Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Even better if Nikki put out a tell all book

Year Of The Pig: A Survivors Story.

Pat has to look down on service workers. If he gave them credit for the value they have in society, and the character it takes to be successful at such a job, then he would have no excuse for sitting at home doing nothing of worth. It is absolutely crucial to his narcissistic ego that he be better than those people.

Pat did like half a shift at Target then "quit" he stated on Xitter that it was beneath him. I suspect he was fired for being a useless fat retard who was always on his phone.

 

[lindsayfan]

rick shitting on people's jobs is so enraging.

on the other hand, the fact rick "writes" his garbage books while at a noisy bar eating chili and watching a Brewers game is fucking hilarious.

i can picture him just mashing the keyboard absently with one balloon-like paw, letting autosuggest/autocorrect do its job-- all the while his eyes are fixed unblinkingly on the Sports Game on tv and his other hand alternates snow-shovel-sized spoonfuls of chili with gulps of draft beer, both of which end up on his shirtfront. #amfarting

 

[Associate Rick]

Who is the sniper that pat is related to he's in the North Carolina National Guard i believe.

Sgt Jake Raven, much cooler than Rick will ever be.

 

[Post Reply]

it wasn't until i saw the alternative book cover for The Ark that i lost all sense of scale and livability on the Ark. here's that cover.

Patrick's juvenile spaceship designs always bugged me too. He likes to throw around buzzwords like 'mil-spec' or 'hard SciFi' then completely disregards decades of real world space habitat designs like O'Neill Cylinders (like at the end of Interstellar) and Stanford Tori (think 2001 or The Martian) in favor of ships that look like they were scratched out on a middle schooler's notebook. A science fiction author should know better.

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat could make some money doing Andy Kaufman-style anti-comedy. What does this even mean?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

That is why you are an assistant professor.

My (not) brother in Christ, you barely graduated high school, owe(d) $50K+ to a website owner, drink alone at a bar every day, and supposedly "work" selling insurance to geriatric patients.

Meanwhile if college graduate Plugh has any debt, it's student loan debt that he at least accrued by doing something constructive and meaningful...not by suing the internet. His gainful employment will allow him to make consistent payments.

 

[LGHDR+]

...ships that look like they were scratched out on a middle schooler's notebook. A science fiction author thief should know better.

Now that I've seen the hand-drawn ship design, I KNOW he's stealing from Orion's Arm. Looks like he mashed up a Barnard Banger, a Thermonuclear Pulse Drive ship, and an Antimatter Torch Drive ship, and then added rotating sections. It also explains the fucked up radiator fins and "time dilation" with a drive that could not achieve relativistic speed if he's just grabbing parts out of the Lego box and slapping them together.

Edit: On second thought I forgot about his self-insert. There would be enough mass there to fuck with spacetime.

 

[FinnSven]

Didn't he claim bullies broke his arm once?


No, child, I did not smear poop on my face during naptime. Correcting the Record started very early, I bet. Was his father weak or mostly absent, that would explain so very much. No male figure around to model masculine behavior for him. He doesn't know how to really act like a man, so he constructs his masculine identity out of cheap cliches.

Maybe not absent.
Perhaps more like a realistic version of the Goldbergs dad.

Sitting all night drinking beer and watching tv. Probably refusing to eat nothing but meatloaf.

 

[cerulean hydra]

Thunk provoking but something just popped into my head with regards to how mad Pat gets over being called the little brother.

Do you think Kyle is taller? Like actually hitting the 6' mark Pat claims to be? Even though Pat's older, he's eternally the little brother.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Maybe not absent.

Emotional absence is just as damaging.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Thunk provoking but something just popped into my head with regards to how mad Pat gets over being called the little brother.

Do you think Kyle is taller? Like actually hitting the 6' mark Pat claims to be? Even though Pat's older, he's eternally the little brother.

Reckon you might be onto something here. He’s probably taller and slimmer than Pat. Like most men.

 

[G-Man Gaming]

This one especially enrages me as someone who has a kushy high-paying WFH job, but who used to stock shelves, deliver pizzas, work as a waiter, etc. There was also the time he tried dunking on an assistant professor at a university. He literally said "This is why you're only an ASSISTANT professor". Someone looked the guy up recently and now he is a full-fledged professor. Obviously contributing much more to society than Fatass.

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The guy, Roland, that Fat mocks for being a waiter said in his bio that he was doing it for his daughter who is also in his pfp. So not only is he a better man than the pig for actually getting up every day and working, but also for being a loving father present in his daughter's life. Both things that Porque Squealer fails at miserably.

 

[TurboNAS]

At first I thought the different times or whatever is Fatrick trying to be "clever" about time getting fucked with when traveling at the speed of light but if it's travelling by nukes then there really wouldn't be any severe time fuckery.

I think he figures the two habitats are separate so they get their own day-night cycle.

Maybe in his head he thought that this would save power since you’re only lighting one at a time, but he didn’t write that in so we don’t know. It’s just stupid since people are adaptable and you can easily provide multiple indicators for citizens as to time of day.

For instance you can wear a watch that shows ship time (the only time that matters) and the face of the watch can show the day cycle you’re in wherever you are on the ship. It’s trivial to do this with a digital watch and a global data network. Your location is already being tracked by your implant so putting up reminders or graphics based on location is easy.

One nice thing about his books is you start thinking about how you’d fix the setting or improve things and it gets the imagination going. Thanks Patrick! If I ever write a story set on a generation ship I’m going to make sure there aren’t multiple time zones.

 

[Broadside]

He never will be.

Also, never forget he wrote “THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS” on the back of his shitty laptop that he used to “no child” online.

I don't know about you, but I'd be pretty nervous if I owned an establishment and some guy came in with a laptop that said it killed people in big letters on the back. Pat just oozes sociopathic retard wherever he goes I'm sure.

 

[Maude Snew]

Pat just oozes sociopathic retard wherever he goes I'm sure.

Plus a lot of other things. He's just very greasy in general.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Plus a lot of other things. He's just very greasy in general.
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Looks like Jim Belushi started to melt in the microwave.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Tangentially related but since we make fun of Rick for Norm/11: It's funny that Jersh deleted that 'everyone should die' Norm clip on MATI and then a day or so later the entire site shits itself and explodes. That's an omen if you ask me.

You probably didn’t know this little peanut butter baby child but it’s actually tangenial according to our established author.

 

[Oxyjen]

Looks like Jim Belushi started to melt in the microwave.

If you had to give a description to the police, they might pick up this guy. Same ingredients, different turnout.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Can anyone explain to me why he calls himself a conservative? He really seems to be on the left side of everything. Is there anything Pat actually is conservative about? Not to mention he really has that "liberal work ethic", be a useless fuck, living off others money, spend all your time on twitter arguing with people you will never actually meet in real life, ever.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Can anyone explain to me why he calls himself a conservative? He really seems to be on the left side of everything. Is there anything Pat actually is conservative about? Not to mention he really has that "liberal work ethic", be a useless fuck, living off others money, spend all your time on twitter arguing with people you will never actually meet in real life, ever.

Because he’s always coveted that conservative pundit position. He wants to be the guy who gets to go on tv and say, “I’m a conservative and even I think trump is outta line!” That’s literally it. He’s not conservative about anything. Immigration, social welfare networks, rainbow shit, none of it. He’s recently even been referred to by the pretend podcast host as a caricature of a leftist. He’s conservative in the same way he’s not fat by any medical standard. In the same way that people think he’s a likable guy.