Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Weeb Slinger]

Like Katherine Lorelei, I also saved the world today.

It happened earlier this afternoon, I was passing through these forums , thinking about all the different ways I would punch Nazis, when I noticed all 611 pages of this thread teetering precariously, as if they were made from, pure soy infused with estrogen. It seems that people no longer take the time to stack their posts properly and ensure that their words are evenly distributed. Personally, I blame Mexicans. It was in precisely that moment that I saw Joshua Conner Moon leading a delegation from Reddit on a guided tour of the Kiwi Farms' historic British Colonial Quarter, directly under the path of this thread were it to topple over!

Gallantly, I used my own body to steady the offending posts, while I restacked them as best I could. Other members of the forum who had noticed my bravery, asked me: "Are you okay bro? Is there anything we can do to help?"

"If I don't make it, tell my parents 'Trans rights.'," I said. "They'll know what it means."

"You're a hero," said one.

"No, he's a superhero," replied an anime avatar, who claimed to be a hot girl with trad wife leanings and a high KDR on Quake 2.

Yes, I am superhero. I feel strong enough to admit that now. I expect to develop powers of flight soon. In keeping with my new role as a public figure, I will move to a $1000 per month apartment in Washington DC, right next door to former President Obama. He will visit me one evening in his paisley satin bathrobe, on the pretence of needing to borrow a cup of sugar. I will fly Nancy Pelosi to rough dive bars whenever her broomstick is out of commission. I will punch all the Nazis until the false rape allegations made against me are drowned-out by the sound of cis-gendered TERFS crying in German.

Also, I am a vampire, but I can go out during daylight hours. It's complicated, LOL!

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

“I’m fighting Nazis, like for reals as my job.”

Nigger, you couldn’t even fight off tooth decay.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

In other news

front page message from Jersh says we've been getting DDoS'd for days now
meanwhile Tor is running faster than ever
so is clearnet

hahahaha
hahahahahahahhahahaha

Elliot, you sad fat pathetic absolute fucking failure

Thankfully troons seem to be as good at DDoS as they are at looking like women.

 

[ShitLurker]

This tranny is getting engagement in the single digits and he thinks he's going to save the world lmfao

But he will! He'll save the world a bit more once he joins the 41 club and nobody gives a shit except for thwomp (and only due to the social capital wasself can extract from parading tranny Ben Franklin around).

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Trannies really are consummate cows, aren't they? Hideous, delusional, litigious, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, oversharing depraved sideshows, to the (wo)man. Ogres calling themselves "hot girls", 90 pound chin pubes calling themselves "manly men". Shrieking every exhibitionist fetishistic thought from the town square. Chris may go to jail, Amberlynn may go quiet for a bit, but Stimkditch brings the Scrum "fail fast" turnover wellspring that never stops squirting rotdogs and stench trenches and the florid psychosis attached to them all over the internet.

 

[LGHDR+]

Like Katherine Lorelei, I also saved the world today.

It happened earlier this afternoon, I was passing through these forums , thinking about all the different ways I would punch Nazis, when I noticed all 611 pages of this thread teetering precariously, as if they were made from, pure soy infused with estrogen. It seems that people no longer take the time to stack their posts properly and ensure that their words are evenly distributed. Personally, I blame Mexicans. It was in precisely that moment that I saw Joshua Conner Moon leading a delegation from Reddit on a guided tour of the Kiwi Farms' historic British Colonial Quarter, directly under the path of this thread were it to topple over!

Gallantly, I used my own body to steady the offending posts, while I restacked them as best I could. Other members of the forum who had noticed my bravery, asked me: "Are you okay bro? Is there anything we can do to help?"

"If I don't make it, tell my parents 'Trans rights.'," I said. "They'll know what it means."

"You're a hero," said one.

"No, he's a superhero," replied an anime avatar, who claimed to be a hot girl with trad wife leanings and a high KDR on Quake 2.

Yes, I am superhero. I feel strong enough to admit that now. I expect to develop powers of flight soon. In keeping with my new role as a public figure, I will move to a $1000 per month apartment in Washington DC, right next door to former President Obama. He will visit me one evening in his paisley satin bathrobe, on the pretence of needing to borrow a cup of sugar. I will fly Nancy Pelosi to rough dive bars whenever her broomstick is out of commission. I will punch all the Nazis until the false rape allegations made against me are drowned-out by the sound of cis-gendered TERFS crying in German.

Also, I am a vampire, but I can go out during daylight hours. It's complicated, LOL!

 

[The Noticer]

8 vaccines + HRT + troon surgery makes this nigga the ideal cashcow for big pharma.

He probably has some kind of medical fetish

 

[Holdek]

Who needs 50k to move? I made it 3000 miles with $1,000 in my pocket and a U-Haul.

He says

I need at least $50,000 to cover moving expenses including household goods and the funds necessary to convince a landlord that I can support myself through a lease. More than that would help immensely with things like my living expenses or needed medical care, but $50,000 is the minimum needed for rent and moving expenses. Housing in the DC metro area is famously expensive, and one of the primary barriers to entry for people not born to the upper class.

Okay, but most landlords aren’t going to rent to you unless you have proof of income. Also why are you moving before you have a job?

 

[sorrycharlie]

Yeah I was confused why he needed $50k for moving expenses. Then I thought, Is it for his activism? Does he have a plan, like starting a nonprofit lobbying organization? Or getting a job at one?

