Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Ohhhh I can't wait anymore!!! šŸ˜­
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Pizdec said:
He wears bright-ass shorts, right? So when he pisses and doesn't shake right you can see his piss stains on his shorts. :story:

NO STALKER CHILD I DON'T HAVE PISS STAINS ON MY SHORTS, IT'S MERELY CONDENSATION FROM MY $40 MARGARITA.
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They're simply calico cut pants from calicocutpants.com stalker child.
 
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Such a weird pic. We have a shirtless Rickieta wearing a duck face thing and some random naked whore, but the only thing my mind is struggling to accept is that Pat has lost weight (but not the backwards cap).

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But enough about impossibilities. Back to reading about a grown man pooping his way through life.
 
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Null said:
I honestly want to know what developmental issues he has that made him this way
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Late and gay, I know, but I had a thought. I don't think he has any developmental issues. I think he's just a legitimate idiot. An average IQ score is between 85 and 115, with the US average being 98. Anything below 70 is considered mentally retarded, with 71-84 considered borderline. I genuinely think Patrick has an IQ of around 75. He's a legitimate moron. Combined with his unwarranted self-importance and abundant rolls of flab, and you have someone too prideful to let any insult slide, and too stupid to consider otherwise.
 
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Spunt said:
I do think that Pat's father really was a bit of an Alpha Male and that this is part of why Pat's psyche is so messed up. I think his dad valued masculinity a great deal and admired it in others, especially other family members. Pat's brother was a Varsity athlete, his cousin is a soldier, whereas Pat was and is an effeminate dunce who likes dinosaur toys and Star Wars.
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Well his dad was the gay rodeo clown who brought AIDS to Africa and Rick can grind and stuff all day and night but he will never measure up to that much of a passive death toll. Those Tomlinson boys sure hate darkies though.
 
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TyrasGuard said:
Wait, I thought going commando was the right path in life, have I been lied to?
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The only people I really see say this are women who say their vaginas need to breathe.

It's better to just bring a spare pair of underwear if you're afraid of getting swampy, otherwise the sweat is just going to wick into your jeans and stain them.

And pat is very fat, and likely sweats a lot. All of that sweat either wicks into his clothes, or stays on his skin. He might not wear diapers, but he probably has sweat rashes that suggest he does.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
So which pest will sign up on Twitter as his unused underwear and troll him?
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I dunno.

But his response will be ā€œYou are not my underwear, I donā€™t own any. Enjoy prison stalker child.ā€

I am not sure exactly why, but I find it a very puzzling thing to make public.

Why does he feel people would care about him going without underwear?
Does he think it is a form of boast?
 
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FinnSven said:
Why does he feel people would care about him going without underwear?
Does he think it is a form of boast?
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Almost certainly. In Rickā€™s mind only weak, coddled men wear undies. Real, manly men go without. They donā€™t care about the chafing because they develop a leather bellend.
 
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