🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.0%
  • lol no

    Votes: 345 93.0%

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    371
I'm glad to see that after his tragic personal setbacks, he has found his way back to his roots as a serious journalist. Here with an exclusive, sensational report about PPP's feet.
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SHOW FEET Ralph. He has sunk to the absolute bottom of the sewer now. Can he finally get to his very public self-destruction? This fat gunted pig is BORING now.
 
I'm glad to see that after his tragic personal setbacks, he has found his way back to his roots as a serious journalist. Here with an exclusive, sensational report about PPP's feet.
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So, Ralph's big scoop, his big plan to ruin PPP, a man, mind you, that has willingly and intentionally posted photos of his disgusting, fat, naked body, asshole, and unwashed scrotum, is to release DMs about feet?

Yeah man, alright. We'll see how this goes.
 
Make a living as a streamer for 10+ years. Still to retarded to fix tech issues. Screenshot_20230924_203835_X.jpg
 
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I mean Ralph has IRL relationships with less than 8 people in the last five years, but if he wants to call Faith /Fawn, Matt/Mark, May/Kay, Harry/Larry, and Nick/Pedro, no biggie.

A friendless shut-in writing a biography where all his “social interactions” take place staring at a screen in his mom’s house or at 3 events he held in his own honor is going to be pretty funny.
 
Just write the fucking thing Ralph, use AI if you have to.
Writing a roman à clef implies actually having a life. This fat fag lived in a shithole all his life. He's barely been outdoors, and it seems every other time he goes outdoors, it's either to eat a torta or get his face smashed in by a tranny whore.
 
I mean Ralph has IRL relationships with less than 8 people in the last five years, but if he wants to call Faith /Fawn, Matt/Mark, May/Kay, Harry/Larry, and Nick/Pedro, no biggie.

A friendless shut-in writing a biography where all his “social interactions” take place staring at a screen in his mom’s house or at 3 events he held in his own honor is going to be pretty funny.
I wouldn't read it, but I would listen to Josh read it in his ralph voice.
 
What aliases would he use for the aylawgs? He’s already got Johm Potter for Jersh, any kiwibros he’s specifically mentioned? It feels weird that he’s going to use his own threads to refresh his memory on his piggery. You’re welcome Ralph. Maybe dedicate the book to the KF, his only true, faithful audience.
 
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