💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Mundane Ralph]

these dumb spice mixes are why black people credibly accuse white people of being unable to season food properly.

Because nogs are definitely using fresh herbs. No, they're using lawrys and nothing but lawrys.

 

[Stan]

Because nogs are definitely using fresh herbs. No, they're using lawrys and nothing but lawrys.

My grandpa loved Lawry's. I stand corrected. Except for the part where I said dried parsley is just green flakes for your food. That part was correct.

 

[AnOminous]

He posted a picture of (I assume) what the house will look like on Facebook a few months back:

How are the jackmojis even more disgusting and enraging than Jack himself? I want to see him killed in a Mexican drug cartel video every time I see one of these.

 

[a terminal posture]

these dumb spice mixes are why black people credibly accuse white people of being unable to season food properly.

every spice is better fresh. For the green herbs that means build an herb garden or buy them fresh from the store. For the dry spices like anise, cardamom, coriander, cloves, peppercorns, etc. it means you should buy them in whole and then prepare them before use in a recipe. Nutmeg is a serious offender to me; it loses most of its flavor a couple days after you grind it, it’s not actually hard to grate some nutmeg for a recipe (well maybe if you’re Jack it is) and yet white people buy it preground anyway.

Ground cinnamon gets a pass. Grinding it yourself is really difficult. Ground mustard, ground cloves, ditto.

Basically half of the ground prepared spices in the spice aisle will just add color or green flakes to the food (I’m looking at you, “dried parsley”.) It’s a trap, a scam I tells ya. And to make matters worse, people hang onto these bottles for months or even years. By that point most of the flavors except salt are going to go inert.

Jack apparently uses powdered dried garlic in place of fresh and also uses way too much of it. A cooking show by a guy who doesn’t know how to cook that’s been running for over a decade smh

First of all you're mixing up spices and herbs. Second of all some dried herbs work as well dried as fresh. The only herb in the italian season mix that couldn't be used the same dried is the basil (other herbs that are no good dried are parsley and cilantro). Dried garlic is not the same as fresh but if you want that flavour profile it's ok to use, just not in the absurd quantiles that Jack used. If anything I would fault Jack more for STILL using jarred minced garlic which doesn't have any flavour to speak of (which is why he puts so much of it in his recipes).
Man, something about Jack attracts commentary from people that don't know much more about cooking than he does.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Jack is still angy about people criticizing his roulette videos.

 

[p1138]

Jack is still angy about people criticizing his roulette videos.
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Russian roulette uses what are called "wheel guns" at times for a reason, and is absolutely a gamble. wtf does he mean it isn't gambling?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Russian roulette uses what are called "wheel guns" at times for a reason, and is absolutely a gamble. wtf does he mean it isn't gambling?

As always just remember, Jack is a mush-brained stroked out moron, and he was a moron before the strokes. It's better to not try and figure out what he's saying and just laugh as he tries to speedrun killing himself with food.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Time for those briskets to sit in the freezer wrapped in tinfoil for a year for the next batch of Church Chili.

 

[Sonic T]

I really loathe him when he thinks he has a leg to stand on above anyone else. I don't see how he thinks he's so mighty and important.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Time for those briskets to sit in the freezer wrapped in tinfoil for a year for the next batch of Church Chili.

Nah, Jack is still ANGY about losing the last one

 

[Rubber Plant]

I really loathe him when he thinks he has a leg to stand on above anyone else. I don't see how he thinks he's so mighty and important.

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Maybe it's different where Jack lives, but 411 was to get phone numbers not ask how roulette works.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I wish Jack, Tammy, and Junior would try Russian Roulette.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack Def didn't share any pull pork he kept it with him on his pray with another gay camp.

Fun dark story/rumor about Russian roulette

Spoiler

The Russian side arm and only issued revolver was the Nagant m1895 it's a really bad gun with some neat features. I'll spare my /k/ sperg tho.

Well everyone else mostly uses a 6 shoot cylinder, Russia (drunken Belgian Leon Nagant) ran. One rumor about RR was the Russians would play cow boy. Load 6 and spin it. So one was empty? Yup.
How they tested and gambled was using POW. It's Russian enough to be true

Im liking that emoji Jack has its got bitch tits even lmao.

Rewatching Jack on TV at his healthy peak and seeing what a fool and all around scum bag he is really is amazing. No edits needed he's always been a sneaky lazy petty fuck.

I'm really wondering about this fiscal situation with new house. I don't doubt the smallest part they will/would over charge it and bri "rent" while demanding they care take. The math doesn't add up so I really wonder the whole game plan.

