Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Fabled Bossman W

Also lmao on the current stream
"OOOOOOOOOH! MY MOM SENT ME $20! She wouldn't like me gambling this money but..... she knows I do so...."

A 30 year old. Living at home. With a crippling assortment of addictions. Excited that he got his allowance.

I love enabling parents.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I miss the Rip City Slots. When will he give up on Keno and return to the funny cat and rat Slots again?

 

[The Punished Mitch]

@Gaunt King Ithan Rilph
You're missing the true center square for any stream longer than 10 minutes: IRL action, eating like a barnyard animal

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

God its really painful to watch a gambling addict lose everything

No, the Bossman's gambling addiction isn't a tragedy.........it's a comedy.

 

[Yamamura]

I think we are DUE to see a modern version of this CWC classsic

"Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the building inspectors of Louisa County sees those holes in the wall... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?"

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Keno claiming another chair

EDIT: LMAO

 

[Not So Wise]

He cannot help but withdraw in five dollar increments knowing full well he's going to pull another five in 40 seconds

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Two very rapid stream ends, losing it all to keno

This is so wrong

 

[InterestRateHawk]

Keno claiming another chair
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EDIT: LMAO
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Keno is really set up to break Bossman's balls. The high probability of long dry runs will take everything from him every time because he need to place big bets fast to get off. At least with the slots he can buy features that may somewhat break even.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

The BMJ show is now plagued by tech issues. One monitor broke then the other died minutes later. Austin doesn't know how to turn his PC off and had to yank the cord

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He cannot help but withdraw in five dollar increments knowing full well he's going to pull another five in 40 seconds

Earlier today he dipped back into the vault so quick after losing at all on a single spin I could swear the 2FA code was the same.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Keno claiming another chair
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I hope we get one day him getting up and being mad as hell, getting out of the view of the camera and then we just see a chair flying by, hitting the wall and punching another hole in it while Austin yells off camera.
I hope somebody is then there to clip it and shares the clip with us.
I hope I won't die from laughing when it happens.
Please God, let it happen.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Another pair of headphones might be destroyed

 

[Lammy]

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Another pair of headphones might be destroyed
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the 2nd clip true combo'd into the stream ending LMAO
literally less than a second from that clip's end he ended the stream

 

[RougeRed]

Waaah, someone kill me please.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

He's having a mental breakdown. Smashes a bowl and a vape or something with gas under pressures starts leaking. His hand is bleeding

Feels sick. Love the cheerful music

 

[Atomic Ant]

ill be playing this card

 

[Cringestorian X]

He's having a mental breakdown. Smashe a bowl and a vape or something with gas under pressures starts leaking. His hand is bleeding
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chat aftermath

 

[Ogre Magi]

I made an updated Bingo Card. Just click the link to play in your browser. It has a free space and 60 other spaces to fill in the card. I'll see about updating it further as long as I'm interested in BMJ (and with content like this, it'll be awhile). If you want me to add to the card, please let me know.

Edit: I ended up winning the first time we even used this new card in Sneedchat. lmao.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Whoever showed him that one keno clip with that huge win is probably the most evil person in the Austin universe at the moment, given how hooked Austin got on this dumb game.

At the moment Austin is having a huge meltdown. Left his room, slammed a door, now yells "LEAVE ME ALONE" at his mother while sobbing and crying.

His chat in the meanwhile: