Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Patso is 2023 Lolcow of the Year. It's not even up for debate anymore. I don't think he has gone a month this year without stepping on a rake.
Shit, man, someone better do a year in review for Pat when award season comes. So much has happened I can't even remember it all and the year isn't even over yet.
 
It appears Dan may be requesting audio or the court record.
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Marriage is about compromise.

I found these as part of the research for my upcoming threads.

It makes sense that Niki would settle down with a busty man packing a clitoris-sized penis and bitchy bravado.

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Someone on the other forum raised a fair point about the newspaper post:
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Thought I'd post my response here too:

Valid point.

However, of the 20 search results in the University DB, half of the matches were only because she was listed in the issue as the Classifieds Manager (she didn't have an article).

Most of the remaining half are perfunctory university announcements (e.g. some staff member's upcoming retirement, or a student/student group did something). The remaining handful are puff pieces promoting:
  • LGBT-whatever causes more than any other issue
  • Black issues
    • She went to a BLM march, but had to make it about LGBT because that's her (clam) jam.
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  • A couple about the very broad topic of the environment, but with a heavy focus on vegetarianism. Guess what? She's a vegetarian
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  • I think that it's a very reasonable assumption considering her articles, the recent "speak for yourself" interview moment, LGBT flag on her X profile, taking long trips with another woman and without her husband, and even gross Pat Koolaiding in like this:
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Of course she does the standard NPC virtue signaling, but her choices and always arcing it toward something that she herself is engenders subtext, in my opinion.

I don't give a shit that she's bi. I do think it's a very humorous thought that her bisexuality might be what makes Pat's bizarre blend of hyper-machismo and hyper-cuntiness tolerable--not to mention his somewhat...uhh...matronly physique.
 
Wow this faggot keeps taking L's like he enjoying it. I mean Jesus Christ, fatty is really never going to learn, he will die one day and he will die a "loser", for lack of a better term. He wrote a few mediocre to bad books, a half a decade ago but, that's it. He cannot even hold down a job and he keeps failing over and over again in a court of law. He must realize if he failed to get the judge to approve the order everyone else would just be laughing at him for it? Right?



Meanwhile, in a much fatter Twitter feed...
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What did he mean by this? 🤔

Brianna, are you sure such a small dog can destroy a men's size 16 shoe? I don't think that little guy could lift something that big.

Keep in mind this area of the law is the most retard-proof of all, it's meant to be maneuver by hispanic housewives who get beat by their drunk husband. Nothing is retard-proof enough for our Pig, though.

they denied him a restraining order while only having HIS SIDE OF THE STORY, that's how unappealing he is

I can only speak for the state I live in but, the TRO is almost always approved, you write a page of why you want a TRO and sign it under penalty of perjury and the judge says yes or no. These are never actually fact checked so I'd imagine even if you lack a legitimate need for a restraining order you can just lie and never have to answer for it. A Judge issued restraining order is a whole other thing, you need to serve the party legally make sure they get it, and then you both go in front of a judge and explain why you actually need a protective order. Judges in my area do not simply rubber stamp these, a restraining order against you can fuck up your right to own a firearm, and it will definitely fuck up your chances of getting a job in security, no law enforcement job, no government clearance at least not for 10+ years.


About 10 years ago I had an ex that was really screwy, she texted me hundreds of times a day after I dumped her, started making threats to harm my family, many other things I can't even go into. I had her served and the day of court the judge ordered her stay away 100 yards, 1 year. She was dreaming and planning on a career in Law Enforcement so that shit was destroyed by the end of the day, she lost her fucking mind. She was planning on being an FBI agent and those plans were destroyed in one afternoon. Frankly I think I did the FBI a service, imagine if she actually became an agent? Somebody that was that screwy shouldn't even have access to firearms.
 
I remember a few days ago someone in this thread was doubting pat would win lolcow of the year and I admit I was also somewhat convinced by their argument, but it is a fucking shoo-in at this point. Fatrick has taken so many monumental L's this year I don't care what Ethan Ralph or whatever other fat loser on this site does, this is the year pat finally will win something! I'm sure he will take the news humbly and grateful.
 
I hope we get the audio logs because I want to know if they tried patiently explaining to Rick what you can get a restraining order for and why this wasn't a reason to get one as he increasingly becomes frustrated at how they aren't LISTENING and he uses every inch of willpower to refrain from childing.

Hopefully, Pat doesn't take this defeat too hard and returns to file one against that federal judge.
 
Eventually the law of averages dictates that Patrick must get a win at some point in life, right? I realize his incompetence and sheer unlikeability don't aid his efforts in any way, but damn.

This unfortunate schmuck's life is a never-ending series of embarrassments and defeats.
Or it could be the gambler's fallacy we've been hearing so much about on MATI lately.

"It's been A the last 11 times, surely the 12th time will be B!"

"I've taken 10 fat Ls in a row, surely this next pro se filing will get the stlaker childs imprisoned!"
 
Eventually the law of averages dictates that Patrick must get a win at some point in life, right? I realize his incompetence and sheer unlikeability don't aid his efforts in any way, but damn.

This unfortunate schmuck's life is a never-ending series of embarrassments and defeats.
Or it could be the gambler's fallacy we've been hearing so much about on MATI lately.

"It's been A the last 11 times, surely the 12th time will be B!"

"I've taken 10 fat Ls in a row, surely this next pro se filing will get the stlaker childs imprisoned!"
The law of averages is superceded by the Wrath of God upon those who insult Norm MacDonald.
 
Eventually the law of averages dictates that Patrick must get a win at some point in life, right? I realize his incompetence and sheer unlikeability don't aid his efforts in any way, but damn.

This unfortunate schmuck's life is a never-ending series of embarrassments and defeats.

He got lucky enough to have the opportunity to live a fairly cushy middling author life, but he'd rather fight twitter pests than crank out books so his publishers dropped him.

It's wild how different his life would be if he had just kept cranking out garbage. He already had his wins, it's all downhill from here.
 
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