More post-jail sightings megathread

[Love Is Blue]

She is minute. In the video clip of them walking in the carpark her head roughly lines up with his elbow.

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Sonichu cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Sonichu cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that yellow steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking golden mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick yellow mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming electric hedgehog spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like ginger hips birth a half sonichu child, forever staking the Sonichu’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this

 

[NoosJunki]

Hello newfrens in the thread. @LeDarkMemer was kind enough to provide us this still of Chris's new galpal and I'm reposting it in hopes of preventing 26 pages of "is this a person? Is she 10 million years old etc" posts.

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HOW THE FUCK IS SHE NOT HIDEOUS

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

she's not ugly enough and too good at grooming herself for chris to deserve her.

 

[Top Skink]

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(not)

 

[DumbDude43]

Incels bros, we lost a real one.

incels already lost chris when he took the barbussy by force

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Welp. I guess we know why he bought two yoga mats now..

 

[Nobunaga]

Fuck, is anyone else hearing the trumpets of apocalypse?

 

[Neil]

Lmao @ the idiots who thought he somehow wouldn't grope this new female despite having done so to every female he has ever encountered.

I hope she enjoys every single second of the Chris Chan experience. Don't worry guys, it's all worth it to be a part of CHRISTORY and get a mention in Geno Samuel's documentary!

Maybe she'll even get a saga (wow!) named after her on the very prestigious CWCKI for being the first human being (who isn't his mother) willing to get fucked by him too!

 

[Extreme Crusader]

I don't feel so good... Are we getting trolled?

 

[TexOffender]

Fuck, is anyone else hearing the trumpets of apocalypse?

It's not over until the angels descend.

 

[Sithis]

Chris is going to sire the antichrist isn't he?

 

[Rogue AI]

Are we sure she has all her teeth? I can't help but think that someone dating Chris has got to have a case of meth mouth.

 

[TheTourist]

Chris might be the first human in existence that cucked BOTH his parents

The madman can't be stopped

jesus fucking christ lmfao.
Chris really is the best lolcow on the net. DSP's standing down of the IRS doesn't even compete with this feat.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

I wonder if this was captured on something like the latest iPhone but the sheer wrongness of it all is causing the camera's mechanisms to enter the warp and degrading the picture to cryptozoology sighting-levels.

Pictured below, a similar event:

 

[Throwing Romans]

given the age of the new girl, can we expect a chris-chan parenting saga soon?

 

[NoosJunki]

Chris is going to sire the antichrist isn't he?

Ever seen The Omen? Or Rosemary's Baby?

 

[Pedophobe]

Fuck, is anyone else hearing the trumpets of apocalypse?

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord

 

[Time of Space]

She has conquered every last drywall-punching, wife-beating, dogfight-organizing, meth-cooking man in Virginia.

And THIS fall
one woman will find out
if she has what it takes
to fix him

 

[TheTourist]

given the age of the new girl, can we expect a chris-chan parenting saga soon?

God, we should be so fucking lucky.

 

[Lum_Invader]

Chris is going to sire the antichrist isn't he?

I've been saying this for years. His seed is tainted with evil, it makes the most sense that it would be him.