Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Seafarer]

i'm gonna predict he earns the Skitzocow label in a year's time.

Lol is Pat going to be the first lolcow to get trolling-induced schizophrenia?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

General Fatton will grind Ukrainian children into salo. Don't be fooled by the anti-tank balloons, keep him away.

Did Patton even say that?

I thought it was Churchill who came up with that plan, even titling it “Operation Unthinkable”.

I am pretty certain the Americans in particular rejected it, not so much because they didn’t agree with Churchill, more that the American public were getting war weary over a war which was very distant from them.

Prolonging it for the purpose of turning on and fighting an ally would have been a hard sell.

Op. Unthinkable was cancelled since the US didn't want Europe fucked over even further, plus it would've been impossible to sell to the public since the USSR had been allies for four years AND it may have involved some level of alliance with the Germans (which means good luck inspiring anti-Soviet revolts when the same guys who just got kicked out are back) and Japanese. Oh yeah don't forget all the commies absolutely everywhere at that point in the US labor unions and bureaucracies, they didn't get purged until McCarran and McCarthy came through a few years later. Europe was even worse in terms of commie infestation. It's a war nobody would've won.

Something tells me that the internet in Africa isn't powerful enough to reliably handle his Xeeting, outside of maybe Nigeria (one of the bigger cities) or somewhere South Africa. However there may be too many white folx in the latter for Pat's taste.

Same with Ukraine.

Fat can fight the Nigerian princes for internet bandwidth. "You are not a prince, stalker"

 

[Broadside]

Begging for war isn't new with this pig. Hey Patrick, you should seriously consider suicide. It's very popular among men your age who've lost everything like you have. I feel the world would be a better place with one less dog barking for a war he knows nothing about
>You can't tell someone to just kill themselves!!
Patrick tells us and wants us to do so every single day and would celebrate if any of us did. Delete this if you must though mods

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Lol is Pat going to be the first lolcow to become schizophrenic from trolling?

he's been getting trolled for over 10-15 years now. after all of that, he can still only find ways to make it worse for himself, and he still responds to it all. patrick has zero positive values, and he has the face he deserves. i genuinely believe there's a chance for him developing a catastrophic disability as he gets even older due to an unquantifiable level of self-inflicted stress. what is he, mid-40s now? anymore degradation will be plain to see, thanks in no small part to the latent damages his chronic alcoholism will spring on him.

here's Chet Baker. he was a jazz trumpeter and titanic alcoholic.



and here's him later in life.



and this is Peter Hook, an English singer.



and here's a later picture of Peter Hook, whose massive drinking problem overtook him.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Is he aware the Russians took Berlin, not Patton?

I highly suspect that Patrick Fatton here frequently confuses history with a plethora of marvel movie and star wars scenes and tropes.

 

[AN/ALR56]

How the fuck you claim to be a military expert ans forget the western allies went to Bavaria and Austria while the Russians captured Berlin?

 

[FinnSven]

he's been getting trolled for over 10-15 years now. after all of that, he can still only find ways to make it worse for himself, and he still responds to it all. patrick has zero positive values, and he has the face he deserves. i genuinely believe there's a chance for him developing a catastrophic disability as he gets even older due to an unquantifiable level of self-inflicted stress. what is he, mid-40s now? anymore degradation will be plain to see, thanks in no small part to the latent damages his chronic alcoholism will spring on him.

here's Chet Baker. he was a jazz trumpeter and titanic alcoholic.

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and here's him later in life.

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and this is Peter Hook, an English singer.

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and here's a later picture of Peter Hook, whose massive drinking problem overtook him.

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At least the above fellows had years of fun and produced work of note.

Fatrick already looks worse than both of them, drinks not to party, but to dull the pain of being a fat failure, and even if he has been published, his writings just illustrate his lack of talent.

Op. Unthinkable was cancelled since the US didn't want Europe fucked over even further, plus it would've been impossible to sell to the public since the USSR had been allies for four years AND it may have involved some level of alliance with the Germans (which means good luck inspiring anti-Soviet revolts when the same guys who just got kicked out are back) and Japanese. Oh yeah don't forget all the commies absolutely everywhere at that point in the US labor unions and bureaucracies, they didn't get purged until McCarran and McCarthy came through a few years later. Europe was even worse in terms of commie infestation. It's a war nobody would've won.

Yes, people today, especially two bit wannabes like Fat, always forget that rabid anti communism was a thing a bit later.
Granted after 50 years of Cold War propaganda and particularly the Regan years, it’s easy to think that the USSR-West alliance was a tenuous shaky thing with suspicion and mistrust throughout.
It wasn’t especially any more or less shaky than alliances used to be, again NATO and the post war years close cooperation colour the modern thinking, and it was only really the people in charge or aristocracy who were fiercely anti communist then.

 

[grey area]

Pat is the ultimate personification of a chickenhawk, another coward baying for blood. Guys like him and MovieBob would've made excellent IED fodder during GWOT.

 

[break these cuffs]

Pat is the ultimate personification of a chickenhawk, another coward baying for blood. Guys like him and MovieBob would've made excellent IED fodder during GWOT.

I disagree. Soy gollums of such girth as Fat Rick would have been much better used as a roller on the mine clearing vic at the front of a convoy.

 

[you're still under oath]

How the fuck you claim to be a military expert ans forget the western allies went to Bavaria and Austria while the Russians captured Berlin?

The Pigger thinks that the Hindenburg was a prototype for a big ballon filled with blue paint, a even more potent counter to tank warfare than the Cold War's neutron bomb. This is the reason why IG Farben was so vital to the Third... wait, nevermind, the wetbrained faggot never read Gravity's Rainbow.

