Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Ingmar Aspergman]

Autsin makes me think of Yudhishthira in the Sabha Parva book of the Mahabharata, in that he is a crippling gambling addict who gambles his brothers and wife away, but is given the option of going into exile with the Pandavas instead of paying his debts. In exile, instead of addressing his addiction, he just gets so good at dice he literally cannot lose in any situation. Idk maybe he should do that lol

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Autsin makes me think of Yudhishthira in the Sabha Parva book of the Mahabharata, in that he is a crippling gambling addict who gambles his brothers and wife away, but is given the option of going into exile with the Pandavas instead of paying his debts. In exile, instead of addressing his addiction, he just gets so good at dice he literally cannot lose in any situation. Idk maybe he should do that lol
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He's the white Ashy Larry from the World Series of Dice.

 

[arc minsk]

seen a few BMJ live blackjack streams and the dealers are usually generic beige 2nd worlders but they got an attractive valkyrie eastern european and all of the coomers are coomin.

 

[dollgurl]

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Sorry for low effort shitty soyjak meme, but there really isn't a better way to express this.

Reminds me of when everyone was talking about DSP's bankruptcy and how he lied on his finances and nothing ever came from it. I doubt Austin is gonna get hit with like 50k in back taxes or something. As far as I'm aware you can deduct loses from your winnings. Like if won 20 million in a year and lost 5 million gambling you would just pay taxes on 15 million. Austin loses everything.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

so ive been digging around youtube. and it turns out bossman isnt playing slots. hes playing bingo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlYkW5Bc3Cs&t

all them dumb ass games he plays are linked and his odds go down dramatically when more people play. which is why they constantly give out free spins on these games

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

JFC I'm down bad, gang. If bossman doesn't post a clip of himself losing 1k in a manner of seconds and then punting the dog through the wall only to return on stream moments later with a much crappier dog, i'm gonna start weeping about how no one ever helps me. Please don't make me beg for a juicer to find me new content.

 

[Z-Barr's Back Nuts]

I don't know which I find more annoying, the gay IRS theory posting or BMJ gambling in his discord instead of just streaming it. This is also a reminder that taxation is theft and anyone found tattletaling to the IRS about anyone is gayer than any tranny walking this earth.

 

[RougeRed]

so ive been digging around youtube. and it turns out bossman isnt playing slots. hes playing bingo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlYkW5Bc3Cs&t

all them dumb ass games he plays are linked and his odds go down dramatically when more people play. which is why they constantly give out free spins on these games

Yup. I've mentioned it in other posts, but what Stake runs is a "sweepstakes". Once you place your bet and hit the button, all that it does is a kind of drawing to see who wins then it displays some symbols and colors to make a big show out of it. How you place the bet and what you are playing don't really matter. All that "I only lost by one number" or "I need X symbol to win" is just an illusion. Not sure how that works for live games like Roulette and Blackjack though.

 

[sum ting wong]

I was only half paying attention but he was up to like $500 dollars tonight from a combination of keno/black jack/roulette, then he also got a $400 donation from gabe in the chat (who gave him the $1000 donation that he blew yesterday) and he lost it all on keno. He withdrew 500 at one point and told chat to not let him re-depo it but unless someone physically takes the phone away that's not going to work.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Keno really broke this man, you can actually see the gambling demon manifest when he's in his Keno zone - he just can't stop himself from giving everything back at lightning speed.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

BMJ is terrified of breaking more chairs it seems

He accidentally showed his Discord while gambling vicariously through his paypig.

Bro
He also acted like a literal retard after getting back to back 8x wins in Keno (Skip to 20 seconds if you don't like Bossman ASMR)

It was about 3 AM when he was doing this. RIP his parent's sleep.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

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[dollgurl]

More monkey fun noises. Keno is going to be the death of him. It has the perfect amount of winning and losing to pull Austin in again and again.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

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I'M THE SKEETMAN!

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

He has something in common with the kike rapper

 

[Collections Agent]

More monkey fun noises. Keno is going to be the death of him. It has the perfect amount of winning and losing to pull Austin in again and again.
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How his parents sleep is nothing short of a miracle, especially since theres not even a door to muffle sound anymore.

 

[Lost in Place420]

I am really enjoying his Keno arch, high wins with big losses. This can only go one way, more broken chairs and holes in walls he cant repair.

 

[verymuchawful]

How his parents sleep is nothing short of a miracle, especially since theres not even a door to muffle sound anymore.

The more I think about it, the biggest L holders in this entire situation is his parents. What's worse than being a hopelessly addicted person funneling all their money into gambling and drugs? Being people that provide a place to stay for that. That's not love for your child, that's just retardation.

 

[Punished Neco]

I heard you all liked ASMR of Austin eating so here's about 3 and a half minutes of him eating an apple... the clip ends with him hitting a x63 and winning $241 on Keno.

Keno really will bankrupt this man though, look at him burn $221 in 30 seconds by doing 2x $100 Keno bets. He really thinks this game is going to be the one that's going to change his life even though as we've seen for the past week all it's done is take him back to $0 every night.

Austin wins big and then gets into an argument with presumably his dad and tells him not to kill his buzz.

Today's streams have seen Austin win $1k, lose $950 of it, then win $1500, which is where we're at now, hit the x63 twice tonight so he's gotten super lucky. He had to shoot off after getting a phone call and he's not returned so I guess we're going to have to wait until tonight's stream to see him inevitably lose that $1.5k.

The more I think about it, the biggest L holders in this entire situation is his parents.

I mean all of these videos of him jumping and hollering/shouting are all from like 2-4am.
I did feel sorry for the Dad but then a couple of streams ago Austin said that his dad used to be an "Insurance Manager", aka the people who get to decide whether the Insurance actually pays people, a job which I find almost as detestable as IRS or ATF agent.
This is essentially the universe paying him back for all those claims he denied on technicalities.
I'd like to see a Wojak trying to sleep edit of his dad trying to sleep as BMJ is shouting in the background though.

 

[Yae]

Bossman continues to do discord exclusive streams. He's streaming with a vpn on rollbit. Discord only to avoid voiding his contract with stake.us but why is he gambling there instead of on stake? I don't think he hit his limit again.