Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[William Tyndale]

This is by far the funniest and most accurate description of "T dicks" I have ever seen in my life lmao. It truly astounds me that pooners can think that their "genital growth" is appealing in any way, let alone to gay men. I regret looking up the girl in the op on twitter. Her photos were so nauseating they made me queasy irl, and I've worked in a fucking morgue.

Links please. I want to see that girl dick and I’m too 1st world lazy to search her up.

 

[Lavender Moth]

Links please. I want to see that girl dick and I’m too 1st world lazy to search her up.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. (VERY NSFL) [archive sans the more...moist pictures]

 

[The Feline Solution]

Why do pooners have to be forever seen as victims even when they act like dengerates?

I'm sure someone's going to next come into this thread to lecture that it's not cool to make fun of how pooners look because they're actually just women .

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A well passing grindr pooner:
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Damn, bitch got a better beard than me. True alpha pooner confirmed, i wouldn't have clocked this one. Maybe the voice would give away its true gender.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. (VERY NSFL) [archive sans the more...moist pictures]

Didn't realize from the OP that she still has her tits. Truly the BPD wreck to end all BPD wrecks. Nice abs, tho.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

As fucked up as it is…part of me wonders if catching HIV would make them a more heckin’ valid gay man…at least in their own minds.

Something tells me that they would have to be particularly mentally ill for that to happen. Given that if there is no full equivalent to AGP for females, many of these women are likely pooning out for the usual trend chasing/being uncomfortable being sexualized as a woman; I get the feeling that getting HIV would snap many of these women back to reality, as it would be the first time that their poonery directly impacts their own safety. I seem to recall reading somewhere (Andrew Sullivan or maybe some other gay person critical of the "queer" movement?) that there has been an increased HIV rate among these FtMs. From what I understand, the AIDS epidemic was what opened the door to grifting off the gay population, so it's sad to see how this shit has come full circle.

 

[FarmVille]

It beats a wank

 

[Criticallacitirc]

Something tells me that they would have to be particularly mentally ill for that to happen. Given that if there is no full equivalent to AGP for females, many of these women are likely pooning out for the usual trend chasing/being uncomfortable being sexualized as a woman; I get the feeling that getting HIV would snap many of these women back to reality, as it would be the first time that their poonery directly impacts their own safety. I seem to recall reading somewhere (Andrew Sullivan or maybe some other gay person critical of the "queer" movement?) that there has been an increased HIV rate among these FtMs. From what I understand, the AIDS epidemic was what opened the door to grifting off the gay population, so it's sad to see how this shit has come full circle.

Yall gotta stop pretending pooners arent just as fucked up as trannies. Here's the original gay pooner Lou Sullivan writing to Ray Blanchard about how getting AIDs affirmed she was a gay man. Lou went to bathhouses and purposely concealed her genitals to have sex with gay men in the 1980s. Lou Sullivan's published diary is like essential reading for pooners.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Spoiler: ibunpolice sounds exactly as you'd expect...

... she's a trust fund misery tourist abusing a fixed plate reverb plugin she slapped into the whole fucking mixbuss dialed up to MAX:

TFW you want to be Chelsea Wolfe but have no talent

Downside is a disturbing number have pregnancy fetishes…

They have a big sub that I can't remember the name of where they post their fantasies about being raped and impregnated by homophobes that dont believe they are men. It's the most disturbing thing.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Dude you are playing with mental illness fueled fire by doing that, lmao. Like "pull the self-harm knife from the drawer and cut your dick off with it" kind of fire.

Just as likely she came. I'm willing to bet every single FTM is into some degree of denigration.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Yall gotta stop pretending pooners arent just as fucked up as trannies. Here's the original gay pooner Lou Sullivan writing to Ray Blanchard about how getting AIDs affirmed she was a gay man. Lou went to bathhouses and purposely concealed her genitals to have sex with gay men in the 1980s. Lou Sullivan's published diary is like essential reading for pooners.

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Holy shit, did it not ever occur to this person that what he/she was doing was rape? Definitely can't mourn this person's death. And of course, per his Wikipedia article:

In June 2019, Sullivan was one of the inaugural fifty American "pioneers, trailblazers, and heroes" inducted on the National LGBTQ Wall of Honor within the Stonewall National Monument (SNM) in New York City's Stonewall Inn.[22][23] The SNM is the first U.S. national monument dedicated to LGBTQ rights and history,[24] and the wall's unveiling was timed to take place during the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall riots.[25]

In August 2019, Sullivan was one of the honorees inducted in the Rainbow Honor Walk, a walk of fame in San Francisco's Castro neighborhood noting LGBTQ people who have "made significant contributions in their fields".[26][27][28]

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

This is by far the funniest and most accurate description of "T dicks" I have ever seen in my life lmao. It truly astounds me that pooners can think that their "genital growth" is appealing in any way, let alone to gay men. I regret looking up the girl in the op on twitter. Her photos were so nauseating they made me queasy irl, and I've worked in a fucking morgue.

