All men are secretly gay

[KittyGremlin]

Guys, we've been found out.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Guys, we've been found out.

Yes, you have. It’s why the only acceptable women for men are ones willing to peg them.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

• They can’t stop talking about penis, whether it’s their own or other men’s
• They’ll insult each other by implying other men should be anally raped
• They’ll check each other out at the gym to see how attractive other men are I mean to learn the best exercises to make gains
• They’ll have “bromances” with their friends because they’re too afraid of being seen as gay
• They’ll physically fight each other in totally not homoerotic ways because hugging would be too homo
• They’ll fall for men in drag over real women because deep down they admit men do femininity better than women

Check, check, check, check, check, and check.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Women are gay by default because they either like dicks or they like other chicks.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Andrew Tate is a faggot, but there's no evidence that he's ever had sex with a man.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

the gayest place ive ever been has been an all male military unit

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

the gayest place ive ever been has been an all male military unit

You were in the Navy?

 

[DiggieSmalls]

You were in the Navy?

no, but if i was i imagine it would be just as gay if not gayer.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The natural state of men is being gay. They’ve been brainwashed by mass media into thinking they might be straight (they’re not, denial just makes you gayer).

Brokeback Mountain is proof of this

 

[BeetleBug242]

Any man who prefers ass over tits or just ass is gay.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

im not gay. i have relationships with women. and sex with men

 

[JambledUpWords]

For men because they’re obsessed with each other’s sizes for some (gay) reason:

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

When you think about it, a man having sex with a woman is pretty gay.

 

[JambledUpWords]

When you think about it, a man having sex with a woman is pretty gay.

Men are inserting penis into someone that likes penis, and that’s really gay. Men cannot escape being gay (unless they’re attracted to me).

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I can confirm as a prety masculine woman i ended up shacking up and having chidlren with the first man who didn't asked me to peg him . On the other hand obsession with *chad* and penis size is telling bros .

 

[JambledUpWords]

Men all secretly want a girl like this, it’s only natural. It’s not as good as another man, but it will do

Spoiler

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Any man who prefers ass over tits or just ass is gay.

So long as the ass is on a woman, there's no problem with that. The ass is a good way to measure how curvy a woman, so long as it isn't disgustingly huge.

im not gay. i have relationships with women. and sex with men

I got news for you... That means you're French.

 

[BeetleBug242]

So long as the ass is on a woman, there's no problem with that

No, it's a gateway to men's asses. T&A with a 65/45 split ratio is the safe limit.

 

[JambledUpWords]

So long as the ass is on a woman, there's no problem with that. The ass is a good way to measure how curvy a woman, so long as it isn't disgustingly huge.

Real men always prefer butt. Boobs are the gateway to trooning out (which is also gay).

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I got news for you... That means you're French.

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