Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Golden Face]

there isn't any story to be had?

i had sex with an ftm I met off grindr, they were only like 1 month on T, hairless, body of a woman, aside from a short haircut, rather indistinguishable from a cis girl. the sex was good. there really isn't more than that.

sorry to disappoint but I'm not going to get into the entire history of our relationship on kiwifarms of all places. I'm just not sure why everyone says MTFs are obviously male and no different from males in dresses, but I say FTM's who haven't been on T long are the exact same as cis females and I get labeled some degenerate who's out here fuckin' dogs or something.

when you were done fucking the pooner in her manly vagina, did you tell her the truth that you were a straight guy and only viewed her as a female? because i feel something like that would probably break them lmao

 

[Flamin Park]

To be honest I don’t care who you fuck in your spare time but sticking your dick in a girl who thinks she’s a guy adds a whole host of problems that I believe are unimaginable until you get in the middle of it. “Never stick your dick in crazy” is a saying for a reason.

I've had a vasectomy so I can't knock em up and I can easily overpower one if they have a go at me while I'm awake and I don't let em stay

It beats a wank so I really don't see the problem

 

[JimiHendrix]

I love that you assume the comment implied TIFs are below animals and not the degenerate swiping through hundreds of faggot profiles in search of T dick

you literally said "No fucking a dog would be less degenerate and desperate than fucking a pooner"

how is that not putting dogs above ftms? legitimate question here. If your comment was meant to imply that I'M a degenerate faggot loser, then sure, whatever, call me whatever you want, I don't care. but that's sincerely not how your comment read to me.

when you were done fucking the pooner in her manly vagina, did you tell her the truth that you were a straight guy and only viewed her as a female? because i feel something like that would probably break them lmao

nah, I'm not that mean. was easy clean pussy with someone who actually seemed to like me. if they had grown facial hair like they wanted I would've dropped them instantly though.

 

[Flamin Park]

Gay men aren't the ones fucking these girls, it's gross straight and bi dudes that know it's easy pussy as long as they play along with the gender shit.

I hope girls on the verge of pooning out to avoid sexualization and misogyny see this thread and realize straight and bi dudes will still take advantage of them on grindr even if they poon out.

I don't see how it's any more gross than pissing in a public toilet, at the end.of the days these birds are out there asking to be used

Their mental issues aren't my problem but their pussy still feels good

 

[teriyakiburns]

And yet these girls who literally fetishize gay men and have spent years of their life devoted to imitating them apparently know less than I (or most people) do?

It's worth remembering that fetishes only bear a coincidental resemblance to reality.

but I say FTM's who haven't been on T long are the exact same as cis females and I get labeled some degenerate who's out here fuckin' dogs or something.

I'm starting to think you are the dog, if so many of these broken girls are into fucking you heyooooooo!

 

[JimiHendrix]

I'm starting to think you are the dog

i mean, i won't lie, i've got a bit of an issue when it comes to not putting my dick into every single person I meet. but we're workin' on it. lives hard with an overactive sex drive.

 

[William Tyndale]

Have you ever heard a homosexual man talk candidly about their sex life? In my experience "no dignity or sense of disgust" is probably the mildest way you could describe it.

Buckle up. Story time.

I worked with a gay guy back in the early 2000’s and he was very open about all of the dick he got at the gay bar on the weekends. One day he didn’t show up for work and we heard he was in the hospital. He came back a few days later and told the story.

So he’s at the club and he meets a guy. They agree to go back to my coworkers place to fuck. (It’s literally that easy in the male gay world. You tell someone something simple like you like their shirt and follow it up with “wanna fuck” and 9 times out of 10 you get a yes.). They get back to my coworkers apartment and the guy asks him what his name is. My coworker said “look I’m not going to send you a birthday card. I just want to fuck you.” (I’ll never forget this quote) So the guy assumed the position. As my coworker was fucking the guy he feels something pop in his dick during one of his thrusts. He said it was mildly painful but he powered through it. Then suddenly the guy he was fucking started screaming bloody murder. My coworker didn’t think anything about it and kept going even after the guy screamed for him to stop. After a few more pumps and the guy writhing in pain he finally stopped, pulled out, and looked down at his dick. Turns out he popped one of the hydraulic tubes in his dick that makes your dick hard and was bleeding into his own penis. His dick had swelled up 3x the size it was normally, which is why the dude he was fucking was screaming bloody murder. At that point the pain hit him and he fell over in the bed and called 911 to go to the hospital. They kept him for 2 or 3 days.

