Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Merry]

Honestly it is a bit funny to just joke about fucking these chicks, but at the end of the day actually fucking them by faking gender faggotry is no different from fucking an actual retard under equally false pretenses.

Just because you can do it, doesn't mean you should, and you'll probably feel like shit after doing it unless you're some type of sociopath.

 

[Male Idiot]

i suppose. just somewhat surprises me everyone agrees that MTFs are just men, but I talk about banging an FTM and it's oh so scandalous.

fair enough tho, my bad.

I mean, yeah they are women, but so ugly and disgusting that its like fucking a dog or a man, a corpse or a hambeast. They are circus freaks. Its like finding an used blow up doll in a dumpster and having your sloppy seconds way with it.

I salute your little soldier, maintaining a hardon with these vile beasts must be a battle.

But it is still extremely gross. If blue waffles body horror is your thing, okey, but don't expect regular people or even socipaths like me get it.

 

[JimiHendrix]

I mean, yeah they are women, but so ugly and disgusting that its like fucking a dog or a man, a corpse or a hambeast. They are circus freaks. Its like finding an used blow up doll in a dumpster and having your sloppy seconds way with it.

I salute your little soldier, maintaining a hardon with these vile beasts must be a battle.

But it is still extremely gross. If blue waffles body horror is your thing, okey, but don't expect regular people or even socipaths like me get it.

answer me honestly, like just humor me. You honestly think the Sebastian chick on the fifth page of this thread is as bad as a dog or a man? just by virtue of having the mentality of being FTM, even with out cutting their tits off or necessarily being on T?

Just seems a bit extreme to me, is all. If you wanna go that far may as well not fuck people with BPD or any other mental issues.

 

[Zjierb]

This thread quickly devolved into jumping on Jimi for his, admittedly risque, views on FtM sexual encounters.

Sure, I get it that a lot of these people are naive, misled, etc but way too many of them have extreme mental illness that can't be understated.

Also can't exactly judge attractiveness with 35 layers of filler bullshit, so Sebastian can fuck right off.

 

[JimiHendrix]

This thread quickly devolved into jumping on Jimi for his, admittedly risque, views on FtM sexual encounters.

Sure, I get it that a lot of these people are naive, misled, etc but way too many of them have extreme mental illness that can't be understated.

Also can't exactly judge attractiveness with 35 layers of filler bullshit, so Sebastian can fuck right off.

honestly surprised i got ganged so hard since someone in the thread before I even showed up was saying the exact shit I am, just in less nice terms. i agree tho, could just be filters. and a lot of FTMs are hairy awful hambeast crimes against Gods, but not all of them. in any case, I look forward to waking up in 7 hours to 80 TMI, Autistic, Dumb ratings because my views on sex might be a lil more progressive than they should be.

legit tho if someone posts more pooner pics and wants me to rate them just @ me, I'm always down to give a laugh.

 

[Male Idiot]

Eh that chick could have been okey, but the whole fucked up pierced nose is quite gross. Add bpd... and yeah I would not, sorry. The rest are fucking islamic.

Mind we don't know how hairy the legs are, etc. Hairy legs are utterly gross.

But I am weeb enough to take the L and admit that she looks better than a dog, though maybe on par with Astolfo dude. At least I think that cosplayer was a dude. You can't tell with asian twinks sometimes from a mugshot.

Mind I absolutely can't take retardation, so even a dumb chick that's otherwise fine drives me nuts and makes me want to flee the room, but that's just me.
Best I could do would be to humor some autist girl and her chosen field of savantism.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Eh that chick could have been okey, but the whole fucked up pierced nose is quite gross. Add bpd... and yeah I would not, sorry. The rest are fucking islamic.

I agree, the rest are horrible Islamic and I would not go anywhere near them. And I know this is Kiwifarms and the general ideology is how trannies are gross horrible people (and a lot of them are)

but I think the general reaction I've seen here of "yeah, I don't care how they look, if they're a pooner they're below an animal to me and if you fuck one you're a horrific degenerate" has been a bit much. Some of them are just autists or dealing with issues, long as they haven't ruined their bodies (like someone posted a few pages back an FTM who cut their tits off, was horrific looking), then I really don't see the harm.

thank you for honestly answering me tho, sincerely.

 

[ApeBass]

If you wanna go that far may as well not fuck people with BPD or any other mental issues.

That is the sane and healthy solution.

 

[TruffleSpark]

Some of these girls are kind of cute in an androgynous sort of way, some of them are horrifying. But even with the none ugly ones I can't help but think "this is an insane person, I don't want to deal with this." You're braver than I am if you still go for them.

