All men are secretly gay

[IKOL]

Here are my reasons:

OP posting cringe worthy of the senile troonshine conosseur.

 

[JambledUpWords]

OP posting cringe worthy of the senile troonshine conosseur.

I know it’s hard acknowledging you’re gay, but take your time and you’ll know it in your heart.

 

[IKOL]

I know it’s hard acknowledging you’re gay, but take your time and you’ll know it in your heart.

Quit your goyslop consumption, fatty.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Quit your goyslop consumption, fatty.

What is goyslop?

 

[Lokenstien]

Triple Chin blames others for problems, more at 11.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Triple Chin blames others for problems, more at 11.

It’s actually a quadruple chin now. You’re missing out.

 

[Lokenstien]

It’s actually a quadruple chin now. You’re missing out.

Goddamn three creases to fuck? How could any man resist.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Goddamn three creases to fuck? How could any man resist.

Men like creases. Especially the creases butts have. It’s why they’re all gay.

 

[Lokenstien]

Men like creases. Especially the creases butts have. It’s why they’re all gay.

All women have butts. Therefore all men are straight for liking butts because it reminds them of a women.

 

[JambledUpWords]

All women have butts. Therefore all men are straight for liking butts because it reminds them of a women.

Actually, that’s still gay because a man inserting his penis into someone that enjoys penis is gay.

 

[Lokenstien]

Actually, that’s still gay because a man inserting his penis into someone that enjoys penis is gay.

So all heterosexual women are homosexual?

 

[JambledUpWords]

So all heterosexual women are homosexual?

Pretty much, except for me. Men are straight if they like me. It’s why I support gay marriage though. Men need a way to cope with not being with me, and other women are kind of ick looking.

 

[Lokenstien]

Pretty much, except for me. Men are straight if they like me. It’s why I support gay marriage though. Men need a way to cope with not being with me, and other women are kind of ick looking.

Oh you're simply a Sexual Narcissist. Kinda lame.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Oh you're simply a Sexual Narcissist. Kinda lame.

It actually isn’t. People will pay me because they think I’m hot. I get at least $500 extra a month just by being hot.

 

[Lokenstien]

It actually isn’t. People will pay me because they think I’m hot. I get at least $500 extra a month just by being hot.

 

[The Feline Solution]

They’ll have “bromances” with their friends because they’re too afraid of being seen as gay

The concept of platonic love between men will forever elude women.

They’ll physically fight each other in totally not homoerotic ways because hugging would be too homo

I hug my male friends. Being the half-mediterranean mutt that i am i even kiss them on the cheeks as a greeting.

This wouldn't be the first time I've been accused.

I only ever got seriously accused once in my life but the amount of times i got cat-called and/or got accosted by twinks that want me to top them like hot DILFS from Grindr is uncountable. Fucking queer capital bughive.

 

[Moths]

Men arent friends with people they have sex with

Mythbusted

 

[JambledUpWords]

Men, masturbation is gay because you’re touching a penis in hopes of arousal

 

[twinkdeth]

Based.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

You can't really know if you're gay until you have sex with a man but if you have sex with a man you are gay.

We live in a society

I'd alter that. If you find a man's touch as stimulating as a woman's, you're bi. If the only thing that does it for you is another guy, now that is very gay.

For men because they’re obsessed with each other’s sizes for some (gay) reason:
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5.1" for the US? There is no way that is correct.