Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

[Sewer Rat]

Rekieta's comments on Nina Infinity's show last night about claims that Russell Brand dated a 16 year old when he was in his 30s:

Nina says that in these circumstances, it depends on "how mature" the 16 year old is. Rekieta replies that "that's the inherent issue with age of consent laws and why they actually vary" between different states and different countries.

Rekieta allows that there at some point the age threshold would get too low and "most of humanity will agree, like, this is a little bit much", such as hypothetical African countries that have age of consent "horrifically low, like around six", He adds that "it's kind of up to societies to set where they are."

Nick says that if you think the age of consent is too low, "it's amazing", you can disapprove of it personally and you don't need to "dip down into it" yourself!

As for Nick, he tries "to avoid, like, getting overly crazy" and "can't fault" fault someone for doing something that is "not outright ridiculous" and is "wholly legal". He would personally not date someone that young. He claims that England has a society where it is acceptable for a thirtysomething to date a 16 year old and that context should be understood.

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I can't believe we went full circle into "it depends on the child" - Sargon of Akkad
kinda makes me want to rewatch that era of streams and videos mocking him

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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Reap what you sow Nick, your time of reckoning will come.

What a coincidence!

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

LegalBytes got shitcanned because she’s a prudish bitch with arbitrary morals. She is the pinnacle of opportunistic. Pretending otherwise is obtuse revisionism. Hate on Rackets for actual shit. This fantasy land pity party is unadulterated faggotry.

 

[Sewer Rat]

LegalBytes got shitcanned because she’s a prudish bitch with arbitrary morals. She is the pinnacle of opportunistic. Pretending otherwise is obtuse revisionism. Hate on Rackets for actual shit. This fantasy land pity party is unadulterated faggotry.

Legalbytes got separated from Rekieta's group because she believed way too hard that "lawtube" was going to be some big amazing internet sensation and got too serious with it.
if you check and see what happened after I can see why some people say she ended up winning, not a lot of views and she mostly streams alone now, but of all the "lawtubers" she is one of the only ones that does actual trial streams, meanwhile Rekieta's group is filled with drama, people shitting on each other: Rekieta himself 2130 pages on this thread, Branca, Nate, Legal mindset, etc. they are all known for either hating each other or being degenerates.
at the end of the day LegalBytes is a boring streamer that believes she is "making a difference", while Rekieta is a degenerate alcoholic that is currently on a crusade to defend pedophiles and low age of consent laws.

 

[thebigdream]

Oh yeah, some old crusty creepy celebrity banging a teenager half his age, totally no creepy groomer vibes. Yes, if the genders are swapped it's same and it's gross. Only a coomer would say otherwise.

Wait. Where have I seen that before?
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Edit: James Franco was 40 at the time.
https://web.archive.org/web/2021051...r.com/VitoGesualdi/status/1391909444632465410

This one is messaging, mind you. Now, what's several significant steps above messaging?

Gross.

What a low-IQ take. Something being legal is the lowest bar for morality, it doesn't mean that everything that happens within the law is unproblematic. I can legally cut my balls off or spend all my money donating to hot tub streamers, that wouldn't automatically qualify me as being a good person because I act within the bounds of the law, it just means my actions aren't of a severity that the state can be bothered getting involved.

 

[Potatoherder]

LegalBytes got shitcanned because she’s a prudish bitch with arbitrary morals. She is the pinnacle of opportunistic. Pretending otherwise is obtuse revisionism. Hate on Rackets for actual shit. This fantasy land pity party is unadulterated faggotry.

All you need to do is switch 'prudish' to 'degenerate' and you describe Nick.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's take on age of consent is consistent with someone without personal morals. Many religious systems caution you to avoid even getting close to the line of transgression and the standard is higher than most secular ones.

As for the Carimachet and LOCALS negging, Cari has always been critical of Nick and the odd one out, ideologically, but she has not been in the chat room (unless she has fully masked he anti-Semitism).

