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SENATE FASHION FOLLIES​

Cartoon published 09/25/2023

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer created an uproar recently when he announced senators could wear whatever they liked while on the Senate floor.

Many balked at the idea and derided it. Senator Susan Collins jokingly threatened to show up in the Senate wearing a bikini. Senator Rand Paul actually appeared wearing a red bathrobe to protest Schumer’s shabby announcement. We presume Senator Elizabeth Warren will show up in some sort of Pocahontas garb, since she has claimed many times to be a Native American, DNA tests be damned.


The reason for Schumer’s decision was, of course, to allow the oversized slob of a Democrat Senator named John Fetterman to show up in the Senate’s hallowed halls wearing hoodies, casual shirts, and even shorts. Fetterman apparently wants to wear whatever is comfortable for him—decorum be damned. He thinks he’s more important than the Senate.



His behavior is symbolic of America’s decline. Institutions are no longer respected — and many no longer deserve respect. Still, if one is going to be a Senator, one would think they would dress appropriately to honor the position to which they were elected. Representing America and their constituencies demand it.


There is no excuse for Fetterman not to wear a suit. The Senate should not revolve around the warped desires of such a disabled and incompetent man. He should wear clothing to show his respect the Senate, it’s history, and our Republic. Schumer should have given Fetterman a dressing down for not dressing up.


As a side note, Zelensky should never again be allowed to show up in front of Congress wearing a lousy t shirt. He received thunderous applause. It was a disgrace.

— Ben Garrison
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Ben said:
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer created an uproar recently when he announced senators could wear whatever they liked while on the Senate floor.
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Ben's right. This is a farce and a disgrace. How are we supposed to have any respect for the process with these poorly dressed fuckups with no sense of decorum whatsoever in the half of our bicameral system that was previously, whatever else was wrong with it, at least known for decorum?

Fuck Schumer. He can climb a wall of dicks.
 
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Gunter Hatherer said:
Whether the US Senate has a dress code is interesting only in a sociological sense.
Same as whether the mafia has a dress code.

The dignity of the institution? :lit:
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Call me an old-fashioned faggot. But Catholic Masses should be in Latin. Judges should still wear wigs. The Senate should not be infested by faggots who dress like NEETs in a goddamn basement. Have some fucking dignity you goddamn clowns.
 
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“SOLD! TO THE ASIAN MAN IN THE NICE SUIT!”​

Cartoon published 09/27/2023

As a long time-Senator, Joe Biden was allowed to scoop up kickbacks as long as it didn’t interfere with the interests of his masters—the globalist central bankers and Delaware credit card companies. As long he carried out their bidding in the Senate, Joe was relatively safe to pursue his ‘side hustles.’

“Lunch bucket Joe” always pretended to care about the middle class (while crushing them). What Joe really wanted was money—and plenty of it. He also wanted to rub shoulders with the east coast elites and go to their parties. Joe’s ‘I’m a regular guy’ schtick was just a cover for his real motive: Doing whatever it took to gain fame and easy money.


Joe has always been a con artist and grifter, but the media (also controlled by those same bankers) did not allow investigative journalists to plumb the Biden cesspool too deeply.

Now that dynamic has changed. As our installed president, the heat has been turned up on the increasingly unpopular Joe. James Comer has found a lot of credible evidence that Joe has been auctioning off his country. That’s right, he’s been taking bribes—even from our enemies such as communist China. Comer uncovered more evidence that proved Joe was lying when he said his family never received any money from China. We now know a Chinese communist national wired a $250,000 bribe directly to Joe Biden’s home, where Hunter had been staying. Hunter got the money and Joe got his cut. Maybe that’s why Joe let that Chinese spy balloon fly over our country and did nothing.


To counter the scandal, Democrat media are using Senator Bob Menendez’s own pay-for-play corruption as a distraction. Menendez and his wife accepted $400,000 worth of gold bars in exchange for his influence, but that story cannot eclipse the magnitude of Joe’s traitorous acts. That’s why the leftist media ridicule and dismisses the Biden scandal as Republican-invented ‘drama.’

The bank records don’t lie, but it’s unlikely Biden will see justice.

That’s because our country is already been sold out to the highest bidder.

We must take our Republic back or we will not have a country.

— Ben Garrison
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Man has ripped off the Jeb! meme. I do like the message it's conveying.


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CNN RATINGS HIT ALL TIME LOW​

Cartoon published 09/29/2023

The left-leaning news channel, CNN, recently hit an all-time low among the 24-54 age group.

