More post-jail sightings megathread

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

State mandated gfs are finally real

If Chris Chan of all people can land a boyfriend fee girl incels have absolutely no excuse now.

 

[Abella]

(lets just hope he never meets the in-law if you know what I'm saying).

Imagine telling your parents you’re in a relationship with a fat troon that fucked his own mom.

If Chantal can get multiple partners and even married, regardless of the circumstances or reasons, there's no reaon why Chris can't get some insane woman to be his love slave.

For some reason it’s easier for fat women to find partners than fat men. Some dudes just seem to love harpooning whales.

 

[Kat Kommander]

I wonder how Fiona feels right now...

 

[Fancy_Robot]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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More proof the most attractive thing a man can do is go to jail

 

[Oligarca Caballero]

More proof the most attractive thing a man can do is go to jail

Incelbros were we right all along?

 

[Anti Snigger]

Incelbros were we right all along?
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>male reaction to Ralphie: This is abhorrent, Tony did nothing wrong
>female reaction to Ralphie: ZOMG I can fix him
What did women mean by this?

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

>male reaction to Ralphie: This is abhorrent, Tony did nothing wrong
>female reaction to Ralphie: ZOMG I can fix him
What did women mean by this?

Social conditioning for females, I'm assumiing. Women are often taught they should settle (see: every sitcom with a fat husband and a hot wife), or they're above other women if they do (see: every movie where the soft nerd is written as the right choice over an abusive jock, as written by a nerd director himself) so in some kind of weird cope, they think "Well, time to make the best out of the situation! If I fix him, then I've done my part! Not many women do this! I'm special for doing so! Just like the heroine in my favorite romance medias!"

Same reason why women love adopting pitbulls that love to maul their children to death. The cope of "he's just misunderstood" while not realizing the choices they were conditioned to make actually make their lives worse. It becomes delusion all the way down.

So to cope, they all develop that savior complex at some point, as socialization takes root.

 

[Troonos]

Worst-case scenario: insemination.

 

[Telemeter]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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A boyfriend free girl his age?????

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

TELL ME WHY
HE ISN'T A VIRGIN WITH RAGE
TELL ME WHY
HE NOW HAS A CUTE GIRL HIS AGE
AFTER THIS
I NO LONGER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY
"I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND"

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

What if she's the one who's able to "fix" Chris?

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Who would have guessed a year ago that there could even be a question about a potential girlfriend arc...

You know what happens when retards and or stupid people get together.. mistake children/family arcs!

This all has to be a misunderstanding or something.... just....... yeah.

 

[SwanSwanson]

I know a subset of people think this is his caregiver, but from what we have seen, Christory has been going the exact opposite of what we have expected it to. Based on that pattern, it can be reasonably assumed that is his girlfriend.

 

[Megagi La Skunk]

The only two questions I have to this boyfriend free girl is the first question is why? Like for real? Girl your being retarted

While the second question is that is your bar this damn low? Or is the IQ? Because at this point just

 

[Black Yoshi]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Oh no, now we're getting Midget Megan Saga...

 

[lispy0nline]

I know a subset of people think this is his caregiver, but from what we have seen, Christory has been going the exact opposite of what we have expected it to. Based on that pattern, it can be reasonably assumed that is his girlfriend.

His lovequest has finally ended. The merge (jail saga) has passed and now he has a sweetheart. Chris has beat the trolls.
Also, it's extremely unlikely to be a caretaker or a Megan 2.0. I severely doubt a caretaker would be accepting affection from chris and it's unlikely that a random woman would just go places with him while allowing him to cuddle up next to her (in public)
Boyfriend-free girl achieved(?)

 

[Steinercard]

Bro what the fuck.
What woman is like, “you fucked your mom… but you can change”

Fuckin retard

How do we know this isn't some weird sociopathic bitch like last time trying to manipulate Chris into doing something even more retarded?

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Are we...sure this is Chris?

The....dude...in the photos looks a lot skinnier and with less fat under his chin than Chris does.

Bro what the fuck.
What woman is like, “you fucked your mom… but you can change”

Fuckin retard

I mean, women are typically like this.

 

[Delamain]

Remember if someone as disgusting as Chris Chan can get some
So can you

 

[A Grey Cat]

Is this going to be a Harley Quinn and Joker situation, but instead of it being a doctor and patient it's a tard and wrangler getting together.

That's exactly what I said this situation would become back when mystery girl first made the scene.

None of you have an excuse anymore.

Don't fucking remind me. As if I needed a reason to drink again.