Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[A Random Lurker]

I maintain that with no friends, a marriage that’s likely sorely lacking, and his inability to remain relevant since his lack book release, pat wouldn’t know what to do with himself if the pests just abandoned him overnight like ade. He loves this shit, who else can brag about a group of autists that can’t stop watching you with morbid fascination and curiosity? Pat has to have a villain to fight on Twitter, he’d be so depressed if it ever stopped.

It would be fascinating to see what a No
Pat November would do to him. An uninterrupted month where no pests text him or xeet at him and see him scream into the void because no one genuine reaches out to him unless he inserts himself into a Twitter fight.

 

[AnOminous]

The fact that even Pat spends too much time trying to find “Gotcha‘s“ in our responses towards him rather than using that energy to actually make decent science fiction books is just proof that him losing lawsuit after lawsuit is like a rush to him.

He doesn't even do that, though. Other cows do that, because they have some limited level of intelligence. He literally just childs and enjoy prisons at literally everyone no matter what they're saying.

 

[Divine right to rule]

my armchair psychoanalysis:
fat rick occupies a tier of low level midwit where he is too stupid to achieve or perform well at anything, but just smart enough to be self aware of these shortcomings. that awareness hurts his ego a lot, and all his posturing and grandiose bravado is an attempt by him to protect his ego by never admitting failure or being wrong, ever, no matter the cost.

this is in contrast to someone like russell greer, who is also too stupid to achieve anything, but also lacks any self awareness, so he continues bumbling through life as a completely oblivious retard, forever ignorant of his shortcomings.

I had a a similar take, but then he fell for the hoax of one of his atalkers being the son of a notorious mob-hitman, and held that notion even though some people told him that the profile pic he posted was from some actor who starred in the Sopranos.

He does too many absolutely retarded things to be midwit. He is certainly a narcissist, but most narcissists are very good at seeming smarter than they are and are excellent manipulators.
He is horrendously fat and bad at both of those things. Everyone thinks he is a retard, and complete strangers hate him after suffering 5 minutes of his disgusting behavior.

Tl:dr, asshole narcissist, too stupid to get away with it

 

[AnOminous]

Tl:dr, asshole narcissist, too stupid to get away with it

You forgot one thing, though, and that is that he is fat.

 

[Grift Garrison]

So does he still think people are going to prison or was this a nail in that coffin?

 

[DumbDude43]

So does he still think people are going to prison or was this a nail in that coffin?

he will never drop that belief
even on his deathbed, his final words to the priest will be
>enjoy.... prison....... s... sta.....stalke....... [flatline]

 

[AnOminous]

So does he still think people are going to prison or was this a nail in that coffin?

That is just your delusions again, child. Enjoy prison.

He does too many absolutely retarded things to be midwit. He is certainly a narcissist, but most narcissists are very good at seeming smarter than they are and are excellent manipulators.

He would need several promotions to be a midwit. He is not even a dimwit. He is the level of stupid where no intelligence can escape the event horizon that is his girth. Because he is fucking fat.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

1.2 GPA had a guidance counselor for a mother coddling him the whole way, whatever retardation he started life off with she made it much worse.

Honestly this has got to be it. Nobody just grows up and becomes somebody like Pat, this only happens under a very specific set of circumstances, his brother appears to have turned out normal, without any of the problems that make Patrick a delusional loser. Momma really fucked up, I'm sure she told him he was "special" and despite all the metrics and anecdotal incidents suggesting he was just another low-IQ pussy, he was "perfect". A normal mother would be supportive but, be realistic, offer her son guidance that would not make him into a delusional narcissistic, unable to cope with reality. When you fall down a good parent would dust you off and ask you "what did you learn about watching where you step?", I'm sure Pat' mother would threaten to sue the people who installed the floor. Hindsight is 20/20 but, we all know that coddling children is never going to end well.

 

[AnOminous]

Hindsight is 20/20 but, we all know that coddling children is never going to end well.