 

[spider_expert]

I agree, the rest are horrible Islamic and I would not go anywhere near them. And I know this is Kiwifarms and the general ideology is how trannies are gross horrible people (and a lot of them are)

but I think the general reaction I've seen here of "yeah, I don't care how they look, if they're a pooner they're below an animal to me and if you fuck one you're a horrific degenerate" has been a bit much. Some of them are just autists or dealing with issues, long as they haven't ruined their bodies (like someone posted a few pages back an FTM who cut their tits off, was horrific looking), then I really don't see the harm.

thank you for honestly answering me tho, sincerely.

I think searching out ftms in this regard is predatory at the very least but more akin to taking advantage of mentally ill people who desperately need professional help.

That being said, you rating these kings on a scale of 1-10 would probably make this thread a better read.

 

[Male Idiot]

Though even if one looks okey, the moment she opens her mouth it is going to be a shock. But 95% or more are just unfuckable.

I had to deal with a couple of pierced hotards recently, and they didn't look islamic. One was a bit flat the other a bit thicc, but nothing outstanding.

But when it takes them a minute to answer a simple question with a sentence that is 90% "uuuum" "liiike" and "soooo" they just come off as retards from Idiocracy.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Most ftms are just girls with short haircuts irl. Don't worry, Jimi, people who actually know about women know what you're talking about.
A lot of them get over the tranny thing in a few months or years anyway.
Also the irony of the anime avatar being the most disgusted at sex with bio women lol

 

[Yamamura]

Downside is a disturbing number have pregnancy fetishes…

Can we just say at this point whether you're a FTM or MTF, both are starting to just sort of meld together into a bizarre degenerate singularity, where definitions don't matter and barely anything makes sense. Basically now it's like, "I'm a woman who wants to be a man, who also wants to be humiliated like a woman".

Now it's like, identifying as male or female is just a cursory thing to them rather the primary thing they're trying to do is identify as a sexual degenerate.

NGL, if you’re bi and want easy pussy these gals are the easiest lays ever. All you gotta do is give ‘em some DOODS and KINGS and they’ll drop their ill-fitting boxer briefs. Bonus benefit, most of them like being misgendered during sex anyway!

If you looked up the idiom, "just because you can doesn't mean you should" there would be a picture of this post. Let me ask you even if you're straight never mind gay would you really want to fuck this?

This one needs to tuck their underwear label in and stop taking girly photos with urinals:

Clearly no one told this pooner that the men's room is NOT a place to take pictures, lest you want to risk getting your ass kicked by some angry dude. The only thing that should go on in the men's room is if you're taking a piss or shit (ideally same should apply for the women's room, but I suppose taking pictures in the restroom is one thing all troons have in common).

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

came here for pooners, left with jimi fuckin pooner pussy

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Every gay man's dream
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Same physique:

 

[Procrastinhater]

don't stick your dick in crazy, but there's a reason that saying exists, it's because doing so is tempting for a fucking reason.

You're not wrong. When you're young crazy girls can be a lot of fun. My first wife (technically common law I guess, we never had the money for a proper ceremony) was a lot of fun. She also got me into a lot of trouble, slept with most of my "friends" and ended up with a dope habit. She's BPD as fuck and I moved across the country and ended up living out of my truck for a couple of months to get away from her.
I guess pump and dumps don't have the same problem as a relationship with a fucking psycho hose beast does but easy pussy and all the bullshit drama that comes with it just ceased to be appealing to me after that.
And I know what you're saying how some of them don't look too bad if they're just LARPing as faggots and haven't even started T (post T thats a write off for anyone but the most degenerate, I don't know about you but those vile "T Dicks" are like something that HR Giger came up with after a night getting fucked up on Salvia with HP Lovecraft, they look bad enough in a picture without actually getting close to one) but these chicks aren't called Fujos for nothing, they're fucking rotten, broken, fatherless weirdos, and hooking up with them is like tap dancing through a minefield.

I don't see how it's any more gross than pissing in a public toilet, at the end.of the days these birds are out there asking to be used

Their mental issues aren't my problem but their pussy still feels good

When you piss in a public toilet do you rub your dick around the urinals?
Unless you are doing that fucking Pooners is way more gross, like orders of magnitude more gross.

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

I think searching out ftms in this regard is predatory at the very least but more akin to taking advantage of mentally ill people who desperately need professional help.

That being said, you rating these kings on a scale of 1-10 would probably make this thread a better read.

You're basically seeking out rape/child sexual assault victims to have sex with. The high majority of transidentified females fit in those categories. Says something about your character that you'd seek them over a normal female. Men desperate for sex are bottom rungs.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

I’d rather a KF bro fucks a pooner than a normie who might get sucked into their delusions and end up 5 years later in a polycule financially supporting a seahorse and a hon.

 

[Radion_Godiva]

You're basically seeking out rape/child sexual assault victims to have sex with. The high majority of transidentified females fit in those categories. Says something about your character that you'd seek them over a normal female. Men desperate for sex are bottom rungs.

If he doesn't fuck with them, someone else will. These women clearly have no self-respect.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

It turns out the real sexual degenerates were the friends we made along the way.