They even have infernal torture machines to stretch out their very manly penises

NSFL

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[Shig O'nella]

You spoilered it so the clicking it is on me, but what the fuck?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

You spoilered it so the clicking it is on me, but what the fuck?

My bad. Should have added the NSFL warning.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metoidioplasty

 

[PandaChai]

It's not been two full days that the thread's been up and there are already a score or more random.txt worthy quotes.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Thought this would be a funny thread but instead it's just depressing seeing men brag about taking advantage of mentally ill girls with self harm scars all over them and lying to them to get sex. Tale as old as time.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

It’s been like three years since I had a Grindr, but I do remember a handful of pooners. They all looked like soyboys.
It is pretty funny to me that the gays are like “begone pooner, I desire cock not pussy”, and lesbians were too polite and just let troons fucking invade.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

i wouldn't have clocked this one. Maybe the voice would give away its true gender.

Not in a pic, but you definitely would in person from her voice and mannerisms, even just walking or adjusting clothes.

They even have infernal torture machines to stretch out their very manly penises

Why did I click that. I didn’t want to see that. I was literally just saying how awful metas are. Fuck you and fuck me too.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

It's not been two full days that the thread's been up and there are already a score or more random.txt worthy quotes.

I think we should have an "ethics of porking a pooner" thread because there is an interesting discussion to have about it. The reactions some people are having to what Jimi is saying sprout from the same reason why the discussion in the pooner thread is so much more lighthearted than the discussion around MTFs. Because some see them as vulnerable little girls rather than grown women.

 

[Super Guido]

It's like staring out an airplane window.
Nightmare at 5 ft 3 inches.
Judging by the horns she's self aware that she's some sort of gremlin.
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Nah, I think that's part of her goffick ensemble, like how weebs wear cat ears outside the home.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

Another dump of reddit pooners complaining about grindr experiences

Tired of cis men asking me « how does that work ? » when I say I am a top by u/illuminati_696

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All the time on Grindr everyone automatically assumes I am a bottom even tho I put top in my profile, so that’s already annoying. But what is worse is when I tell them that I am a top they often will ask me « how can you do that ? » or « how does that work ? » and I have to explain to them every time it is getting annoying ! So I guess I wanted to vent and to know if I am alone in this. Did this ever happen to any of you ?

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Need help politely rejecting Trans Women by u/Ftmmetadick

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So I recently got back on grindr after a year absence. To my surprise, I’ve gotten a few messages from Trans Women. I am gay and only sexually interested in men. My profile says that I’m a bottom.
The issue I’m having is that I am interacting with Trans Women who won’t accept that I am only into men. After they express interest, I’ll tell them that I’m gay as a way to reject them. Their response has been variations of “I’m trans” and one was like “well I still have the parts and know how to use it.” I was flabbergasted when she said that. She basically reduced gender to sexual organs when it served her goal. So even though I’m into men I’m supposed to make an exception because she’s trans? I just don’t understand that and it felt pushy. From my perspective I’ve told her I’m into men so that should be the end of it. Anyways, I need advice on how to handle this and politely reject Trans Women who message me. Any tips? Is saying “I’m gay” on grindr not direct enough if the other person is not a man?

Lmao, pooner getting confused as to why even MTFs on grindr are concerned about the genitals they are looking to fuck not their gendersoul.
also why are you on a hookup app if you don't know how to reject someone lmao

Tired of cis men asking me « how does that work ? » when I say I am a top by u/illuminati_696
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Another one by sensitive Ms. Ftmmetadick:
I think he was trying to NEG me, immediate block by u/ftmmetadick

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i love dating as a queer trans guy u/tyxplr

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Bi guy on grindr misgendered me, ghosted me, my trust for cis men of every sexuality is dwindling, probably will continue to avoid dating and avoid s-x early transition because I won't be seen as a guy. by u/someinspiringquote

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Was talking to some bi guy on grindr. Talked on the phone a few times, was building rapport. He misgendered me pretty early on. He then thought it would be hot to make me say female body parts while he m-sturb-ted with little regard for our understanding of how insanely dysphoric that made me. I told him the next day I had no desire to be treated like a woman (I was dramatic and said I'd rather literally die than be treated and seen as a woman which is true, especially lately.) He insisted he saw me as a guy but then did not contact me at all after that text. Which to me means he doesn't give a sh--. In my experience so many cis men regardless of sexuality are selfish asf, only think about getting themselves off and couldn't give a sh-- about anything else. He also has a cis girl friend with benefits situationship whatever during this time he was developing a "crush" on me. And she was apparently not ok with it. The dude is still on grindr. With every interaction with bs cis men I see why t4t is such a thing. So many cis people have no clue how dysphoria is and how to not completely set it off.

