More post-jail sightings megathread

Hybristophilia is so 1979, Tardbristophilia is all the rage. Hot chicks no longer get hot and bothered by good looking charismatic murderers. Now they're panty droppers for delusional lolcow RETARDS! If your IQ is above 95 and If your KF thread isn't AT LEAST 1000 pages with a full dox and 5 sagas their clams are DRY!
 
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This isn't 2009 retard autist kind of endearing in an extremely weird way Chris- this is 2023 trooned out schizophrenic fucked-his-own-elderly-mother-while-claiming-to-be-Jesus Chris. Despite that, she's riding his shriveled Tic-Tac.
insanity never stopped anybody

remember that this guy used to have an entire harem of girls willing to go to hell and back for him
 
She looks exactly what I imagined she would look like. Nerdy, dumpy zoomer/millenial who adheres to an attempted cute aesthetic. Overbleaches her hair but doesn't brush it. Most likely always high because she has "anxiety". Crippled socially to the point that she probably thinks he dindu nuffin wrong because love is love but also that this is cool and she's with someone (in)famous. This will either end Ralph style, or they will live in Barb's house forever and have a litter of retardlings. Either way, she and Barb are going to fight over his affections

ETA if she's his wrangler and his woman she is most likely getting less than a grand a month to live in the Sonichu Temple. What a life.
 
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