That’s the demographic most favored by advertisers, but CNN’s weekend political shows racked up a mere 55,000 viewers. There are many political commentators on the Internet who are currently receiving more views. “Salty Cracker,” for instance, attracts up to six times more viewers than CNN. That said, the big advertisers want nothing to do with truth-tellers such as Salty Cracker. CNN has globalist corporations who support the content CNN puts out. Average Americans don’t want to hear it, but the globalists want them to. When will those advertisers get tired of losing money? Probably never. The Federal Reserve and Black Rock support those who push the WEF’s ‘woke’ agenda—and they own a money printing press to back it up.

The globalist cabal will be forced to widen their censorship against those on social media who are doing real journalism—the work that CNN will not do. People desire to hear the truth, though…so such censorship will most likely be met with outrage. CNN has way too much competition now, thanks to the Internet. If the Internet plug is pulled, perhaps we’ll go back to mailing out newsletters and such. The American Revolution lacked TV, radio, and the Internet. They communicated by mail and we have to, we can do that again.

The truth will prevail.

I don’t expect CNN to change. They will continue to lie and support Biden—a child molesting traitor who is bent on destroying America and especially its middle class. I recently heard one of CNN’s paid flunkies refer to Hunter in sympathetic terms. He said Hunter’s behavior was ’sloppy,’ but there was nothing illegal going on. He said the charges made by many Republicans were being made for drama purposes only and they had zero evidence to back up their charges. He said the baseless allegations have long been disproven. That isn’t journalism, it’s covering up real crimes committed by the Biden family. No wonder people won’t watch CNN. We’ve all had enough of their obvious propaganda.

At the rate of their decline, CNN may end up attracting only a handful of viewers.

Anderson Cooper could end up talking to himself.

CNN: The least trusted name in news.

— Ben Garrison
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Rip off old memes like newspaper clippings, Ben.
 
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“THE DISRUPTERS” FIRE ALARMS ARE NOT DOOR OPENERS, BOWMAN​

Cartoon published 10/02/2023

Democrats were trying to delay a key vote that concerned the funding of the government, so their fellow Democrat and representative Jamaal Bowman came to the rescue and pulled a fire alarm.
He claimed it was merely a bonehead mistake. (This coming from a former high school principal who should be quite familiar with fire alarms).
The New York Democrat said he pulled it by accident, thinking it might open up a door. His fellow Democrat apparatchiks naturally believed his story. Oh no, he shouldn’t be punished for illegally disrupting a vote on the floor of Congress—that’s ridiculous! But the J6 protesters were thrown in dungeons for far less. Many received harsh sentences—some as long as 22 years for protesting a stolen election. Bowman on the other hand will probably end up getting rewarded.


Bowman is part of the D.C. Swamp and that makes him immune from censure. It’s another blatant example of our corrupt system of justice. The Democrats can do no wrong, but Trump supporters are painted as insurrectionists and criminals who belong in gulags. If a MAGA Republican had thrown that fire alarm, you can bet he’d be facing charges.



Bowman is a Bolshevik disrupter—one of many. He’s a small scale example. A large scale example is George Soros. He has thrown millions of dollars around to get his ilk elected as DAs in order to punish Trump while letting criminals go free. The result are crime-ridden cities and chaos—just what Soros wants. Once America is destroyed, socialism will reign and Soros hopes he (or his son) will be part of the ‘ruling elite’ who control the populace.



Another example is World Economic Forum leader Klaus Schwab, who makes no bones about wanting to be the globalist dictator. He claims to control a great many politicians in our country (mostly Democrats) and they all do his bidding. In Canada he controls Trudeau. In America it’s Biden. His ‘great reset’ agenda is being executed by such leaders. You never voted for Schwab? Too bad, he has stolen your vote. You have no say. Do as your told! Eat ze bugs!


Another unelected tinhorn dictator is Mark Zuckerberg who threw hundreds of millions of dollars at key precincts to control the result of the 2020 presidential election. He got to swing the election to Biden by means of drop boxes, mail-in fraud, and hacked voting machines. He was able to buy and ‘reset’ the results.

I’m officially ringing the alarm bell and warning everyone about what we are dealing with here—and I make no apologies.

— Ben Garrison
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XYZpdq Jr. said:
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I think Tina ghosted most of that and Ben just did the faces
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There was 509 ways to make this funny and or thoughtful. Ben ball dropped.

