Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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Lori felt it appropriate to dress up in her most hideous thotwear, INCLUDING A FUCKING BALL GAG, to take photos in the very public portions of her apartment building. A ball gag....clearly during the day, oh and barefoot 🤮

[I confirmed this was taken in one of the common areas as there are several seating areas with fireplaces and these unique riveted wall panels throughout the Apartment complex.]

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Carol from HR said:
Lori felt it appropriate to dress up in her most hideous thotwear, INCLUDING A FUCKING BALL GAG, to take photos in the very public portions of her apartment building. A ball gag....clearly during the day, oh and barefoot 🤮

[I confirmed this was taken in one of the common areas as there are several seating areas with fireplaces and these unique riveted wall panels throughout the Apartment complex.]

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I love this!

Imagine being someone else who lives in building. You work full time because that’s what most adults do to make sure they can pay rent.You’re coming home one day, totally beat from another day at the office, and you see the little gremlin who lives down the hall.

You only know her because she has loud screaming arguments with her roommate. You’re pretty sure it’s her boyfriend but maybe he’s her little brother?

Either way, she’s wearing bright pink spandex and a…ball gag?…while taking photos that would be embarrassing for a person half her age. She films herself making some weird squirrel noises, and you sigh as you walk down the hall. Confused that this literal troll is able to live in this building too.

Are you doing it wrong or is she? *existential crisis ensues*
 
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Tbg if I lived in the same building as her I would take a picture of her photoshoot and upload a history to Reddit like "tifu by not calling out my e-thot wanna be neighbour" and telling how the 40 year old problematic neighbor decided to make a photoshoot on the public area of the building using a ball gag and pink Spandex while having the most horrendous feet and chest hole ever known to human existence
 
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Carol from HR said:
Lori felt it appropriate to dress up in her most hideous thotwear, INCLUDING A FUCKING BALL GAG, to take photos in the very public portions of her apartment building. A ball gag....clearly during the day, oh and barefoot 🤮

[I confirmed this was taken in one of the common areas as there are several seating areas with fireplaces and these unique riveted wall panels throughout the Apartment complex.]

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Idk what’s worse, her outfit or her makeup?
 
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Idk what’s worse, her outfit or her makeup?
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Probably the outfit. Like idk much about laws but I'm sure that outfit isn't appropriate to go out in the public and could even get fucked up with the law. Again. But it could even get her kicked out of the building of she has more testimonies of how she bothers the neighbors so much
 
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Carol from HR said:
Lori felt it appropriate to dress up in her most hideous thotwear, INCLUDING A FUCKING BALL GAG, to take photos in the very public portions of her apartment building. A ball gag....clearly during the day, oh and barefoot 🤮

[I confirmed this was taken in one of the common areas as there are several seating areas with fireplaces and these unique riveted wall panels throughout the Apartment complex.]

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The albino goblin escaped the dungeon
 
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Carol from HR said:
Lori felt it appropriate to dress up in her most hideous thotwear, INCLUDING A FUCKING BALL GAG, to take photos in the very public portions of her apartment building. A ball gag....clearly during the day, oh and barefoot 🤮

[I confirmed this was taken in one of the common areas as there are several seating areas with fireplaces and these unique riveted wall panels throughout the Apartment complex.]

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Every time I see this picture I'm confused about how the hell she is applying her eye makeup. It looks like she rubbed a red lipstick under her eyes and into her eyebrows. She's getting the textbook skinnyfat pancake body from someone who never exercises as they approach middle age.
 
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Every time I see this picture I'm confused about how the hell she is applying her eye makeup. It looks like she rubbed a red lipstick under her eyes and into her eyebrows. She's getting the textbook skinnyfat pancake body from someone who never exercises as they approach middle age.
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She probably used either a lipstick or one of those liquid eyeliners but she probably doesn't put anything to make it stick onto her face so it can easily crack and considering the conditions in which her body is it probably makes it so the make up cracks and basically ends up looking like shit. Also that if she wanted to do a soft look like they do in Asia she could just use some red eyeshadow under her eyes and on her eyelids outer corners. Also that there must be tutorial on how to get the "I want to pretend that I'm Asian even though I'm whiter than wonder bread"
 
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If only Kevin would have dropped Lori all those years ago, he could have been going to every con he wanted to attend, even for free or paid as an invited guest.
He could have met someone better suited for him whose lifestyle didn't keep him locked away in a smelly apartment tower like some sad ass Rapunzel.

Just look at this guy, he hardly even makes cosplay anymore and it used to be his passion. This Bakugo is the only thing he's made in like 3 years because he doesn't have money to do what he enjoys. The only thing he can do is go to the skate park because it's free. His life is so boring that even this thread is dying.
I guess that's what he gets for turning his back on his family and friends.
 
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Do we know what caused that chest deformity? That does not look normal at all...
 
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