His GoFundMe mentions none of this, especially not getting a job. I’m pretty sure $50,000 is just the salary he feels he deserves for being such a stunning and brave “activist” (i.e. tweeting about “Nazis” all day). It seems like no one in his circles is pressing him on this, even though $50,000 could go a long way toward actual charity. Toothless Phil already has a roof over his head, a fucking hideous dress on his back, and plenty of food (clearly, lol fat fuck). Think of all the LGBTQIA++++ folks who don’t, Phil!

 

[Strangolapreti]

Literally a troon cabal.

FINALLY! A HERO THAT WILL TAKE DOWN HITLER AND HIS MEN.
Wait...

 

[Super-Chevy454]

His GoFundMe mentions none of this, especially not getting a job. I’m pretty sure $50,000 is just the salary he feels he deserves for being such a stunning and brave “activist” (i.e. tweeting about “Nazis” all day). It seems like no one in his circles is pressing him on this, even though $50,000 could go a long way toward actual charity. Toothless Phil already has a roof over his head, a fucking hideous dress on his back, and plenty of food (clearly, lol fat fuck). Think of all the LGBTQIA++++ folks who don’t, Phil!

Moving to DC, he should be careful to which area he would go but that would be racist to mention it.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd gladly trade this pedo rapist's life for Cornell's.

I'd settle for a hamster I used to have.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Moving to DC, he should be careful to which area he would go but that would be racist to mention it.

DC's a mega-shithole regardless, he'd feel at home I reckon.

 

[Commander Shepard]

Scrolled a bit more of Philip Sisson (Katherine Lorelei)'s BlueSky.

The delusions of grandeur with this one... the hyperbole... the absolute refusal to accept reality...

Goddamn, I'm busting into the good humidor and getting one of my celebration stogeys before I dive into this one.

 

[OttoWest]

I also wonder if Phil was actually the one raping the women instead of the other way around like he claims.
I am not trying to dismiss men being raped by women either, but it just seems unlikely that this lying woman-beater was raped.
Edit; I wonder if his whole troonout is to escape his past.

It is an incredibly popular declaration/fantasy amongst the AGP set. Both Rhys McKinnon and Don “Dawn” Ennis have claimed that their former wives raped them, Don did so when his wife was dying from fucking cancer.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

And so especially ridiculous tweets by Philip Sisson have now been "featured" on the Kiwi Farms bulletin.

"I fight for the future of all my people"!

We have seen these sorts of delusions of grandeur time and time again. They are so tpyical they should be featured any sort of master list to randomized on a gimmick bingo game. I am reminded for example of "Sophie" Labelle (I cant remember his exoctic French first name), talking about how "trans people literally (literally, ha) put their lives on the line every day" fighting the evil kiwi farms etc.

He's a super kewl & badass vampire who hunts nazis.

Vampires are not real. They are fictional, they are fantasy, although inspired by historical figures like Vlad the Implaer or Elizabeth Báthory, who were frightful, fearsome historical figures that are remembered in history. This is some unemployed guy in Oklahoma who lost his wife and his teeth as he succumbed to his many psychological pathologies. Vampires are of course no less fantastical than the idea that a man can become a woman, or vice versa, as readily evinced by that picture we have all seen from that screed in the Washington Post.
As others pointed out, declaring one's self to be a vampire (either figuratively or literally) is of peak comedic value when the clown making such utterances does not have any fucking teeth. In any case, these are the sorts of make belief fantasies entertained by children, which demonstrates how childish the mind of the troon is, however enmeshed with unspeakable depravity, porn-sickness and the like this pathology called transgenderism inevitably is.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Phil[…]'s always been shunned, sidelined, and avoided, […] so all its taken is a few slimy words from Dong Gone to butter him up, and he's been so grateful to be noticed finally, finally a chosen sister, he's not being used, no, they're soul mates in a righteous cause.

And then along comes that stupid WaPo shit piece, and it's gone straight to his head, to the extent he's got all these plans, Phil's gonna change the world, move to DC, be an icon for AGP freaks everywhere...


He's seriously so dumb, so sheltered, and so out of touch with reality, he thinks this is his moment.

And it's gonna be so fucking satisfying watching all his ridiculous dreams fall apart before his eyes, when reality sets in, and even Dong Gone sees no more use for him...

I have <1% doubt that LFJ provided “career counseling” to “kat the sage”:

a) to stop the passive-aggressive whining about poverty and avoid having to say “I am not going to pay you or fund you; go away” while kat had use to him, and

b) by saying, “yeah, so [you’re on your own, so] you need to make a name for yourself. Get active on twitter, talk up your KF-dragon-slaying, do a gfm. And yes, you may use my name, but only using the language in this 87-point memo I’m now providing you.”

And then promptly washed hands of any perceived or implied responsibility toward a 40-yo ((?) looks, 50, sorry) lackey doing the daily labor for what LFJ claims as The Noble Cause of LFJ.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Cmon, just admit to DDOSing us already. You know you want to. You want the fame, right?

It's not like he'll face any consequences for it, after all, he has troon privileges

But someday, inshallah, he will reap his troon rewards

 

[AnOminous]

As others pointed out, declaring one's self to be a vampire (either figuratively or literally) is of peak comedic value when the clown making such utterances does not have any fucking teeth.

Only slightly more comedic than a hulking male ogre claiming to be a woman without a uterus and with a Y chromosome in every cell nucleus in his extremely male body.

 

[William Tyndale]

Lmao and the media puts these literal retards on a pedestal for everyone to admire. I wouldn’t even let them dog sit for me.