enough, but bitching about it only makes it worse.

Benson's heading back to Laraby's apartment? God damn it, Benson, this is not a time for a wank at your favourite tug spot.

"You know me, Pavel. Am I killer?" He doesn't know you at all! In the small amount of time he's spent with you, the best impression he'd get is that you flaunt the rules, get easily distracted by vendettas and make stupid decisions. I think he very much could see you as a killer. There's a reason why he felt he needed to double check you weren't a child predator.

Oh, right, an 'honourable' man.

Shut the fuck up about your love nest in the crime scene, it's fucking weird!

"We will somehow survive destroying our only home before we even get close to the only habitable planet around and start a colony with 47 uneducated morons." Sounds legit.

Oh, yeah, right, exploding a fucking nuke in the middle of the ship won't destroy anything vital or leave major areas of the ship an irradiated hell.

Well, they've had sex a bunch of times, I guess that's enough to consider this earned.

An entire chapter so worthless I had nothing to say about it, though I just realized something: Why does Benson have to do this alone? Why doesn't girlfriend and Chad!Pevel tell the rest of the police force that Mei has explained where the next terrorist attack is gonna take place and route troops there immediately?

I think the lights suddenly turning on is gonna be a bigger tell than some metal squeaking.

I imagine doing a Kimura 'Where's the earth-shattering kaboom?' bit as Benson gets knocked out.

And wow, how anticlimactic, the nukes were pussy nukes and Kimura's crew were completely outmatched by Benson.

Bullshit. Benson was wearing a shitty patch-work suit that was being held together by duct tape and had already taken his helmet off, no way he survives while Kimura gets blasted that close to the pussy nukes.

Benson's survival was not as convenient as initially believed - it was more! One of his shots struck the casing of the nuclear device and caused the right amount of deformation to prevent a full-on nuclear implosion. In other words, Benson *accidentally* saved the entire human race. Devorah got her gun back, pleased as can be, and introduces some enjoyable snark via hearsay and that's good enough for me.

The ship, as mentioned before, is fine - surprisingly fine, too! Awwwwwssuuum!

It almost feels like nothing was ever at stake and every possible threat was overcome by pure dumb luck.

I recall her being described by Patrick, in his own words, as smoking hot in her first appearance?

Hey, maybe Patrick's a Granny-chaser, don't judge!

So basically, humanity can get fucked because of white guilt.

My question is: Why is this a secret? Seriously, this planet is humanity's last hope, if they don't colonize it they die, they've known this since before the Ark even took off and they practically control the entire populous down to their genetics. You're telling me the government didn't think they could convince or indoctrinate the public over the years to support saving humanity? This isn't an empire expanding for the sake of expanding and taking whatever they come across, this is a dying race who need a place to live otherwise they'll face extinction. It's not like they have to subjugate the natives, especially when the natives don't seem to have anything of value for humanity to take.

Mother of God.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Pat's colon has joined his toilet and his liver in openly mocking him. How many more of his organs have Xitter accounts?

I am Pat’s complete lack of surprise.

 

[Roland TB-303]

I don’t want to dunk on poor people but this is Pat we’re talking about so hey. But why does he have such a shit Dell-looking mid-2000’s cheap consumer laptop? Isn’t he meant to be a professional writer? Wouldn’t you take pride in your tools and try to make the job as easy as possible? Having to wait 20 seconds between key strokes isn’t ideal. Mac vs Windows whatever but have some self respect man.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I don’t want to dunk on poor people but this is Pat we’re talking about so hey. But why does he have such a shit Dell-looking mid-2000’s cheap consumer laptop? Isn’t he meant to be a professional writer? Wouldn’t you take pride in your tools and try to make the job as easy as possible? Having to wait 20 seconds between key strokes isn’t ideal. Mac vs Windows whatever but have some self respect man.

lol have you seen any of his writing? He’s got the appropriate tools for the job. That laptop is too good for pat.

Oh yeah I forgot, bilingual pat makes a cool and impressive appearance. Man who just had his mother in law bail him out of his tens of thousands of dollars in debt (with more to come!) calls billionaire bumbling moron.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t want to dunk on poor people but this is Pat we’re talking about so hey. But why does he have such a shit Dell-looking mid-2000’s cheap consumer laptop? Isn’t he meant to be a professional writer? Wouldn’t you take pride in your tools and try to make the job as easy as possible? Having to wait 20 seconds between key strokes isn’t ideal. Mac vs Windows whatever but have some self respect man.

Consider how he shows off with his inferior Rustang. That's about what his computers are too.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I don’t want to dunk on poor people but this is Pat we’re talking about so hey. But why does he have such a shit Dell-looking mid-2000’s cheap consumer laptop? Isn’t he meant to be a professional writer? Wouldn’t you take pride in your tools and try to make the job as easy as possible? Having to wait 20 seconds between key strokes isn’t ideal. Mac vs Windows whatever but have some self respect man.

The pause between key strokes is what allows him to get shit faced