Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[ZipDisk]

How I think things went down:

Judge: Is the Dan Mullen in the courtroom?
Fatr:NO BUT HE WAS BEFORE CHILD
Judge: The fuck did you just say?

As to Lolcow of the year award, you always have to leave room for the last second freakouts. For instance, if fatrick tried to engage in fisticuffs at hooli's, he'd have an edge.

 

[DumbDude43]

Did those CD's have custom art and cases? No? CD's are pricy items, paper is literally tree pulp.

and CDs are just sliced plastic with thin metal foil glued on one side
just checked, you can buy a 100-pack of CDs for 40 euros on amazon, with inkjet printable surface so you can put custom designs on them too. empty cases go for ~25 euros per 50 pieces on the same site, and custom inlays for that are literally just sheets of paper you could print at home if you wanted one.

and those are all consumer prices, a business doing this professionally at large scale would have access to much better rates

 

[LGHDR+]

and CDs are just sliced plastic with thin metal foil glued on one side
just checked, you can buy a 100-pack of CDs for 40 euros on amazon, with inkjet printable surface so you can put custom designs on them too. empty cases go for ~25 euros per 50 pieces on the same site, and custom inlays for that are literally just sheets of paper you could print at home if you wanted one.

and those are all consumer prices, a business doing this professionally at large scale would have access to much better rates

They'd be using actual presses, not consumer products (laser etching), so two or three companies are raping Fat's "profits" (lol, like anyone is buying this shit).

Plus, he has to pay for the reader, likely residuals for them, and the years of therapy and suicide prevention services they would require after reading an entire Tomlinson novel out loud. That's where the costs really add up.

 

[Spunt]

and CDs are just sliced plastic with thin metal foil glued on one side
just checked, you can buy a 100-pack of CDs for 40 euros on amazon, with inkjet printable surface so you can put custom designs on them too. empty cases go for ~25 euros per 50 pieces on the same site, and custom inlays for that are literally just sheets of paper you could print at home if you wanted one.

and those are all consumer prices, a business doing this professionally at large scale would have access to much better rates

Properly replicated CDs (from a glass master, not shit CDRs that die in a few years) with the case and printed inlay, folded, assembled and shrink-wrapped ready for sale are between $1.50 and $2.50 each depending on how many you order and how fancy the packaging is.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

As far as I'm aware I've never so much as interacted with this fat fuck on Twitter but he has me blocked anyhow.

There is a Certain Type of Person who makes use of auto-block macros that will block every account who follows or sometimes just interacts with a preselected list of undesirables. Pat very much seems like the type.

 

[Thumb Butler]

As far as I'm aware I've never so much as interacted with this fat fuck on Twitter but he has me blocked anyhow.

Preemptive strike, stalker child.

 

[MilkThePig]

I'm sure this has already been pointed out but Patrick tweeted 379 times on 20th September. Three hundred and seventy nine fuckcunt times in a single day. Assuming he was awake for 12 hours, that's 33 tweets an hour or a tweet every 2 mins for an entire day.

The deranged fucking pigbeast is 100% paying Musk if he starts charging for X. He just couldn't cope without that platform in his life.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

lol These kinds of people are the best... the funniest. nothing to truly feel bad about, no reason to feel sorry over in any way. Just pompous morons in every sense of the terms. lol

 

[WelperHelper99]

Properly replicated CDs (from a glass master, not shit CDRs that die in a few years) with the case and printed inlay, folded, assembled and shrink-wrapped ready for sale are between $1.50 and $2.50 each depending on how many you order and how fancy the packaging is.

In other words, more than a paperback, and approaching the production cost of a fucking hardback. Considering only shitlords buy his books, I doubt the initial run of CD's have been sold, which means the only profits have gone to the publishers and manufacturers. PAT only sees money once production costs are met. That's how royalties work. Most likely he's never seen a red cent from CD sales

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Think of all the colors Mustangs can come in.

Pat has a poop green colored one.

 

[Pickle Built]

Guess what? She's a vegetarian

Does that include ebonerony?

 

[Freedom Fighter]

it was heavily outdated engine having been designed in 1990 or something

I laughed, then remembered my car's engine was designed in 1964. But, unlike Fatrick's, it wasn't pretending to be high performance.

 

[Meat Target]

Does that include ebonerony?

I think she prefers afroflatulence from a hookah.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

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Everyday we drift further from God's grace and everyday I learn a Fat fact I didn't want to know. Of course this sloppy fuck fat has the nastiest of nasty STDs.

So one of several situations happened. He date raped the drunkest slut he could find who is known to put out at the community college kegger. After the first wife split, he was interacting with Milwaukee's lot lizard community. Or he's been cheating on Nikki with said lot lizards because of their open relationship thing.

I'm leaning towards the third. Pat gets meth skank sex and Nikki get niggo farts in her pussy. Everyone wins and gets herpes.

 

[Maude Snew]

Everyday we drift further from God's grace and everyday I learn a Fat fact I didn't want to know. Of course this sloppy fuck fat has the nastiest of nasty STDs.

So one of several situations happened. He date raped the drunkest slut he could find who is known to put out at the community college kegger. After the first wife split, he was interacting with Milwaukee's lot lizard community. Or he's been cheating on Nikki with said lot lizards because of their open relationship thing.

I'm leaning towards the third. Pat gets meth skank sex and Nikki get niggo farts in her pussy. Everyone wins and gets herpes.

He told us that A: She in fact does have the herp and B: She was supposed to be a one night stand. Sadly I do not have his xeets archived and it's trying to find the infected needle in the lot lizard haystack at this point with how much he xeets but I sure hope someone else has them on standby. She was however kicked out of a polycule before they met and you know he wasn't getting around a lot so it probably came from her.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

If he had money or sense he’d just buy an electric car. Pretty much any of which will be quicker and cooler than what he’s got. Why is a sci-fi author fucking around with a rusty old 20th century gasoline powered shitbox?

Real answer: any EV isn't as macho as a limited-edition Bullitt Mustang, of course. Also, can you see him trying to install a charging station? The whole neighborhood could burn. Possibly half of Milwaukee.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't know anything about this guy beyond the fact that he types in a very entertaining way and that he wrote a book called Starship Repo and took an idea that should be both fucking awesome and idiot proof and made it shitty.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I don't know anything about this guy beyond the fact that he types in a very entertaining way and that he wrote a book called Starship Repo and took an idea that should be both fucking awesome and idiot proof and made it shitty.

All you really need to know about him is that he is very fat.

 

[Velvet Sedan]

Reading the last pest text I realized fatrick may believe(or maybe wants to convince others) that most of his trolls are in fact just Dan Mullen

I am Dan Mullen.
The whole room is Dan Mullen.

 

[lol cow supreme]

no fucking way making a cd is more expensive than a paperback book
i remember very well the days when CDs (and later DVDs) were widely used as portable data storage, you could buy raw(empty) CDs for like 50 cents each at stores, we used them to copy and share video games at school

and CDs are just sliced plastic with thin metal foil glued on one side
just checked, you can buy a 100-pack of CDs for 40 euros on amazon, with inkjet printable surface so you can put custom designs on them too. empty cases go for ~25 euros per 50 pieces on the same site, and custom inlays for that are literally just sheets of paper you could print at home if you wanted one.

and those are all consumer prices, a business doing this professionally at large scale would have access to much better rates

Bro out here thinking Patrick's rippin audiobook cd's with Nero and slingin' them outside the Kwik Trip like a mumble rapper single n' shit.

Shit now someone needs to do this with a bootleg, but read by a Norm McDonald AI with insults every 2nd paragraph.