 

[break these cuffs]

The Pigger thinks that the Hindenburg was a prototype for a big ballon filled with blue paint, a even more potent counter to tank warfare than the Cold War's neutron bomb. This is the reason why IG Farben was so vital to the Third... wait, nevermind, the wetbrained faggot never read Gravity's Rainbow.

The Hindenburg was in a fact a prototype fart containment vessel meant to be filled with gas in Africa and then piloted directly into Nikki's vagina.

 

[Broadside]

The Pigger thinks that the Hindenburg was a prototype for a big ballon filled with blue paint, a even more potent counter to tank warfare than the Cold War's neutron bomb. This is the reason why IG Farben was so vital to the Third... wait, nevermind, the wetbrained faggot never read Gravity's Rainbow.

Come to think of it, what non-fiction has Pat read? Guarantee he's read at least some pop-science Neill DeGraase Tyson shit and now thinks he's clever like every subwit.
As an avid bookworm, I'd love to see his shit takes on literature.
I'd also love to see him tell Judge Holden or Hannibal Lecter they have peanut butter in their little baby mouths.

 

[FinnSven]

Pat is the ultimate personification of a chickenhawk, another coward baying for blood. Guys like him and MovieBob would've made excellent IED fodder during GWOT.

A Chickenhawk is also a dated term in the gay subculture. When Chicken meant Twink, so a Chickenhawk was an older gay man who preyed on Chicken.

I could imagine Pat also lurking around in very dark gay bars trying to chance on a short sighted and drunk chubby chasing twink, while Nikki is entertaining.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

On the one hand, war-weariness and a definite lack of enthusiasm for more European war. On the other hand, ending Lend-lease would've crippled the Red Army and the Germans would've enthusiastically joined in. Shit, every account of surrendering Germans makes it clear that vast numbers of them expected that we would rearm and reorganize them and do exactly that. There was a lot of surprise in the POW camps when it didn't happen. And then, after Japan fell, we had the Nukes and the Commies did not. That didn't last long, though.

Anyway, I just put way more thought into it than Fatboy was capable of.

 

[Meat Target]

Oh yeah don't forget all the commies absolutely everywhere at that point in the US labor unions and bureaucracies, they didn't get purged until McCarran and McCarthy came through a few years later. Europe was even worse in terms of commie infestation. It's a war nobody would've won.

we had the Nukes and the Commies did not. That didn't last long, though.

The Commies knew about the A-bombs before we even told them or used them. Soviet spies ran amok, including possibly Oppenheimer himself. Stalin wasn't surprised when Truman disclosed the existence of the Manhattan Project to him, and said something to the effect of "I'm sure you'll put it to good use".

If Fatrick lived 80 years ago, he'd be a useful idiot like Woody Guthrie or Herbert Sorrell: blowing Stalin as our Cuddly Uncle Joe, praising their covert promotion of faggotry, licentiousness, and race grifting, and denouncing McCarran and McCarthy as Nahzees. He only sees Russia through the Current Year lens.

 

[you're still under oath]

Come to think of it, what non-fiction has Pat read? Guarantee he's read at least some pop-science Neill DeGraase Tyson shit and now thinks he's clever like every subwit.
As an avid bookworm, I'd love to see his shit takes on literature.
I'd also love to see him tell Judge Holden or Hannibal Lecter they have peanut butter in their little baby mouths.

Yeah, I don't know. He really doesn't strike me as a reading man. Being the fat ADD kid that he his, he probably grew up in front of the television, watching the History channel and being fascinated by all the storys of aliens building the fucking pyramids and other gay shit.

Douglas Adams is obviously a huge influence, he watched the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy a few times and maybe skimmed through the first book, probably watched some Star Trek etc...

For non-fiction? Nothing, maybe he listens to the occasional podcast on his way to Hoolie's or maybe he he takes a break from CNN and watches a documentary instead while drinking himself into a stupor but that's it.

If it ain't on the timeline, Pat ain't reading all these long ass sentences.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Oh I hope it's more Joe Matarese content, he's my favourite comfort cow.

Me, too! No pedoing or bestiality. You don’t even have to worry about his kids because he’s not THAT incompetent and their mom is there. A very cozy listen.

 

[The Feline Solution]

If all the pests alive today died, Patrick would generate a new crop of them within 6 months from his annoying behavior alone.

More like every six fucking tweets. There will never be a shortage of Patposters as long as he spends every minute of his life on Twitter.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yeah, I don't know. He really doesn't strike me as a reading man. Being the fat ADD kid that he his, he probably grew up in front of the television, watching the History channel and being fascinated by all the storys of aliens building the fucking pyramids and other gay shit.

Douglas Adams is obviously a huge influence, he watched the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy a few times and maybe skimmed through the first book, probably watched some Star Trek etc...

For non-fiction? Nothing, maybe he listens to the occasional podcast on his way to Hoolie's or maybe he he takes a break from CNN and watches a documentary instead while drinking himself into a stupor but that's it.

If it ain't on the timeline, Pat ain't reading all these long ass sentences.

For a guy that says he likes guns a lot (his P90 comes to mind), you'd think he'd have some books on military shit, make the gun fights/ gun lore in his books better. That's what separates the men from the boys for me, when you can name more than 9mm and Hollywood calibers

 

[grapeshark77]

Expert Pat is back. First, on striking:



DGA and WGA/SAG are completely different beasts which is why they didn't all strike. DGA got a decent deal because they want different things.

and - General Fatton:



Pat calling a tank a pig. (I wonder how he feels about the Nazi that got the standing ovation - I thought he punched them?)