Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[JJLiautaud]

I gotta admit "it's going well stalker. You'll be able to order it from the prison library. Enjoy"

Was pretty funny. Pat should be proud of that.

To me that's the funniest thing about our future blue ribbon pig here, yes he's a contemptible little narcissistic douchebag, but he actually has a tiny modicum of talent and if he bothered cultivating it and not childing the stalkers and being Mama Raven special little boy he would be a semi-successful mid list writer, but instead he just has to settle for being the #1 Cured Meats Distributor in the Midwest and being fat online.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I've been thinking...

If the Tomlinson motto is allegedly "Don't let the idiots win", and Pat wins Lolcow of the Year 2023, which collapses first?

Pat is too committed to #DLTIW, so if he ever comes close to winning Lolcow of the Year, some cataclysmic event will happen. Like Chris-chan marrying Keffals in a ceremony officiated by Ethan Ralph.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

To add on that, Amazon has it for 12 bucks paperback rn when usually it's 18.99
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That is a horrific profit drop

What a disappointment, Fatrick isn’t the narrator for the audiobook version.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

What a disappointment, Fatrick isn’t the narrator for the audiobook version.

Do you want to listen to that illterate fuck trying to read?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I'm thinking about what would be better if the RO details come in -

Rick trying to explain to the court how he is deathly afraid of the five sink khan,

or, since this would not be very actual tough guy like, explaining to them that the RO is not to protect him, but Dan

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

Do you want to listen to that illterate fuck trying to read?

In small doses I think it could be quite funny.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I love the take here, from the pests

 

[Procrastinhater]

lol you’re right I googled azul and it’s pretty ironic. Pat doesn’t choose his pedofriends carefully at all and he’s about the furthest thing from warm hearted. Fat. Dumb. lol.
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Because he's a fucking idiot and he meant azure is my guess.
Fat idiot.

 

[LGHDR+]

Do you want to listen to that illterate fuck trying to read?

I don't think anybody wants anything to do with that illiterate fuck or his books, in any form. I respect the shit out of the poor bastards who've done the reviews (while also being concerned about the status of their sanity).

Having said that, you got to admit there might have been some good clips in there.

Because he's a fucking idiot and he meant azure is my guess.
Fat idiot.

I like my nonsense mexironi theory, but this is the most likely accurate scenario.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

So the mufflers rusted out, I guess they get humidity in Milwakee because of the great lakes, now he's got a 2006(?) v6 Rustang with fart cans
It doesn't seem like that old of a car to falling apart due to rust

I would imagine it's the salt in the snow from the winters in Milwaukee, I don't live in the area so I would just be speculating. Ultimately, the car is driven in the Milwaukee winters, it has 15+ years, 200K+ miles and it's not garage kept, it's going to be very very rusty. Pat has no idea how to remedy that, IIRC he was changing his brake rotors without a torque wrench a caliper tool or at least a breaker-bar, I suspect he was using the shitty ford emergency tire-iron for the job. My point being is he likes to play pretend he is a "car guy" but, he's no more of a "car guy" than Brianna Wu knows about cars, he doesn't know anything about cars more than he can google, or he knows about carpentry or fence building or firearms or modern warfare.

WTF is it with these faggots (Pat and John "Brianna" Flynt) pretending to be car savvy on twitter? I guess they are trying to prove they aren't unemployed useless losers?

Pat is definitely going o take Lolcow of the year award, he fucking earned that shit.

Pat has the 4.6L V8, it was heavily outdated engine having been designed in 1990 or something. At best, new it made around 315HP. Pat has never done any real upgrades to the engine meaning he's probably getting around 220-230? max horsepower in that rusted 4.6. A few years later in 2010 Ford would put in the "good V8" the "Coyote" in the s197, when the s197 was given the newer "good body" making the base GT good for over 400 horsepower. Even the V6 engine in the better 2010, and up s197 is faster than his 4.6 liter POS. In 2008 the 4.6 was faster than the average car by a little bit, these days it's slow as fuck. If he had the money or the know-how he'd install a super charger or turbo or a NOS system. Currently he has a car in limbo between contemporary and classic, making it just another "old car" with the value less than a Honda Civic of the same year, and the rusted 4.6, well it's slower than a modern day V6. Unlike Pat, I actually know cars.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I feel sick

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I don't think sitting in the corner jerking off while watching People of Basketball fart in Nikkis vagina counts.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

So the mufflers rusted out, I guess they get humidity in Milwakee because of the great lakes, now he's got a 2006(?) v6 Rustang with fart cans
It doesn't seem like that old of a car to falling apart due to rust

Anywhere that isn't in the south and sees a few inches or more of snow a year will start rusting within a decade due to the salt they use on the roads to melt snow.

An example of this is a NY mechanic that has to resort to an acetylene torch to remove bolts on a 2007 Subaru. Exhaust pipes love to rust as well, heat+water+salt, yeah that is going to rust like none other.

Edit: Out of curiosity I decided to look up salt use by state for the US. Found this study. In the Continental US. 24 states have heavy salt usage, 12 states medium salt usage, and 12 low salt usage. The study isn't very precise in quantities as it only has 3 tiers, but it gives a general gist that a decent portion of the country loves salt.

 

[bile demon]

Lol at Pat falling for the bit where Gibney Jr. Quasi pretended to ban Dan from OnA and thinking they had a falling out. Wrong in every detail as always, porker. It was just a clever ruse. The Gibney clan still holds Mr. Mullen in high regard and makes damn sure the legal system is completely powerless against him.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

This is a more entertaining read than anything Big F has put out.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Remember when Pat bragged about Nikki having herpes?

 

[LGHDR+]

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Remember when Pat bragged about Nikki having herpes?

Herpes and farts does not a meal make.

 

[The Auditor]

Pat lets it slip that whoever cashed out his debt, was not an individual.. so did Sci Fi Fags of America pay for this too? Who paid Quasi.. now i really want to know

 

[Divine right to rule]

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Pat lets it slip that whoever cashed out his debt, was not an individual.. so did Sci Fi Fags of America pay for this too? Who paid Quasi.. now i really want to know

Or he could just be lying. Like the hundreds of times he did before.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

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Pat lets it slip that whoever cashed out his debt, was not an individual.. so did Sci Fi Fags of America pay for this too? Who paid Quasi.. now i really want to know

Nikki's mom and dad.

 

[ShitLurker]

Or he could just be lying. Like the hundreds of times he did before.

"Noooooooooo child, I never lieeee child. Enjoy prisoooon stalkeeeer!"

God, it's easy as fuck to larp as him.