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Fatrick has a power of fail that could power America. Lolz
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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keytar
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First the sex discussion, now this. Please, I'm running out of vodkaPiggy makes a big admission:
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TIL that the "S" in "Patrick S. Tomlinson" stands for "Skidmark".
I bet his father mocked and belittled him for his lack of manliness and compared him unfavourably to his brother and cousin. I bet he called him a "Child" right into his adult years. This made Pat cling to his mother, who kept telling him he was smart and special and not to let the idiots win, nurturing his narcissism until it became core to his personality. But it also made Pat desperate to prove to his father that he was a "real man", hence Pat's neurotic obsession with shallow symbols of stereotypical masculinity: motorbikes, guns, muscle cars, drinking, fighting.
Actual positive masculinity, such as by being a good role model for his daughter or providing for his family, is beyond Pat's character and intellect, so he just accumulates superficially macho things that just make him look like a toxic asshole. Looks like we can add "going commando" to that list of macho dickhead things Pat does that he thinks make him a real man, rather than just the fat faggot with bitch tits we all know he really is.
I do think that Pat's father really was a bit of an Alpha Male and that this is part of why Pat's psyche is so messed up. I think his dad valued masculinity a great deal and admired it in others, especially other family members. Pat's brother was a Varsity athlete, his cousin is a soldier, whereas Pat was and is an effeminate dunce who likes dinosaur toys and Star Wars.
I bet his father mocked and belittled him for his lack of manliness and compared him unfavourably to his brother and cousin. I bet he called him a "Child" right into his adult years. This made Pat cling to his mother, who kept telling him he was smart and special and not to let the idiots win, nurturing his narcissism until it became core to his personality. But it also made Pat desperate to prove to his father that he was a "real man", hence Pat's neurotic obsession with shallow symbols of stereotypical masculinity: motorbikes, guns, muscle cars, drinking, fighting.
Actual positive masculinity, such as by being a good role model for his daughter or providing for his family, is beyond Pat's character and intellect, so he just accumulates superficially macho things that just make him look like a toxic asshole. Looks like we can add "going commando" to that list of macho dickhead things Pat does that he thinks make him a real man, rather than just the fat faggot with bitch tits we all know he really is.
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I don't know where Mr. Political Firebrand keeps the matches to light his fire, but in light of recent revelations it is clear the striking surface is the rear inside of his pants
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What does that even mean "I don't need to wear [underwear]"? Does that mean he has no ass or genitals? Are undergarments beneath him, like menial jobs? Is he so fat he cannot find any in his size?
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Nikki has pegged him so many times that nothing comes out of his asshole any more. All his shit spews out of his mouth instead.
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Lmfao. Now that's what I call a quotable text. He never ceases to amaze me.
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And here I was thinking CWC was uniquely retarded for freely divulging information to trolls with no effort on their part
Markorian
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Oversharing is one of THE quintessential lolcow traits.
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This seems to me to be an unintentional admission that his penis is very small. Aside from the swatting pictures that show this, I believe we have seen him in pictures wearing jeans before, and if so, a normal sized man would rub against the edge of it enough to get chafed. Jeans are not nice on the inside for sensitive parts like that, especially around the zipper area. You can’t just not wear underwear in certain material clothing, child.
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Exactly! I agree with free-balling in your pyjama pants or bedtime boxers, but in jeans? WTAF. He must have an even smaller dick than we assumed.
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Can confirm - I am permanently and stubbornly of the opinion that Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat, and I will never admit I am wrong. Because I am not, and any disagreement is a delusion, child.
MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin
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the pests' crimes are enough to launch an multi-year criminal investigation by FBI that will secure an unprecedented number of criminal convictions for internet trolling
BUT
said offenses aren't enough to secure a simple restraining order, or get any recognition from the court in his numerous attempts.
this is what pat believes. pat does not see any contradiction.
BUT
said offenses aren't enough to secure a simple restraining order, or get any recognition from the court in his numerous attempts.
this is what pat believes. pat does not see any contradiction.
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Wrong as always baby infant atalker child. I don't use toilet paper. Enjoy prison.
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Does he use the niggeroni?
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"I keep a limited edition Mustang car cloth by the toilet that I rinse and re-use. I'm so sorry youre stupid."
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At least he could just throw out underwear he sharted all over. We now know he lives in shit soaked pants unless he has Big Nick order them in bulk off amazon.
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The most horrifying bit of this revelation is the fact that pat is an alcoholic with a horrible diet. He’s probably got gut rot every single day with a leaky asshole and the front of his jeans probably perpetually smell like stale piss because of his leaky lil faucet lol
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You deserve a horrifying for this, but it's just too accurate.
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I don't care if people don't wear underwear, because I can't care about something I don't know about. However, when someone curses me with the knowledge, I will never see them the same way again. I will always imagine the accumulation of years of Swamp ass and excrement on their jeans for the rest of my life. Imagine not putting a breathable cotton layer between the clothes the public sees and your sweatiest pee pee poo poo parts. Couldn't be me.