The negging is almost only the interesting thing to report in the chat. There are personal details that I autistically collect in case something happens, but I get the sense that most people there are brainwashed supporters of Nick, participate more in the private chat club than the show (average chat attendance is closer to 20-25 than the 30-40 of a month or so ago), or they are a troll.

TL;DR Negging may be overrepresented, and the chat has hit minimum critical brain mass, or is close to it.

EDIT:

Nick barely hit 100 concurrent viewers on his LOCALS livestream that just ended.

 

[Potatoherder]

A big night on rumble in terms of both viewers and rants, he took in more than YT($209). That'd be great if $220 of the $282 didn't come from one person, JasonOfTGA, that comes out to 78%. This guy did a oneoff podcast in 2020: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sdst
No mention of Sean in the chat.

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[There Is Light At The End]

Balldo going bald. I see the irony

 

[RotPockets]

Nick belongs on the wall!

That’s his new court defense, he’s taking it back.

“What up my Pedo! See I can say that, that’s our word. I called Monty a “pedophile” as a term of endearment, its how me and Vito identify each other.”
-Nicky the Nonce (probably)

 

[newuser131]

This would be pretty bold considering all her tats.

this is true. it would be easy to id her with the tats. she can't be that stupid to risk her reputation with an onlyfans just for male attention. even using a different name and a blonde wig, she can be easy to spot. you can photoshop the tats but you can't hide the crazy eyes. besides, with all the thots on onlyfans, it would be too difficult to search out "our wife".

maybe rekieta's change of heart with the camwhoring is because he fully embraces the dick masterson lifestyle of degeneracy. his coomer brain and alcohol has overtaken logic and his christian morality.

LegalBytes got shitcanned because she’s a prudish bitch with arbitrary morals. She is the pinnacle of opportunistic. Pretending otherwise is obtuse revisionism. Hate on Rackets for actual shit. This fantasy land pity party is unadulterated faggotry.

agreed, but i still this nick's "i dindu nuting" passive aggressive posture during that whole incident shows his true character. clearly, rekeita thinks he is the head of lawtube. he calls himself the pope of lawtube as a joke, but this is a deflection to seriously own that title and not come across as an asshole. no different than his claim to be the king grifter.

with legal mindset making videos and drexel making comments shots at her, imo, rekieta clearly gave the orders to kick legalbytes out of lawtube. i just hate the passive aggressiveness from rekieta. it is too snakelike to me.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

LOCALS stream higglights:

- Immediately bitches that the show went longer than he wanted.

- Chat mentioned his hair being long. Nick thinks that he would look weird bald. His barber always takes off more hair than he wants, but he keeps going back.

- Nick's barber always tells him about his rap albums that deal with faith, God, and being a man of integrity. He also asks Nick to sell his French bulldogs on his show. They run 8k USD.

- LawTube is weird. Casuals want the panels to return, but Nick says that the way it works is that smaller channels come on his channel to grow their own channels and they are big enough to stream solo and get income from it. Branca is the exception with his LoSD and law school classes. He has no drama with people.

- Someone wants him to stream with the degenerate FigBat who is a Drexel orbiter. He might have Peacock on again too.

- Nick hates nobody. He just sends preemptive messages to people he knows to set people straight if there is a false rumour about him. Some people think that is weird, but if you defend yourself people think that you are hiding something. It is a no-win scenario.

- Nick has something to do every Friday at noon to leave for. This is why he is not with Eric Hunley. He apparently still gets weekly invitations.

- He is going to be on Camelot and Xia's new Saturday show.

- Nick's main focus is being consistent on 4-5 shows per week.

- Chat asked him to post when he is on another streamer show. But we cannot understand how hard it is to create a post saying that. He then tangents off into it being impossible to post a live chat from mobile.

- Nick wants tabs on LOCALS so he can have multiple chats at once and organise them.

- People suggested he hire people to help him personally ans professionally. He is too paranoid to give people access to his LOCALS. His wife is too busy. He hired a driver, but it still is not enough. He is STILL too busy.

- He will try to cover the time managemet and balance in his streamer advice. His advice is not to try to keep a relationship and be a full-time streamer. He fell into streaming and he was not prepared. It is so much work and he is constantly reacting to developments. He never had a plan and could never have planned for what he has to deal with now.

