Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 196 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 774 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 451 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 492 20.6%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,388
In regards to a Chris Chan documentary, impossible that it would happen, duh. But I was just thinking, if Ian wanted to get back into making "super srs" documentaries (he won't, he is completely buck broken), I think Keffals would be a serious contender. They're buddy buddy now, and it would be easy points to film a tear-jerking piece about the poor "neurodivergent" trans woman struggling with drug addiction but still trying to rally people behind a movement to take down evil bullies and "save" them kids.
 
In regards to a Chris Chan documentary, impossible that it would happen, duh. But I was just thinking, if Ian wanted to get back into making "super srs" documentaries (he won't, he is completely buck broken), I think Keffals would be a serious contender. They're buddy buddy now, and it would be easy points to film a tear-jerking piece about the poor "neurodivergent" trans woman struggling with drug addiction but still trying to rally people behind a movement to take down evil bullies and "save" them kids.
As much as I would love to see this trainwreck and it would be absolutely hilarious I don’t think Lucas would ever agree. He’s tried for so long to take down the farms and he doesn’t want traffic coming to his thread which would inevitably happen because Ian’s ex fans would tear it apart. It would be news everywhere if Ian made a serious doc on him making him a victim when he’s a woman hating, pedophile, sexual deviant, lying, disgusting scammer. He doesn’t want too much of a spotlight.
 
Whoever is a good clipper, get on Ian's Twitch ASAP. He's doing a "Music battle" and taking submissions. The theme is songs relating to animals and I've submitted Red Bar's Ducktales. Sure to be a fun time.
I can't watch right now but I should be able to recover the VOD later, thanks for letting me know.
 
Even though most people would watch anyone do a close up, personal doc on Chris Chan, including people who hate Ian, Ian is too much of a coward to do it.
The funniest thing about idubbbz is that he cannot connect his decline in popularity to his lack of balls.
The more balls he had, the more people liked to watch him. The more he cowers, the more his popularity declines. But for some reason the fucker just can't see it clearly enough to fix it.

In regards to a Chris Chan documentary, impossible that it would happen, duh. But I was just thinking, if Ian wanted to get back into making "super srs" documentaries (he won't, he is completely buck broken), I think Keffals would be a serious contender.
Idubbbz cannot do anything about keffals without mentioning Kiwi Farms. He won't ever do it because he and Anisa aren't going to want new eyes on her thread. Even if he wanted to suck ass with keffals, he is too afraid of some random Internet autists making fun of him and his special needs wife.
 
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I was listening to Jekyll and Hyde The Musical and this line from Confrontation perfectly sums up Ian's personal hell he created when he tried to punk Sam Hyde.

This is not a dream, my friend -
And it will never end!
This one is the nightmare that goes on!
Hyde is here to stay,
No matter what you may pretend -
And I'll flourish, long after you're gone!
 
God, I can't imagine why they think that CC3 is a good idea, unless they just drop the "it's for charity" schtick entirely and just say fuck you, give us money.

Of course it's a dumb idea, but it's Anus's 15 minutes of fame. The narc needs her vanity project complete with multiple gala parties and open bars. But you know, it's for charity.
 
I'm currently downloading the "Song battle" vod. I'm skimming through and it's just his greasy mug staring at the camera while he listens to songs. For 4 hours. Please tell me someone at least snuck in a funny nigger switcheroo or something.

Also checked out the titles of his two previous streams:
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Lentil brownie? Anisa must have him on that vegan cat regimen.
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These two VODs might be worth downloading just for the eating sections alone (unless he's clickbaiting). I'll try to see if I have time tomorrow.

Also, some stats according to Twitchtracker. Arrows are all going down aside from followers per hour! Lol, lmao.
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If CC3 is actually happening its gonna be interesting to see who he can cherrypick as his opponent this time. No fame, no money, no respect and can't even beat his meat anymore with all the pills hes popping.
Its going to end up being fucking Warwick Davis or something.
Just a hunch but I think Anus picks his opponents, and picks people she knows will kick the shit out of him as part of her humiliation fetish of Ian.
 
