I am still of the position that this is not Chris’s girlfriend, for all things considered from his various encounters in the past for how handsy he is around women that form any type of association with Chris. He usually gets super clingy and starts thinking that said woman is sexually interested in him by just merely saying hello to him. Just consider the creepy stalker story from that cashier at the fashion square mall all of those years back. Chris has the tendency to overly embellish any type of interaction he has. I do not genuinely believe this lady is plying some type of hyper autistic 4 dimensional trolling chess in this instance.
My theory is that, this is more than likely another resident that has Chris as a shopping buddy, that is probably unaware of his previous history. He has had women that befriended him in the past and in this instance it is probably due to the same aspect as many other woman who have befriended him in the past have proposed, that he is somewhat of a harmless sped in the initial contact. Though he eventually gets too handsy and creepy and scares them all off. This is the fast track for him to be out of that group housing situation. Now the charges are dropped it isn’t like he is violating any probation, but doesn’t mean that he cannot face certain penalties if he gets too handsy with the other residents.
I don’t think this is a caretaker because I don’t exactly think that the upper management is going to necessarily condone one of the caretakers having an intimate relationship with one of the patients. Which would also fast track the caretaker to potentially be terminated from said position. So I do not believe that bent duck, hyper-autistic schtizo, HRT popping, shitty Ben Franklin hair Christian Weston Chandler; somehow persuaded one of the caretakers to soul bond with him in the limited amount of time he has been in that facility. To lose their job and potentially destroy their livelihood to be the potential mother of Crystal.
This is what I can logically state, and all things considering that we are basing this all on shit tier UFO Bigfoot tier camera footage; that this is not the end of his love quest. Rather probably an end to his shopping privileges and or end of his rent free stay at that particular facility if this type of situation gets reported to the proper channels in the group home. Only because I do not believe this is a consensual act and that this woman is more than likely super uncomfortable in this particular situation. Just following Chris as long as I have over the last 14 years, I simply am unwilling to believe in this is a genuine intimate relationship.
Chris NEVER FUCKING LEARNS.
This is another truth in the CWCverse, he repeats the same mistakes expecting a different result consistently because he is insane. I just don’t see this being an improvement in his situation, but rather another route to him becoming just further isolated from society because he is just too mentally gone at this point. We are talking about a man that ended up getting baiting online into thinking he can grow a neo vagina from an infection from a piercing. I just don’t see the big foot saga just continuing on its current trajectory.
But the only thing that makes my entire essay pointless, is that this is the Teflon tard after all, and he is impervious to all physical laws of nature. In this case Chris will continue to surpass all of our expectations. Resulting in him owning the Alogs and sticking his smelly bent duck in this woman’s box. Ultimately proving that every single incel on the planet are just pathetic closeted faggots, that would make better use dangling from the rafters.