- Nick thinks every single person (unmarried) should take a shot at streaming and doing content online becuase the risk is low and the reward is high.

Overall ir was a bitch stream full of excuses amd bad advice. Like his OF take, his advice for everyone to try to be a 'creator' is dumb. No everyone has food and housing provided for. He makes more promises than he can keep and fails to realise how exceptional he is.

 

[Vect]

- Nick hates nobody. He just sends preemptive messages to people he knows to set people straight if there is a false rumour about him.

To the Copemobile!

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It's objects in space that explosively decompress as a result of containment failure.

My brain short-circuited and I was thinking of Soyuz 11 somehow. But yes, exceeding crush depth resulting in containment failure resulting in audible implosion and sonar washout seems accurate to him.
All the lawtubers that orbit him are like the cheery XO when you pass maximum operating depth because the CO is getting relieved. They're gonna start panicking when he's passing crush depth because he'll take them down with him like Ralph.
He's not yet exceeded crush depth. The vultures are circling him waiting to pounce.

since he likes his women "so thin it's unhealthy"

I'm going to put it out there now (again), I won't be surprised if we get information he's into lolicon that are underage (own children included sadly). Flat women that are not minors exist, but coupled with his "It's okay for a 30 year old to fuck a 16 year old!" argument, the "I want my kids to see me having sex!" and his love for American Beauty...

Although, Monty Python's Biggus Dickus, will always be tops.

Pwetty sure that title ought to be going to Dwexel. So his ouw wife would be named Incontinentia. I think Nick would be the patwician telling his guards to blow his nose and seize Bwian.

Branca interpreted this as Nate saying Russel was completely guilty and started making snarks at him, and then they started a whole gay fight ending in Branca blocking Nate (as he always does)

Branca has "block rules" which are extremely retarded. He pulls the version of Ben Shaprio's "Muh Facts and logic" argument against room temp IQ in°C types (It's super effective!). It's funny as fuck when he post 4 pages of twitter slapfights in a single day. Like I said in the lawtube thread, in order to win the internet you need the trolls to block you.
Nate maybe a Tom Duboisish niggerfaggot, but Branca is a MGTOW shyster with bootlicking tendencies since he believes the civilian bar for self defense should be higher than police. Both should be lynched and Branca should be tarred and feathered like a colonial era tax-assessor.

 

[Spaded Dave]

No everyone has food and housing provided for. He makes more promises than he can keep and fails to realise how exceptional he is.

He really has no concept of the realities of not being a trust fund baby. My friend recently had their car break down for good. They don't have a savings and don't make enough to buy a new one. So they do a combination of walking and rideshares now.

As a joke I said "You should just buy a new car". Nick wouldn't understand this as a joke. He would see this as the "obvious solution" and would think it's only stupidity holding people back.

His entire concept of his own intellect centers around his misunderstanding of what "difficulty" is and the efforts needed to overcome it. He's struggling with life on easy mode and thinks that makes him superior to people getting by on hard mode.

 

[im5!XxhO]

Branca has "block rules" which are extremely retarded. He pulls the version of Ben Shaprio's "Muh Facts and logic" argument against room temp IQ in°C types (It's super effective!). It's funny as fuck when he post 4 pages of twitter slapfights in a single day. Like I said in the lawtube thread, in order to win the internet you need the trolls to block you.
Nate maybe a Tom Duboisish niggerfaggot, but Branca is a MGTOW shyster with bootlicking tendencies since he believes the civilian bar for self defense should be higher than police. Both should be lynched and Branca should be tarred and feathered like a colonial era tax-assessor.

Branca really has a talent to get mad at the internet. Didn't he also completely blow up on some law tube adjacent sister on a stream a couple of month ago? I get that he is a boomer but come on you need to have some impulse control. He is also constantly bragging about how much money he makes which makes me wonder if he grew up dirt poor.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Branca is a thin skinned faggot who puts his entire worth on the back of his “hot” wife and would completely fall apart should she leave him.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He really has no concept of the realities of not being a trust fund baby. My friend recently had their car break down for good. They don't have a savings and don't make enough to buy a new one. So they do a combination of walking and rideshares now.

