Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 531 35.4%

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Why? What the fuck is going on in this game that makes people loose their mind so hard like the guy in that clip? Is it really just progression loss?
I have no idea. These runescape gamblers are BMJ to a T and there are so many clips of people doing shit he does. Yelling, hating their lives, breaking shit. They are called debt streamers and will borrow gold from viewers and go into debt. Like thousands of dollars into debt. There is a guy who lose billions of gold which if converted to USD if you purchased the gold would be like 300k. 300k in debt from fake money in a video game from his viewers. Sound familiar to someone we know? BMJ just transferred his Runescape gambling to actual gambling.
 
Why? What the fuck is going on in this game that makes people loose their mind so hard like the guy in that clip? Is it really just progression loss?
OSRS gold has tangible value if it's RWT. I don't keep track of prices although I know it's much lower now compared to years ago, but a quick search for 1M of gold is around 20 cents. He lost 30B. I wouldn't be happy either if it was gone in an instant.

This just in, Bossman is live.
 
Supercut of today's short stream. I wish he would turn the fucking nigger tunes down, he's been blasting it lately. Was working on one for the other stream too but our boy is live


The second stream supercut is done. Had to do 480p due to the length, sorry about that. One of the clips of him winning on slots is out of order, fuck. Oh well, not redoing it


As requested by @Cucktry Roads
 
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Supercut of today's short stream. I wish he would turn the fucking nigger tunes down, he's been blasting it lately. Was working on one for the other stream too but our boy is live
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I've missed quite a bit. I agree that music is way too fucking loud and it's funny the boss is obsessed with keno, so fucking kino. Boss, Boss never changes.
 
Update: Keno took it all, again.
Streams over.

Was mostly Runescape, Keno cleared his $20 out in ~7 minutes and he quit.
He's already back live lol.
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Sheittttt, he proceeded to waste it all on kino keno and is now begging for juice.

Got a 40 on keno after a 70 juice and seems very happy, I predict he will lose it all on keno this stream.

Was wrong he got 600 in the end after multiple wins and put 300 in the vault for debt, this is the first two big ones.

Seems like his addiction is stronger than before the break I took because he keeps taking out of the vault like even more than he used to.
 
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completely ignores his dad
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Seems it's because they have company coming over at that point in time, the dogs barked about 5 minutes later so I presume that was the guest arriving.
His dad had obviously asked him nicely to keep it down, he lasted being quiet after this for ~5 before once again shouting loudly repeatedly, even his own chat is reminding him to keep it down.

Once the guest leaves I think his dad might actually flip his shit, probably won't do it whilst they have company.
Apologies for low quality render.
 
I've seen a bunch of bingo cards being shared, but I thought crowdsourcing an 'official' one with a lot of options for greater variety would be fun. I stole some ideas from here, here and here.

NEW! Now links to bingobaker with an online player, thanks @Ogre Magi (he has his own version)
> This is the latest version < (Same link always sends you to the most up-to-date version.)

What I want from you niggers:
1. Additions to categories.
2. Rephrasing to make it funnier/clearer.
3. Arguments for why something should be removed
4. Adjusting categories (removing, adding, renaming, moving stuff)

Things to consider:
- If it happens very rarely or very frequently, is it funny and/or notable enough to include?
- All squares don't need to be equal (we're gambling after all).
- Ideas/suggestions don't need to be perfect, we'll adjust things as we go.

Either reply here or in sneedchat, and if I'm uncertain about a change or addition, I'll likely ask chat for opinions.
(Link to editable card so you can clone and make own changes, though I'd rather hear what you want added/removed/changed)

Here are the 4 categories, just to give you an easy overview of what exists.

Quotes:
Code:
"Nobody helps me/lifts a finger!"
"Come on *game name*!"
"I just lost it all!"
"I'm debt free!"
"Any juicers?"
"I smell a rat!"
"Stop being a buzzkill dad!"
"Goodnight everyone.."
"Holy shitballs!"
"POG as a bitch!"
"I wanna die.."
"Why did I just do that?"
"I just need some money for weed bro.."
"I'm never streaming again.."
"Mochi-mon!"
"That ain't right.."
"It dudded the fuck out!"
"Be right back guys."
"I need help.."
"Yeah sure buddy, you were about to juice me.."
"I'M SKEETING!"
IRL actions:
Code:
Content Powder
Ear-rape scream
Winning dance
Bans a rat
Damages electronics
Damages furniture
Damages wall
Throws something
Parent appears on screen
Vapes
Smokes weed
Yells at parent(s)
Pretend quits but returns without ending stream
Stream is shorter than 10 minutes
Rants about weed
Begs for weed money
Calls drug dealer
Eating like a barnyard animal
Cries in chat after "ending"
Mentions fishing
Shows skateboarding clip
Storms out of room
Goes on Monkey
Talks about fucking someone's mom
Holds a giveaway
Cries on stream
Freestyle rapping
Cancels appointment with drug dealer
Coughing or snorting into microphone
In-game actions:
Code:
Goes all in (>$10) and loses
Goes all in (>$10) and wins
Gets pity juice (<$20)
Gets whale juice (>$50)
Deposits to wallet
Withdraws from wallet
5x losing streak
5x winning streak
Deposits to vault
Withdraws from vault
Wins >$50 in 1 wager
Loses >$50 in 1 wager
Up $500
Down $500
Counts down minutes to reload
"One more" (doesn't leave)
Sets a bet limit, doesn't follow it
Excited screaming over a <$10 win
Retarded Blackjack play
Increases wager after losses
Doubles wager after win
Immediately deposits after withdrawing (~5min)
Games:
Code:
Sugar Rush (slot)
RIP City (slot)
Storm Forged (slot)
Plays Roulette
Plays Runescape
Blackjack (computer)
Blackjack (real dealer)
Plays Keno
Plays Apex
Le Bandit (slot)

Example cards (generate your own in the link up top):
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