Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Godmode]

game theory; i think that within the next 5 years (probably 3), anisa will find a reason, something money related or because she’s tired of ian will divorce him (i don’t put it past ian to not sign up a prenup), anisa will go on instagram/twitter/threads/or some other stupid social media that’s trending in the next 5 years, claiming that it was “totally a mutual understanding” and that she wants to move on from the situation. ian either doesn’t tweet about it or makes a tweet/video talking about how he needs a break for “muh mental health”. ian comes back as a tranny, his name is ianna. he comes back in full makeup and dress.

Agree with most of this, but knowing Anus she will make herself out to be a victim. She will likely claim that Ian was mentally/verbally abusive or some other such bullshit. Just like Amber Heard.

As for Ian having a prenup, not a snowball's chance in hell.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

You know, I didn't even notice the nipples as the tattoos are so ugly and distracting. I wonder if that's the tactic there?

The tattoos to distract from the nipples, the utter state of her distracts from the tattoos, butter face distracts from the utter state of her, nipples distract from the butter face. Vicious cycle.

 

[mars]

If we're predicting the future I honestly think her and Ian are staying together. They're far to codependent. I think they've been together for quite a long time and have essentially become validation machines for each other. I don't see any real examples in their interactions of animosity. Just a weird awkwardness that some dumb couples have and never really get rid of because they're too stupid not to be awkward around each other. Maybe when they both run out of money this will change but I honestly think their relationship, while not healthy in any sense, is destined to last because at this point I don't think they can live without each other's support for all the stupid decisions they make.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

(the MrBeast thumbnail seems to signal another massive trashfire of a video is on the horizon... )

Allah provides!

 

[Staffy]

Look at what being married to Anisa does to a MFer.
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"Buffalo Bill gives me the chills, but not in the way that he gives em' to you"

 

[Panzerfrau]

Spoiler: new tiktok, farmers ye be warned

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lol fat

 

[Anorexic Robot]

Like everything else she touches, completely haf-assed. Cant even lip sync properly. What an amazing content creator.

I dont think she even knows the words it seems like shes catching herself saying the wrong thing and has to correct her lips to match

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Women hit their peak fertility in their late 20s/early 30s and it starts dropping rapidly after 35, with an increasing chance of children with syndromes at that point.

No, it's earlier than that. When a woman is 30, she only has a 20% chance of getting knocked up during sex, and that drops as she gets older.

Just looked up her age and apparently she's 30 now. But I doubt she'd ever want to have Ian's baby. Or anyone's, because it would require her to think about someone else.

 

[Clancee]

But I doubt she'd ever want to have Ian's baby. Or anyone's, because it would require her to think about someone else.

If having kids became a big enough trend she might jump on that bandwagon. There have been times where she starts posting about "muh instinct to procreate" when famous women get attention for it.

Those fads never last, though.

 

[Slur Generator]

No, it's earlier than that. When a woman is 30, she only has a 20% chance of getting knocked up during sex, and that drops as she gets older.

Just looked up her age and apparently she's 30 now. But I doubt she'd ever want to have Ian's baby. Or anyone's, because it would require her to think about someone else.

I don't think they calculate per, erm... shot.

Women’s Age	Chance of Getting Pregnant by Age Within 1 Year
20-24	86%
25-29	78%
30-34	63%
35-39	52%

Theres also the rising risk of genetical abnormalities so by extension miscarriages.

 

[BigNig]

Spoiler: new tiktok, farmers ye be warned

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I cannot believe Anisa was considering retiring from making content. What a travesty it would be if the world did not get this incredible content. I understand how the stress of having to produce this could weigh heavily, though.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

completely off-topic but i was watching some old idubbbz content and his whole series with samurai buyer will never not make me laugh

 

[CatharticShitHead]

cryDubbbz seething in the comments of his latest video:
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(the timestamp leads to a part where he just says random swear words)

the hearted comments tell you all you need to know. That Ian was looking at this with such hatred that when his orbiters were supporting him, he smiled and probably put on an evil cuckstache and said "Yes my echo chamber! YES GET HIS ASS"

Unironically, whoever's still left in the Idoobz camp deserves his shite content. At least with Content Cop, he was critiquing people. At least with Kickstarter crap, he was being semi funny making fun of dumb ideas. Now it's what? Let me put on my glasses.

"Ranking playground equipment"?

7 mil subs and he can't even get to 500k views? Even with EPIC vid, it's only 272k. This is just pathetic. I can see now why he got so angry with that comment. He knows DEEP DOWN in whatever's left of him that this content is garbage.

Also, lmao at the thumbnail. Ian claims he's grown and mature nowadays but why'd he make himself look so retarded? Is that the funny, Ian? Retarded grown man likes Playground slides?

 

[Tetragrammaton]

the hearted comments tell you all you need to know. That Ian was looking at this with such hatred that when his orbiters were supporting him, he smiled and probably put on an evil cuckstache and said "Yes my echo chamber! YES GET HIS ASS"

Unironically, whoever's still left in the Idoobz camp deserves his shite content. At least with Content Cop, he was critiquing people. At least with Kickstarter crap, he was being semi funny making fun of dumb ideas. Now it's what? Let me put on my glasses.

"Ranking playground equipment"?
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7 mil subs and he can't even get to 500k views? Even with EPIC vid, it's only 272k. This is just pathetic. I can see now why he got so angry with that comment. He knows DEEP DOWN in whatever's left of him that this content is garbage.

Also, lmao at the thumbnail. Ian claims he's grown and mature nowadays but why'd he make himself look so retarded? Is that the funny, Ian? Retarded grown man likes Playground slides?

i will never not find it hilarious that ian has become the exact type of content creator that he would have made a video on in the past.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

i will never not find it hilarious that ian has become the exact type of content creator that he would have made a video on in the past.

and all his streaming friends are jinx tier react streamers

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Also, lmao at the thumbnail. Ian claims he's grown and mature nowadays but why'd he make himself look so retarded? Is that the funny, Ian? Retarded grown man likes Playground slides?

The thumbnails and the video content feels like the stuff from the toy content / elsagate channels that he a videos on. Creepy AI thumbnails for content for kids.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

i will never not find it hilarious that ian has become the exact type of content creator that he would have made a video on in the past.

But guys he's doing it ironically so that makes it okay and actually funny!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

More tiktoks including the same one that was just posted. I have no clue how tiktok works but why is the lip-syncing so bad, is that just her being a retard or is it just that difficult to actually sync a video with audio with the chinese spyware app?

 

[Blitzsneed]

More tiktoks including the same one that was just posted. I have no clue how tiktok works but why is the lip-syncing so bad, is that just her being a retard or is it just that difficult to actually sync a video with audio with the chinese spyware app?
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Honey, you love to embarass your husband, why not go all the way? Just let a Black BVLL pipe you and record him crying his eyes out in a corner?

 

[Milkcury]

More tiktoks including the same one that was just posted. I have no clue how tiktok works but why is the lip-syncing so bad, is that just her being a retard or is it just that difficult to actually sync a video with audio with the chinese spyware app?
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The bleach absolutely destroyed Anisa’s hair she has so much breakage, the tik tok filters can’t even hide all of it.