Welp, this is the worst thing I've seen on this website by far, and I have seen some pretty rough shit here. I, too feel the pain that y'all who clicked the spoilered text are feeling. Goddamnit...
Behead this nigga on live TV and feed his carcass to chihuahuas.
Not if you carry out the beheading with an olive fork, as George Carlin recommended.
Drop him in the wild and let people hunt him for sport. Make him run across a rice paddy full of landmines, like the pseudo-Khmer Rouge group did in that one Rambo movie. Put him in a cage full of venomous Aussie spiders and snakes. Make him swim with sharks, stingrays, piranhas, jellyfish, and blue-ringed octopus.
Best thing would be a livefeed on National Television of him being gangbang by 7 little nigger dwarves, with the Mexican cartel chopping his balls and limbs, and everyone clapping.
Tie his wrists and ankles, take his clothes, throw him in with hungry crocodiles and livestream the spectacle. Donate revenue to charities that rescue animals seized by law enforcement from zoophiles to care for the creatures permanently traumatized by sickos.
-Cover him in gravy and lock him in a cell with a wolverine that's high on angel dust.
-Reopen a
Kirkbride-style asylum for the sole purpose of bringing him in and carrying out "let's-open-the-skull-and-see-what-happens-when-we-pull-on-this" human experimentation.
-Slowly feed him feet first into a Muffin Monster from JWC Environmental.
-Gradually remove his limbs piecemeal with bolt cutters. Start with the fingers, then the hands, then the arm (up to the elbow), then up to the shoulder, etc. Repeat this process with the feet/legs. Cauterize the stumps with a blowtorch as a prolonging measure. Then, once he's a limbless human surfboard, make him become the pocket bussy of an AIDS-infected San Quentin prison nigger named Jamal.
-Lower him into a vat of boiling oil.
-Reincarnate Josef Mengele, give him back his tools, and tell him that Adam is a gay jew.
-Do a good ol' stake burning.
-Shove a glass beaker into his dickhole and stomp it. Laugh as he bleeds out.
-Insert bullet ants into his rectal passage.
-Release Armin Meiwes from prison in Germany and tell him
bon appétit.
-Put him in the custody of interrogators from al-Qaeda. Those guys are simple minded, opting for holding clothing irons to the skin, eye removal, etc.
-Send him to China's best practitioners of chakra torture.
Realistically though, if I was his cellmate, I'd force-feed him broken glass and do the mulberry bush dance around him while he chokes to death on his own blood. Fuck, this got me MATI.
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