While none of them are smart Tam ham sr, at least is forward thinking enough to keep them a float. I think their finances are worse than most people assume.

 

[p1138]

Jack Def didn't share any pull pork he kept it with him on his pray with another gay camp.

Fun dark story/rumor about Russian roulette

Spoiler

The Russian side arm and only issued revolver was the Nagant m1895 it's a really bad gun with some neat features. I'll spare my /k/ sperg tho.

Well everyone else mostly uses a 6 shoot cylinder, Russia (drunken Belgian Leon Nagant) ran. One rumor about RR was the Russians would play cow boy. Load 6 and spin it. So one was empty? Yup.
How they tested and gambled was using POW. It's Russian enough to be true

Im liking that emoji Jack has its got bitch tits even lmao.

Rewatching Jack on TV at his healthy peak and seeing what a fool and all around scum bag he is really is amazing. No edits needed he's always been a sneaky lazy petty fuck.

I'm really wondering about this fiscal situation with new house. I don't doubt the smallest part they will/would over charge it and bri "rent" while demanding they care take. The math doesn't add up so I really wonder the whole game plan.

While none of them are smart Tam ham sr, at least is forward thinking enough to keep them a float. I think their finances are worse than most people assume.

Of course their finances are fucked. After Fatty's nursing home stay(don't forget he's opted in the past to not pay medical bills or just not go to the doctor because he didn't want to pay the bill, and that was over one of his micro strokes or whatever the hell they're called), decade or more of totally irresponsible spending, likely already having burnt through the money they had leftover after buying the house in TN, needing to sell that and downgrade to another house(thanks to the nursing home stay), likely the only thing keeping them afloat is Tammy and the kids while writing everything they do off as a business expense in an attempt to keep the tax burden as low as possible. Plus of course any government assistance programs they might have due to Fatty being a handicapped retard.

 

[make_it_so]

Jack is still angy about people criticizing his roulette videos.
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This guy has got to be trolling.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

How are the jackmojis even more disgusting and enraging than Jack himself? I want to see him killed in a Mexican drug cartel video every time I see one of these.

For me it unironicly is the aura of unwarranted smugness that exudes from the jackmoji.

 

[make_it_so]

For me it unironicly is the aura of unwarranted smugness that exudes from the jackmoji.

For me it's how fucking thin, healthy, and actually functional his body looks in jackmoji form compared to how he actually looks IRL.

 

[._.]

Jack is still angy about people criticizing his roulette videos.
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lol Russian roulette is such an apt comparison for Jack's restaurant roulette (fast/fatty food), considering his health. My initial response was that being that catty and using that comparison was a bit tacky but actually I really love it.

 

[Pig Cups]

edit: Actually looking up this "church" on google, I knew the memes about the shit that goes on at these mega churches for spectacle, but this is a church? Supposedly from June 2019 according to google:
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Do you seriously need lasers, fog, and pyrotechnics to keep these people throwing money at your church? That's not a church service, it's a fucking circus.

I hope there's a blunder with the pyrotechnics one day, and that shit ends like Great White's performance at The Station nightclub in 2003. With Jack in attendance.

From Jack's recent post where he doxxed himself I looked up his address and realized that the genius packed up and moved about 30 minutes away from the large medical center where he received post-stroke care after the great strokes of '18 and '23. Previously, he lived 8-10 minutes away from the hospital.

With strokes every minute counts ("Time is brain"). Jack bought a place that is almost 5 times further from the hospital in order to own the libs moving into Hendersonville.

It's by design. Tammy wants to ensure that Jack doesn't survive his next medical emergency, owing to the financial consequences that'd result, as well as wanting to be rid of the burden. Her main plan is to wait a while from the time he keels over/she discovers him before calling 911. In the event that fails, and Junior happens to witness and report it, it's still 30 minutes from the hospital. More, if you count the delays in EMS arriving, assessing, and preparing lardo for transport.

Wait, so this is an actual place he purchased? I thought he had moved in with his son.

Lol @ the thought of Junior and BriBri being financially solvent enough to acquire and sustain 103 Thomas Ct themselves. I strongly doubt that they were even covering all of the rent when they lived in that hovel in the vicinity of Hendersonville- Junior's in-laws had to have been kicking in at least a portion of the rent...

 

[AnOminous]

I hope there's a blunder with the pyrotechnics one day, and that shit ends like Great White's performance at The Station nightclub in 2003. With Jack in attendance.

Imagine dying in such a pathetic fashion that you were burned to death at a concert by an utterly lame, gay band like Great White.