I doubt Ian would ever do a docu/mockumentary ever again. Each one he's done has either slightly backfired or has been a total explosion in his face. I bet you any time Ian is reminded Hyde exists, he wishes he never did the Hyde video. Anytime a tragedy happens and another Sam Hyde meme is made, Ian audibly screeches in his home a loud and painful "FUCK".

As for CC3, I feel like it's still entertaining but only in the way that I am looking forward to the shitty aftermath. Unless Harley shits himself simping for anisa and ian's potential cuckery polycule again. That was pretty funny.

Hopefully, and I mean this with love in my heart, Ian gets a chin check so fucking brutal it knocks him both out and into his senses. Creator Clash was only an interesting one shot. Doing it two more times is inviting God himself to cast tragedies upon your soul for your blatant greed and idiocy.
 
I have nothing to add... but I just can't do this anymore. Like, what the fuck has honestly happened to this dude? People say LA Brain Rot, Anisa poisoning (much like mercury poisoning), sepsis from sitting in his shitty dispers for too long... but honestly, how the fuck did the voice of YouTube Edge (like a bad brand of WWE promoted body spray), become the literal douche of all this cringe? He was an internet-punk faggot back when he was cranking out Content Cop or even his Kickatarter crap, talking shit about obviously cringe shit, but he was OUR breed of internet-punk faggot that shined the light on obviously cringe shit so we could all laugh at it. Now, like what the fuck, he might as well be making "who ships the best in Overwatch" videos. I can't do it anymore. He wasn't an idol, he was just a notification for a new funny video shuffled together with JonTron's erratic posting, OneyPlays, maybe some Summoning Salt and Internet Historian, and other gaming content here and there. Now he's just as cringe or cringier than SpiderMan Baby Elsa Maternity Foot Wear or Magic the Gathering card unboxing videos. I'm out. This sucks.
I believe this video hits close to the mark. There are a lot of variables and factors, but Ian was essentially a mirror image of Sam Hyde, even if I didn't know it at the time. The critical component, I believe, is that Ian stagnated by getting comfortable whereas Sam has never been comfortable (outside of being a trust fund baby).

People remark on how lucky Ian was to get shouted out by Filthy Frank and featured in the hair cake video and build momentum off of that, to showcase his talent. This is essentially the exact opposite of the bad luck Sam had when World Peace was cancelled by adult swim. However, looking at both of their trajectories, one is led to the question of who the lucky one really was. But then again, perhaps luck doesn't have much to do with it.

I've been watching a lot of Sam clips recently and a few stood out to me. In this one, he explains that he lives on the edge of a shitty neighborhood where people crash their cars in his driveway, among other things, because it keeps him in tune with the real world, which is how he keeps his wits sharp for his comedy. Contrast this with Ian, who lives in fucking LA, which is the exact opposite of a place to hone your wits to a razor edge with which to create biting comedy that has real experience behind it. This is a conscious choice by both of them, and it's clear what it does to you in both cases.

There was another clip, where Sam talks about how he wants to stick it to all those limp wristed faggots at adult swim who cancelled his show. It was obvious how angry he was about it, you could really feel how alive he was when he talked about how this one guy who made kinda funny videos will be completely forgotten when he's dead because his shit has no soul. It's like that. Ian never suffered for his art, and so he ultimately had no respect for it, tore it down, and is now trying to pretend he's a changed man, when really he never changed at all. Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor. Ian's suffering is self inflicted because he lives in LA and is slowly being poisoned by complacence. This is obviously pussy tier when compared to being blacklisted by everyone in Hollywood after finding a bit of success in trying to get your project off the ground.


TLDR: Ian being stagnant is a natural consequence of his actions (or rather, inactions) and his mindset.
Big shame, because I loved his old stuff, but it's never coming back on this path he's taken.
 
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