Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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He blew through over twice his reload in 10 minutes. What a retard...he could have sat and spun .25 slots all night with over 500 people watching.

I love cows.
i think he's showing some human signs of embarrassment. someone asked him why he isn't playing roulette anymore and he has the same excuses of when he quit playing rip city. he knows people are making fun of him for taking huge Ls or being super manic and winning/losing it al instantly. even though he takes huge Ls no matter what he does, he has a few selective soft spots for why he can't stand to lose anymore money on certain things.
 
I made an updated Bingo Card. Just click the link to play in your browser. It has a free space and 60 other spaces to fill in the card. I'll see about updating it further as long as I'm interested in BMJ (and with content like this, it'll be awhile). If you want me to add to the card, please let me know.
Added to OP. Sorry for being late, I'm kind of busy so only today I was able to catch up on the thread
 
I unmuted his stream and he's talking about a chat member having sex with his two dads.

Ratbros it's so over

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Epic mom rant
I am imagining Austin's poor mother in the other room with a pillow over her head listening to her son talk shit about banging some woman's "tight little booty hole".
 
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Made a gif for all the slobber rats in the Keno Casino!

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Funny photos from yesterday's stream.
 
He blew through over twice his reload in 10 minutes. What a retard...he could have sat and spun .25 slots all night with over 500 people watching.

I love cows.
Remember he has a check coming in for $3,000 that he parked a few days ago.

Now doubt when that check comes rilling in we are going to witness and epic high-roller screw up. Or a super large win. Can't wait.
 
Just running the numbers for the most common wins you get
You know what's crazy about this is that the odds of hitting big are actually so small I am pretty sure they will never happen.

edit: actually it has happened, once, on a 20 cent bet.
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But what's crazy is that that is so fucking rare but only has a 1000x payout. You're effectively never going to get a 10/10 hit, so that "1000x" number at the bottom is only there as bait for dummies playing this stupid fucking game.
 
You know what's crazy about this is that the odds of hitting big are actually so small I am pretty sure they will never happen.

edit: actually it has happened, once, on a 20 cent bet.
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But what's crazy is that that is so fucking rare but only has a 1000x payout. You're effectively never going to get a 10/10 hit, so that "1000x" number at the bottom is only there as bait for dummies playing this stupid fucking game.
Hitting 10 out of 10 is a 1 in 253,801 chance. That's 0.39401000%.
 
You know what's crazy about this is that the odds of hitting big are actually so small I am pretty sure they will never happen.

edit: actually it has happened, once, on a 20 cent bet.
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But what's crazy is that that is so fucking rare but only has a 1000x payout. You're effectively never going to get a 10/10 hit, so that "1000x" number at the bottom is only there as bait for dummies playing this stupid fucking game.
Guessing all 10 numbers chosen from 40 is roughly 1 in 3 quadrillion?

There's a 1 in 40 chance of guessing the first number, a 1 in 39 chance of guessing the second, then 1 in 38 for the third, etc.

So that's 40*39*38*37*36*35*34*33*32*31 = 3,075,990,524,006,400.

[that doesn't feel right but heh, math]
 
Guessing all 10 numbers chosen from 40 is roughly 1 in 3 quadrillion?

There's a 1 in 40 chance of guessing the first number, a 1 in 39 chance of guessing the second, then 1 in 38 for the third, etc.

So that's 40*39*38*37*36*35*34*33*32*31 = 3,075,990,524,006,400.

[that doesn't feel right but heh, math]
The payouts and formula are on the wikipedia page for it.
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Hitting 10 out of 10 is a 1 in 253,801 chance. That's 0.39401000%.
The payouts and formula are on the wikipedia page for it.
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Thats for 80 spot keno, where you can guess 20.

40 over 10 is much less probable: 1 in 847660528, giving it roughly ~0,00000011797% per try.

There's a 1 in 40 chance of guessing the first number, a 1 in 39 chance of guessing the second, then 1 in 38 for the third, etc.

Guessing one number right actually has a probability of 10/40 for this version of Keno. Two is 9/39, Three 8/38 and so on. Multiplying them all together gets the probability mentioned above for hitting all 10, and only for hitting all 10.
 
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