Also his dad was a rodeo clown.

I know of no evidence for that, but it really pisses him off when anyone says that.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So does he still think people are going to prison or was this a nail in that coffin?

Bro, he still thinks Richard Prongay is a thing. He is fully delusional

 

[Pickle Built]

Bro, he still thinks Richard Prongay is a thing. He is fully delusional

Don't you dare say Richard Prongay is not real! He saver my highly melinated best friend from being killed by some fat psycho wearing a pepperoni print apron!

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Bro, he still thinks Richard Prongay is a thing. He is fully delusional

That whole dox deal still makes me tinfoil about the Jackie= space edge theory.

 

[Meat Target]

That whole dox deal still makes me tinfoil about the Jackie= space edge theory.

Hasn't SpaceEdge been M.I.A. from the other forum for months now?

It's easier to believe that Jackie truly is just criminally stupid like Pat. But I also cannot rule out the idea that she is some deep-cover Patposter doing the Bit of the Century.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Hasn't SpaceEdge been M.I.A. from the other forum for months now?

It's easier to believe that Jackie truly is just criminally stupid like Pat. But I also cannot rule out the idea that she is some deep-cover Patposter doing the Bit of the Century.

I was lurking Owen the other day and saw him comment something on a post I read, unless those are just the delusions I hold and I should await the knock.

 

[The I Scream Man]

On the topic of his intelligence (or lack thereof), I think he's just a lower-tier midwit whose alcoholism and personality disorders have wrecked what intelligence he ever had

Intelligence is based on the brain, and the brain is like a muscle in that if you don't exercise it and choose to just absorb whatever dumb bullshit floats your way you'll very quickly become dumber and dumber

And come on my friends, Fat? Exercise? As if

 

[Piggle Rick]

That whole dox deal still makes me tinfoil about the Jackie= space edge theory.

Whether she’s doing a bit or just cripplingly stupid, she sure is laying out a lot of rakes in front of Piggy. I almost can’t believe he hasn’t noticed yet - but then I remember the 1.2 factor.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Accepting one's own fallibility is a hard lesson -- God knows, it was hard as fuck for me -- but it's also incredibly liberating. The problem is that Patrick is absolutely, inexorably convinced of his own rightness and nothing will convince him otherwise. Not the funsters, not Dan, not Quasi, not us, not even the courts.

This is a man who will shape his perceived reality, no matter what the actual state of affairs is, so that he is never in the wrong.

To me, this is Fat's biggest failing. If he had the ability to laugh at himself none of this would have happened to him, but he just such a prideful midwit it is impossible for him.
All he had to do was admit that Norm was funny or just laugh it off and he would be a living a normal mediocre life, but instead here he is, in debt, failed court cases and, of course, FAT.

 

[RussianParasite]

All he had to do was admit that Norm was funny or just laugh it off and he would be a living a normal mediocre life, but instead here he is, in debt, failed court cases and, of course, FAT.

Not even that. He just had to not respond to the trolls. It’s not even a choice he can’t take back, he could just stop responding literally any day and they would eventually leave him alone because it’s not fun/funny to mess with him. I guess there will always be a record of him being a fat retard online, but what does it matter? He’s not going to get denied a job he’s not applying for.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Also his dad was a rodeo clown.

I know of no evidence for that, but it really pisses him off when anyone says that.

What are you talking about? He tweeted it himself.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Also his dad was a rodeo clown.

I know of no evidence for that, but it really pisses him off when anyone says that.

He describes his parents are "warriors". When you are 9 years old you think your dad is superman, and then you grow up and realize he's just a normal "dad". I love my dad, he taught me how to shoot and how to fix things he worked really hard to be make it so we had what we needed but, he can't bend steel beams with his bare hand. Patrick seems to think his dad is some kind of folk hero. Any asshole can fall off a bull, if he was any good at it, we'd have records to show he placed in competition. I think it's really really funny fatty tried to follow his dad's footsteps and ended up in the hospital.