"In my experience so many cis men regardless of sexuality are selfish asf, only think about getting themselves off and couldn't give a sh-- about anything else." Oh wow, really??? On grindr??

This is the pooner who doesn't want to be treated as a woman. BEWARE

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She also has a list of her fetishes and turnoffs on her profile. Turnoffs include "if femboys look too much like girls"

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I am a (somewhat demi) bisexual top leaning switch and / or bratty power bottom. I hate when people assume they can dominate me because I’m boyish and effeminate.

I like uncut dick pics and gifs of dicks growing from flaccid to hard

And titty drops or pussy spreads

Kinks / fetishes / preferences

• minimal to no pubic or body hair
• Twinks
• Femboys
• Effeminate masculinity
• Transparent clothing
• Skimpy clothing and kawaii style lingerie
• black crop top and wide fish net combo
• succubus / incubus / demon erotic cosplay
• Softcore sexual cosplay
• crop tops on men and women
• titty drops
• jiggling ass revealing the asshole between clapping cheeks
• the sound during sex of slapping hips
• men and women moaning without words, just vocal sounds
• flaccid cocks
• flaccid cocks especially when being penetrated anally
• sagging balls
• big preference for uncut cock
• thick uncut cocks
• slightly purple cock heads
• precum
• male sounding
• cocks bouncing naturally while men or amab people walk
• long elegant fingers and hands
• I think toes are cute sometimes depending on the toes?
• men with belly button rings
• women with belly button rings
• cock and balls between thighs from behind
• foreskin
• Oiled skin (especially breasts, dick and balls, and ass) / oil massage / nuru massage
• Pool sex / jaccuzi sex and porn
• Oiled thin white clothing, especially briefs (where the dick and balls are visible through the wetted cloth but not completely visible
• microkinis
• Tease and denial
• Orgasm denial
• Sensory play
• Light spanking / light flogging as a part of sensory play
• Light watersports (peeing on my thigh or vice versa, letting me hold your dick while you pee, peeing on each other while standing in the bathtub in the sunlight)
• Outdoor sex (in theory in fantasy), exhibitionism, public bathroom sex, being pushed up against windows or sliding doors, women being pressed against windows or sliding doors, women being walked in public while stuffed with sex toys and scantily clad or nude
• Women as cum dumps
• Women being double penetrated / gang b-nged
• Derogatory writing on the body in marker
• Cum dump
• Anal and anal toys (especially in men such as anal beads)
• Anal and vaginal gaping
• Sucking cock / breasts and vulva until someone wakes up
• Submissive men
• Bouncing breasts (especially during sex)
• I’m a tits man over ass (though I do like ass)
• Aesthetic bondage
• thin/ transparent bridal lingerie / bride themed lingerie
• wet in the rain (especially paired with transparent /soaked clothing / lingerie
• Food play especially sweets (chocolate drizzle, eating fruits out of orifices)
• Maid boys and girls, maid lingerie
• Maid boys and girls combined with dessert food play
• nude except for an apron body dripping with sweets
• Hucow men and women and hucows being milked *merman dicks
• Elf slaves / sexy elves
• Concubine aesthetic?
• Tan lines
• Puffy nipples (I especially like large puffy nipples on smaller breasts)
• Red heads
• long haired brunettes
• E girl aesthetic
• women who can lick their own nipples
• nipple play on men and women, swollen nipples
• men who can suck their own cocks, autofellatio
• Horse cock, girls taking horse cock, horse cock and hucow paired aesthetic
• Girls riding massive dildos
• Sibling incest RP (not real unless consensual)
• mommy son incest kink
• black cocks are hot but black men are worth more than their sexual objectification

Stops / dislikes

• Scat
• Vore
• Sadism
• Masochism
• Bloodplay
• Bugs oviwhatever
• not really into chastity cages
• not into sissification, it's misogynistic to me and there's a difference between femboys and sissies to me
• if femboys look too much like girls it can turn me off, short hair / boyish overall aesthetic appeals most to me

