More post-jail sightings megathread

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Bro what the fuck.
What woman is like, “you fucked your mom… but you can change”

Fuckin retard

This isn't 2009 retard autist kind of endearing in an extremely weird way Chris- this is 2023 trooned out schizophrenic fucked-his-own-elderly-mother-while-claiming-to-be-Jesus Chris. Despite that, she's riding his shriveled Tic-Tac. The fact that it took this long and didn't occur 15 years ago is both an indictment on current society, as well as a testament to Chris's enhanced infamy over time. The Internet's corrupting influence on society is solely to blame, and I shudder to consider what we might see 15 years down the line from now.

This clout-chasing skank is every last bit as disgusting and fucked up as he is. I hope the fifteen seconds of Internet fame gained from fucking this disgusting inhuman transsexual tub of lard are worth it for permanently ruining your prospects in life, sweetie. Reminds me a bit of the serial killer fangirls.

Maybe she isn't clout chasing and maybe it isn't even hybristophilia? Maybe she just loves him for who he is as a person?

Lmao kiwifarms BTFO time and time again:

• He's gonna get a long ass jail sentence!
• Stay 2 years with no record
• B-but he's gonna get his welfare cut
• Welfare is never rescinded and accumulated through the years
• He's gonna be homeless tho!
• Back at love shack with a new car
• He's never gonna get anyone to be with him, no one will touch him!
• Has got a girlfriend now and she isn't a 80 year old or a crazy methhead in drag

I'm starting to believe the merge is real, all fucking predictions go the opposite way, I wouldn't be surprised if a ween digs through his backyard to find Patti's corpse and hits a oilwell and he becomes the only millionaire in Virginia who actually fucked his own mother

Christopher Weston Chandler is one of the most inspirational Americans alive

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

we should call him by his real name


Chris-CHAD

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

i genuinely cannot find where in this thread either of these were proven or even implied, everyone just collectively decided to go from "hes fiddlydiddling her against her will, poor girl!" to "grrr that skank veronica she must be a troll trying to get with my chris chan!", but you all just sorta agreed on it together and ran with it
its like fucking schoolyard gossip

Welcome to every thread on here where we don’t have ironclad proof of something. A handful of people run with some random speculation and ten pages later that’s now accepted as gospel.

 

[Richard Freeman]

I don't think that's her but how did you even find this?

bing image search

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Welcome to every thread on here where we don’t have ironclad proof of something. A handful of people run with some random speculation and ten pages later that’s now accepted as gospel.

as funny as the notion of Chris laying his state mandated QT gf is, i cant help but worry about what will inevitibely happen when the line between joke and reality blurs, and every retard and underage itt who repeats the "oooo what a filthy skank shes clearly doing this for attention" notion inevitably believes it, leading to a buncha a-logs coming for her ass

 

[WaveBreak]

Bro what the fuck.
What woman is like, “you fucked your mom… but you can change”

Fuckin retard

not even joking. getting jailed did probs great for chris’s sex appeal amongst certain types of women (the ones who marry charles manson in his 80’s)

 

[demicolon]

I refuse to believe that Chris has any game.

Doesn't have to. He literally fucked his mom so good she refused to fill charges against him.

Tbf I don't think there's a woman alive who wouldn't be scared of this hulking tranny, who smells of rotting watermelon and B.O. and just got out of jail for fucking his mother, touching her.

You know guys with a fetish for licking armpits or women who are either morbidly obese or don't shower? There are female equivalents of that.

Well..... this is........ I mean... could we already have merged without knowing it?

Depends, do Reebok Pumps make you run faster?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Honestly surprised it took this long for a crazy woman to go "I can fix him!" or for a clout chasing whore to latch on to him. Waiting until after he fucked his mom is vile tho.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

I can't believe for one minute that the literal motherfucker found himself a willing sweetheart. Chris isn't exactly known for self-control and respecting women's boundaries be them normal, undercover trolls, his own mother or a possible retard like him.

 

[msd]

She can fix him

 

[Corpun]

What the actual fuck. Incels have no fucking excuses now.

 

[TotalWeenDeath]

>chrischan gets a short redhead gf before I can get one
the ennui is really hittin tonite boys

 

[Oxyjen]

*clutches at last hope for sanity*

Look, he’s 2 foot taller than her, they’re in a noisy environment and she’s softly spoken, she has to pull him down to speak directly in his ear if she wants to be heard.

That’s all it is. Everything is fine.

 

[Guts]

Okay, so this is just rampant schizoposting. Did being in literal prison actually knock some electrical pathways in Chris' brain straight? He would have never been able to pull any breathing female that wasn't rampantly familiar with him before. I honestly doubt this person knows of his history of excepades (or at least I fucking hope she doesn't, because if she does that just raises further questions). This is the first legitimate natal woman he has been "intimate" with since... Well... His mother. Off the back of a 2 year stint in the klink, on top of it. I don't buy that it's just your typical "I've been in prison for literal years so I am on high alert for strange" shit. This is CHRIS we're talking about. They must have met in some sort of group home or maybe group therapy he was court mandated to attend, because I can NOT imagine him actually walking up to a woman in public and "wooing" her.

TL;DR Virginia is pushing forward a groundbreaking new parole officer program, go figure.

 

[GoysGoneWild]

"and I just won"

 

[BubbleButt]

What mental problems does she have?

 

[WonderWino]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

My god. That woman must be nuttier than squirrel shit to get involved with chris. He looks mental, talks mental, is famous for insane shit and literally just got out of jail after 2 years for fucking is mother. I have to wonder how this could have possibly happened. No way she doesn't know any of this stuff about him, its pretty obvious from having any in person contact with him he isn't right in the head at all

No fucking way this will end well for anyone involved

Also, has anyone seen barb recently? I ask because on seeing those pics I was immediately reminded of that first wave episode where the aliens use seniors to test some kind of age reversing drug....and had the horrifying thought that the merge has somehow had the same effect on barb. I mean it would fit with what he'd do given recent history

An union so unholy it can only be captured by cursed 1990's camera technology.

Finally, a scenario horrifying enough to warrant another outlast sequel

I just hope he doesn't impregnate her with that bent duck of his. The last thing the world needs is for Chris to sire CWC Jr.

Like bob before him he'd have fucked his mother and raised a tard. He would have become the new bob. Except jobless and threatening to chop down the kiwifarms

 

[Lithuophile]

Lmao kiwifarms BTFO time and time again:

• He's gonna get a long ass jail sentence!
• Stay 2 years with no record
• B-but he's gonna get his welfare cut
• Welfare is never rescinded and accumulated through the years
• He's gonna be homeless tho!
• Back at love shack with a new car
• He's never gonna get anyone to be with him, no one will touch him!
• Has got a girlfriend now and she isn't a 80 year old or a crazy methhead in drag

I am perpetually humbled by Chris CHAD every single day

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

Japanese McDonald's releases a anime family ad the same day chris chan is spotted schooching a woman. Clearly this is a sign that the CWCborne is coming prepare for the end times.

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

You know the two "yoga mats" he bought that people were wondering about? On Reddit, pic attached, someone mentioned he got into MTG hardcore lately, and we know he's been spotted playing games around the area too.

I don't think those mats are gonna be used for yoga. I think they bought them as a cheap alternative to buying neoprene mats to play card games on, or they are just big desk mats since TCG playmats tend to be huge anyway. They probably bought two, one for him, and one for her, to play MTG on.