He told this story to a crowd of us standing around him and I realized at that moment how absolutely fucking degenerate gay men are. These little pooners on Grindr are getting to experience it first hand.

My coworker was like 6-4 290 at that point and a year or so after I quit I heard he got aids and dropped over a hundred pounds in a few months. No telling if he’s still alive now.

 

[teriyakiburns]

i mean, i won't lie, i've got a bit of an issue when it comes to not putting my dick into every single person I meet. but we're workin' on it. lives hard with an overactive sex drive.

Hold out a few years, it'll pass.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Spoiler: HE/THEY_HOLES - BonusholeBOY

On the bright side, this individual will probably find the inevitable anorectal condyloma accuminatum extremely validating.

(The above links aren't gross unless you scroll down to the photos, you deviant.)

 

[monstrous bubo]

On the bright side, this individual will probably find the inevitable anorectal condyloma accuminatum extremely validating.

(The above links aren't gross unless you scroll down to the photos, you deviant.)

For some reason the juxtaposition of the icky anal discussion and pro forma disclaimer was hilarious.

There is no consensus on surveillance of rectal condyloma acuminatum; thus, it is reasonable to apply the surveillance recommendations for anal condyloma acuminatum, with follow-ups every 6 to 12 months.
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Potential Competing Interests​

The authors report no potential competing interests.

Thank God they haven’t been bought off by Big Rectum.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

Don't fuck the abused weirdos who are committing self-harm through disgusting sex

 

[SofondaCox]

there isn't any story to be had?

i had sex with an ftm I met off grindr, they were only like 1 month on T, hairless, body of a woman, aside from a short haircut, rather indistinguishable from a cis girl. the sex was good. there really isn't more than that.

sorry to disappoint but I'm not going to get into the entire history of our relationship on kiwifarms of all places. I'm just not sure why everyone says MTFs are obviously male and no different from males in dresses, but I say FTM's who haven't been on T long are the exact same as cis females and I get labeled some degenerate who's out here fuckin' dogs or something.

It’s not that you banged a TiF, it’s that it was the best sex of your life that made me curious about the context.
Now I’m just disappointed in humanity again.

 

[JimiHendrix]

It’s not that you banged a TiF, it’s that it was the best sex of your life that made me curious about the context.
Now I’m just disappointed in humanity again.

i mean it was just someone with BPD who was obsessed with me. that's really all there was to it. considering I'm already gettin' blasted with TMI emojis, there's not much more detail I can go into.

 

[William Tyndale]

i mean it was just someone with BPD who was obsessed with me. that's really all there was to it. considering I'm already gettin' blasted with TMI emojis, there's not much more detail I can go into.

You’ve been around long enough to know that this website, for the most part, is pretty socially conservative.

 

[JimiHendrix]

You’ve been around long enough to know that this website, for the most part, is pretty socially conservative.

i suppose. just somewhat surprises me everyone agrees that MTFs are just men, but I talk about banging an FTM and it's oh so scandalous.

fair enough tho, my bad.

 

[Xia Dynasty]

NGL, if you’re bi and want easy pussy these gals are the easiest lays ever. All you gotta do is give ‘em some DOODS and KINGS and they’ll drop their ill-fitting boxer briefs. Bonus benefit, most of them like being misgendered during sex anyway

If you're bi, then why not just have sex with actual faggots instead of gross pooners? Is there something I'm not understanding? It'd be just as degenerate and slightly less gross.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

i suppose. just somewhat surprises me everyone agrees that MTFs are just men, but I talk about banging an FTM and it's oh so scandalous.

fair enough tho, my bad.

It's weird to fuck either of them

 

[Screamer_2]

Is HIV and last tested dates a normal field on the gay apps?

 

[William Tyndale]

Is HIV and last tested dates a normal field on the gay apps?

Probably but not why you think.

 

[Marc]

Don't fuck the abused weirdos who are committing self-harm through disgusting sex

By what other means do you think our parents produced us?