As a joke I said "You should just buy a new car". Nick wouldn't understand this as a joke. He would see this as the "obvious solution" and would think it's only stupidity holding people back.

His entire concept of his own intellect centers around his misunderstanding of what "difficulty" is and the efforts needed to overcome it. He's struggling with life on easy mode and thinks that makes him superior to people getting by on hard mode.

But wait! You can just take out a loan and not pay it back. It will take a while for them to take the vehicle back and you can stall them by making a payment plan. Use that time to try to work something else out. Sometimes all you need is to get past that one slump and do what you have to.

Did I mention I was a poor and lived in Section 8 housing?

- Nick, probably

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

That doesn't seem like a great deal to have that "content" of you out there not just now but forever.

Not to say Nicks right, but anyone on this site knows shit can change quick. look how being an openly gay middle schooler was treated 25 years ago vs now. If you had gay parents even 15 years ago people would say they should hide their sexuality because the kids would get bullied for it. Now everyones a fucking fag.

Even going away from sexuality look at anime, any teenager that admitted to liking anime in the 90s got their asses kicked by some dude on the football team. Now look what your average dude on the football team is like

Any rational person on the 90s version of kiwifarms would have said "don't admit to liking anime, everyone will mock you for it. your kids will be mocked for it too" Now its more weird if your kids don't watch anime.

I highly doubt Kate Winslet's kids were made fun of because of their mom's nude pics and literally everyone has seen her naked.

Seems like they're setting the stage to date each other's daughters.

A daughter swap if you will

Also do we have the ages of these so called kids? Nicks apparently been mentioning having 5 kids since Knoxville over 5.5 years ago, meaning the youngest is 6 at the very least and add 7 pregnancies (for 3 miscarries and 4 other kids) and we're at the oldest being 14 and thats if Nick was putting all his coomer energy into his wife up until he started covering the lolsuit. On the flip side, the oldest can't be over 18 either, Nick would have brought that shit up or even talked about doing college trips or how exciting he may be to have a kid leaving. Irregardless this guy had such a high sex drive he knocked up his wife 8 times in the span of roughly 11 years. Honestly just in general for a guy who statistically has a few kids going through puberty he either doesn't deal with their bullshit or doesn't seem to talk about it on stream.

I'm sure his older kids must be going through hell, the young ones might not know whats going on, but the older ones would know he's a coomer and a degenerate. You know they've had to deal with his alcoholism or sex bullshit off camera before. I'm sure the other homeschooled kids talk about it too. If not that, all the surgeries the mom has gotten must be the talk of the town as well. Beyond that we just learned Drexel is a relatively new friend, any teenage boy especially with Nick's genes probably has gotten away with a lot of sexual harassment towards Drexel's mullato daughter. As Drexel has noted, she is puberty age and she's wearing short shorts and she's doing sleepovers at a house where being sexually open is being normalized. it doesn't even matter if she's an ape. being in such a small environment like those kids are being raised means just being a girl he's not related to or actually believes in that jesus bullshit means she's prime sexual attraction material. And thats before factoring in how different she'd be in personality and looks compared to the icy bitches in rural MN, we also know based on those shorts she's not a fat nigger either

If you remember Princess Diana, apparently she treated her oldest son William as her personal therapist, talking very intimately about sex and relationships and other things you wouldn't want to hear your mom whine about, I don't know if Mrs.Rekieta is doing the same thing but if her friend group is wavering or she doesn't have a therapist already it would probably be likely she's unloading her emotions on her older kids as well. Hell for all we know she's been fucking the massage dude for the last year or so.

 

[Spaded Dave]

If you had gay parents even 15 years ago people would say they should hide their sexuality because the kids would get bullied for it.

I get what you're trying to say, but there's a big difference between "I have two daddies" and "Look at my two daddies splaying each other's assholes open on webcam for $5 a month".