More post-jail sightings megathread

[Procrastinhater]

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Man some chicks will drop their pants the second they hear someone has been in jail
Jesus Chris.

Good for him.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Barb will be crushed.

Birthday boy Ralph will be devastated that Chris now has two more girlfriends than he does.

 

[Procrastinhater]

@Marvin bro you had one fucking job.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

As a woman, I want to like my own biological sex, but every day we keep proving the woman hate thread right...

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

i genuinely cannot find where in this thread either of these were proven or even implied, everyone just collectively decided to go from "hes fiddlydiddling her against her will, poor girl!" to "grrr that skank veronica she must be a troll trying to get with my chris chan!", but you all just sorta agreed on it together and ran with it
its like fucking schoolyard gossip

 

[BrainProlapse]

Holy fuck, this is the worst possible outcome.

Not only has he pissed off anyone sensible that ever looked out for him and fucked his mother, now he's managed to get a tard gf that is young enough to possibly have children

 

[Otterly]

There really is someone for everyone. It’s quite heartwarming, in a way.
Life finds a way!

 

[Male Idiot]

Christine Christopher Christian CHADler Sonichu Blueheart Jesus.

Maybe, just if you recycle a bit more, zap it your extreme, you too can get a girlfriend.

Aylawgs on suicide watch.

I can't wait to see Sonichu Babies seasons, this Barb ntr twist was extreme!

 

[Glowie]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

Love quest expansion pack: Straight out of jail.

 

[Echnaton]

Nah, he'll just make retard babies.

It would be extremely funny if his kids were completely normal; suspiciously so, even. Imagine the parent-teacher meetings...

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Prepare for jokes on Friday about having no excuse

 

[Product Placement]

Women love bad boys with jail time, checks out

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Women really go for criminals a s convicts lol. Incels on suicide watch

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

If you're the one in the friend group complaining incessantly about getting no bitches, where's your fucking excuse now

 

[together~we~peel]

looks like another win for clown world, fuck atleast throw confetti and blow a horn before blindsiding us with something like this.

 

[Richard Freeman]

Could this be the caretaker?

Spoiler: A

 

[Procrastinhater]

We are reaching the darkest of nights, from the fallopian entropy will be born the child that remolds the Earth into paradise of the electric hedgehogs
Deus meus, serva nos

I've never bothered to listen to that carefully before but the lyrics are disturbing as hell.
My Latin isn't very good but it doesn't have to be for this

Sanguis bibimus we drink the blood
Corpus edimus we eat the flesh
Rolle Corpus Satani Raise the body of Satan
Ave
Ave Ave, versus Christus Hail, hail the Anti Christ
Ave Satani Hail Satan

There's nothing in there about hedgehogs or fucking your own mother though, although I guess if you were trying to create a vessel for the Anti Christ mother-son incest would be involved somewhere.

This shit is too creepy for this time of the morning.

 

[Blasterman]

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So Chris finally found a Boyfriend Free Girl.... Maybe God really does forgive Chris for all the insane shit he did.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Could this be the caretaker?

Spoiler: A

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Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. She sounds like the Article 4 Free Inhabitant from that Sovereign Citizen video.

So Chris finally found a Boyfriend Free Girl.... Maybe God really does forgive Chris for all the insane shit he did.

God had no part of this. This isn't His work.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

This looks like the last seen images of a criminal in a news report.