Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Decades from now an elderly man resembling a medieval hermit will be sat in a dimly lit room editing footage. That man will have been driven insane many years prior by the herculean task of finishing his lifes work, his magnum opus.. every day he will awake from his slumber and wonder if his life will cease to be before he can finally finish his masterpiece. He will often scream out in anguish as it repeatedly dawns on him that this task is a metaphorical endless road.

That man is Porsalin trying to finish his Patrick S. Tomlinson documentary.

 

[ShitLurker]

He got lucky enough to have the opportunity to live a fairly cushy middling author life, but he'd rather fight twitter pests than crank out books so his publishers dropped him.

It's wild how different his life would be if he had just kept cranking out garbage. He already had his wins, it's all downhill from here.

Reading his replies and reactions to everything, it's doubly fascinating how he is unable to not reply/have the last word. Ignoring and blocking is all he had to do, yet instead he activelly engages and goes on his "stalker child" diatribes.

I'm not surprised at the slightest that people keep fucking with him.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I've been thinking...

If the Tomlinson motto is allegedly "Don't let the idiots win", and Pat wins Lolcow of the Year 2023, which collapses first?

 

[grey area]

Given how cold it can get in Rick's part of the world, I'm surprised his faggot car hasn't ended up down an embankment or wrapped around a tree. When you consider the slobbering idiot behind the wheel and how terrible these cars handle in those conditions, it's almost a miracle. That said, I'm just assuming he drives it during the winter months because he's extremely stupid and fat.

 

[IKOL]

Being cucked by courts numerous times have had to teach this fat manchild at least something but nooooooo...

Another Fatrick "Child" Retardson L

 

[Glowie]

Patrick Tomlinson appears to be trying to get a restraining order on Daniel Mullen and he was denied. Another FAT L for Piggy !
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I half expected him to include random John Does on Twitter, but this is fine too and it amuses me. Whatever makes spousal abusers seethe is AOK with me.

 

[Lake]

Reading his replies and reactions to everything, it's doubly fascinating how he is unable to not reply/have the last word. Ignoring and blocking is all he had to do, yet instead he activelly engages and goes on his "stalker child" diatribes.

I'm not surprised at the slightest that people keep fucking with him.

That pigheaded need to child each and every stalker is why I never get tired of him.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Decades from now an elderly man resembling a medieval hermit will be sat in a dimly lit room editing footage. That man will have been driven insane many years prior by the herculean task of finishing his lifes work, his magnum opus.. every day he will awake from his slumber and wonder if his life will cease to be before he can finally finish his masterpiece. He will often scream out in anguish as it repeatedly dawns on him that this task is a metaphorical endless road.

That man is Porsalin trying to finish his Patrick S. Tomlinson documentary.

If we can get masterpiece documentaries on great men like Ulysses S. Grant, Thomas Edison, George Patton, and Robert E. Lee, a masterpiece documentary on a fat man with bitch tits shouldn't be that hard.

 

[ShitLurker]

That pigheaded need to child each and every stalker is why I never get tired of him.

He reminds me of a very different flavor of the Ralphamale. Most of their misery comes straight from being unable to take an L and just walk away. But Tomlinson has such an insane amount of smug on his shit. Guy thinks he's the embodiment of a greek good and acts like one, yet reality denies him his projection. It's fascinating to watch. And more when you account that he doesn't seem to be in any sort of drugs (outside of sniffing his own farts).

 

[LGHDR+]

If we can get masterpiece documentaries on great men like Ulysses S. Grant, Thomas Edison, George Patton, and Robert E. Lee, a masterpiece documentary on a fat man with bitch tits shouldn't be that hard.

All those people are not only dead, but lived the lives of great men, accomplishing things and changing the world (although Edison was kind of a shithead), not being complete, total, fat morons on Xitter.

The problem for Porsalin is Pat keeps producing a non-stop torrent of retardation. I can barely keep up with the thread,

I can't imagine trying to document every child, every atalker, every enjoy prison. I'd be dead from exhaustion in a single day.

 

[LiquidKid]

Patrick Tomlinson appears to be trying to get a restraining order on Daniel Mullen and he was denied. Another FAT L for Piggy !
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It appears the court has determined that there was, in-fact, not a stalker, and, in-fact, not a child.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Guys, I don't know if you realised this yet, but Patrick is fat. More than that, he is rotund. Obese, even. Morbidly so, in fact. What I'm trying to say is that he is a big. Fat. PIG.

Also, clearly the judge was just a stalker child, part of the cybercult that has taken over every institution of the United States for the sole purpose of fucking with Pat and stopping him from enjoying his niggeroni.

 

[Preacher ✝]

The amount of L's this guy takes is staggering.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Given how cold it can get in Rick's part of the world, I'm surprised his faggot car hasn't ended up down an embankment or wrapped around a tree. When you consider the slobbering idiot behind the wheel and how terrible these cars handle in those conditions, it's almost a miracle. That said, I'm just assuming he drives it during the winter months because he's extremely stupid and fat.

This nigger probably barely drives more than from the hovel to whatever shithole he's replaced hoolies with.

hard to spin off the road when you never go more than a few blocks.

Where else would he go? He has no friends, no family, no job, no life.

Also you just KNOW fatrick wouldn't do the normal thing idiots do with restraining orders, and just insist that threats have been made, but instead tried to explain HIS VERSION of how being stalker child demands prison, which of course resulted in it being denied.

 

[thebigdream]

I keep expecting to one day stop finding 'stalker child' funny but it gets me everytime

 

[RollingRock2]

So the mufflers rusted out, I guess they get humidity in Milwakee because of the great lakes, now he's got a 2006(?) v6 Rustang with fart cans
It doesn't seem like that old of a car to falling apart due to rust

 

[Procrastinhater]

I now start my day by reading "enjoy prison" replies on Pat's twitter.. just gets me on the mood to start the day

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I gotta admit "it's going well stalker. You'll be able to order it from the prison library. Enjoy"

Was pretty funny. Pat should be proud of that.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

I gotta admit "it's going well stalker. You'll be able to order it from the prison library. Enjoy"

Was pretty funny. Pat should be proud of that.

the bigger joke is thinking that taxpayer money would be spent on anything he's written. not even the state wants to pay for his fiction.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Piggy delivers the perfect example of this today. View attachment 5350705
Not going to get political but Pats take is factually retarded here.
"His age !" is gonna be the new "But her emails !" Watch, stlalker.

Is this prick for real?
I was fucking expanding under Trump.
Every fucking year between 2017 and Covid our fucking profits increased we were doing well.
I've had to lay off a fucking entire crew because Biden has tanked the economy and they were my fucking friends.
You know what its like to have to tell your friends things aren't going well and you're having to cut back?
When some of them have families?
I hate that old demented fuck with a passion and this fat faggot with bitch tits is simping over that decrepit old scent vampire?
Pissed me off.
Gimme my fucking hats.

 

[LGHDR+]

Gimme my fucking hats.

No. You aren't mad at the internet, you're mad at legitimate problems.