Her reddit is pages of this stuff:


Pooner gets confronted by anti-semitic transphobic drag queen "BottomLuvsOrgys"
Don't know whether to cry or laugh at this Grindr interaction (TW: transphobia) by u/scairy


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I’m so tired of being objectified. TW: Sexual themes, body parts, harassment by u/NMEOTHAC

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I downloaded Grindr for a few days. Made some sexy Reddit posts. (That I've since gotten rid of) I chatted with sooo many horny guys. At first it was fun talking to so many people and I liked getting any attention at all. But I realized they all just wanted dirty pics and talk. Some of it was okay and even fun. But I just wanted a friend and everyone would just make everything sexual.
I got mistreated. By a few people. I was disrespected and it was awful because it was so familiar. People didn’t use preferred language for my body parts. Got some misgendering. Everyone assumed I was a bottom and assumed that I liked using toys in my front hole and constantly talked about wetness. Which I fucking hate. Nearly no one cared about what I liked and they just went off satisfying themselves using my image as a fantasy. I got reminded of what my past was like and it sucked. Before I came out as trans I had it pretty similar.
Dealing with this shit as a guy fucking sucks just as much as it did when I presented female but I can’t openly even talk about this in public now.
So here I am again. Alone. Bored. 2nd month of insomnia. Can't sleep. And all I want to do is cuddle. I want to be consistently treated like a person. I'm a little tired of being a sexual object. I just wanna be cared about.

"I downloaded Grindr ... I just wanted a friend and everyone would just make everything sexual."

Guy misgendered me-should I see him again? by u/aldous__fuxley

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Hi I just met a new guy from Grindr who I ordinarily would want to see again, but we had a weird moment and I'm not sure if I should.
I was on my knees kinda rubbing my face on his dick through his pants and he took a hit of poppers and then immediately called me "good girl". I kinda jumped back and he was all sorry and stuff, saying he's high, he didn't think etc. I told him I needed a minute and after a while we started feeling each other up again and he jerked off on my face. (We didn't fuck because someone else I'm seeing had an STI exposure so I was waiting for results.)
A little background: He's my age, cis, and a top. He's bi like me, but he's living in a place he used to share with his ex boyfriend, so I know he isn't closeted or a brand-new bisexual. He told me he usually sleeps with guys that have my body type, but he's never been with a trans guy before. I have a low voice and a short haircut but my face passes less than the rest of me.
What do you guys think happened? I've never misgendered anyone accidentally during sex, so I don't know if it means that deep down he thinks I'm a girl. It's possible that cis bottoms like being called that and he's used to it? I've definitely heard that in porn. I didn't push him for details after he apologized, I just said it made me uncomfortable and I don't want to be called girl things without a lot of prior negotiation.
Should I see him again? He didn't act weird about anything else and I think it could be fun to hook up with him. I'm just afraid that what he said means that he thinks I'm really a woman, and I hate that. It's giving me this shitty biphobic complex like "I wish he was just gay so I could know he wasn't picturing me like a girl".
Is this a red flag or do I need to get over myself?

This is the person who is triggered by being called "good girl". Her reddit posts include lots of pics and discussion of getting ranthrough at gay bathhouses.

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Really Bad Hookup by u/fictionalqueer

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This isn’t something I don’t ever talk about cause I can’t without making it sound like a joke. And its not a joke.
I had a really bad hookup about a year ago. I met up with some guy off Grindr — mistake, I know. And we fucked or whatever and it wasn’t great. And it turned out that the guy had been a virgin and he lied to me about being a virgin.
Then when he called me a “good girl” on his way out the door, I realized he lied to me about being queer too.
He was just a straight guy looking to get laid.
By a woman.
And he jumped all over my profile cause I always put that I’m trans in my dating profiles so I don’t end up murdered on the first date.
It was the single most humiliating and invalidating thing that has ever happened to me since I came out in 2018.

"He was just a straight guy looking to get laid.
By a woman."

Then we have u/unbridledirony...
she was molested by her grandfather

now she is a FTM who lived at a frat house at college and looks for hookups on grindr

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posts about a guy she met with assaulting her

then posts about being raped until she passed out

And soon after she's back on grindr!

 

[Radion_Godiva]

Thought this would be a funny thread but instead it's just depressing seeing men brag about taking advantage of mentally ill girls with self harm scars all over them and lying to them to get sex. Tale as old as time.

Are you jealous you didn't think of it first?