This should be the kinda shit that is unparty related. Even a tit for tat "hey well let you cry about j6 fire this dude"

There's so much bull shit a guy commits a serious crime putting first responders at risk and Ben who still simps for half the GOP and trump don't do anything. I hate boomers so much at best we got a "what if it was the GOP who did that".

Then he adds on his tin foil hat shit. Even if you're into that... it's a dumb Segway just dunk on the vote rigging nigger it's not hard.

Hell I'll give Ben one now. Trump is in another panel and "mistakenly" powers on hunters lap top.

Fuck I'll draw some stick men and open a pateron..
 
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I miss /pol/ edits of his work. Nowdays, the board is too dead to do anything with his work, and even if they tried the art is so shit that it would be a hassle to get anything interesting out of it.
 
Now that Ben is dying, I think Tina will eventually ghost-draw most of his cartoons. The quality that was already declining is going to have a nosedive.
 
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Now that Ben is dying, I think Tina will eventually ghost-draw most of his cartoons. The quality that was already declining is going to have a nosedive.
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What kind of brain cancer does he have? If it's glioblastoma multiforme or something he's probably utterly fucked but there are less aggressive cancers too that most people survive for at least five years.
 
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FOLLOW THE MONEY​

Cartoon published 10/08/2023

“God willing, the cancer of the usurper Zionist regime will be eradicated at the hands of the Palestinian people and the Resistance forces throughout the region,”

— Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

This is what Israel must deal with—a country run by medieval religious zealots who want them wiped off the face of the Earth. Thanks to bonehead Democrats and traitors such as Biden and Obama, the possibility of war with Iran has increased.

Update: Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu ordered a call-up of reservists and said “we are at war.”

The Iranian-backed Hamas conducted a surprise attack with sophisticated equipment. Biden and Obama made sure Iran was paid billions of dollars, which most likely was spent on weapons of war. First Obama paid ransom to the tune of $400 million to Iran, then he illegally sent another $1.7 billion in cash to the Mullahs running the show there—and he faced no consequences for his actions. (Democrats can do as they please). Now Biden wants to send even more money to Iran. They will use that to help fund proxy wars using their terrorist surrogates such as Hezbollah and Hamas. Perhaps the Biden administration wants to appease Iran and keep them from developing nuclear weapons.



The attack helped Iran in another way: The mullahs wanted to stop the ‘Abraham Accords Declaration,” which would help normalize relations between Saudi Arabia and Israel. It appears that deal is off for now.


The attack on Israel is nothing new. The Palestinians train their children to hate Israel. They practice killing Jews in their classrooms. The cycle of hate does not get broken, so the terrorist attacks continue decade after decade. The Hamas ‘soldiers’ demonstrated the ingrained hatred by kidnapping Israeli women and children. They are probably being tortured as I write this. Iran commended the brutality. Their state media claimed the Palestinian people are acting in self defense.

This is a problem that won’t be solved any time soon. Various factions have been fighting over that land since history has been recorded. The fighting will go on no matter what. It’s unlikely that Israel will totally obliterate the Palestinians. The leftist media will angrily denounce Israel’s counterattack because children and civilians will be killed. Israel must play by rules, whereas Hamas are free to be as brutal and inhuman as they please. (They regularly uses children as human shields). Politicians throughout the western world will urge Israel to cool it—and they will.

Then the attacks will begin all over again.

— Ben Garrison
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IT’S TIME FOR HILLARY TO DISAPPEAR​

Cartoon published 10/11/2023

Becoming the first woman president has been Hillary’s life-long dream. She was almost elected in 2016, but the country dodged a bullet.

The glass ceiling broke her. She was defeated by Trump, a man who had not previously held political office. Hillary pitched a fit and threw a very expensive bottle of champaign into a gigantic and very expensive TV screen. Hillary would not lose gracefully. She would not accept the results and became an ‘election denier.’ (She later attacked election deniers when Biden stole the election). She spent millions of dollars on the lying Steele Dossier and then taxpayers were forced to cough up about $40 million to disprove her traitorous ‘Russia Russia Russia! lies.



There’s no way around it. Hillary Clinton is a despicable human being. Her mentor was the far-left radical and anti-America Saul Alinsky, who advised his comrades to pull any dirty trick to obtain power. Hillary did just that.


I fully expected Hillary to run again in 2020. I halfway expected her to run again in 2024. Perhaps she didn’t because she has finally realized how nearly everyone despises her. The only way she could win is if she could somehow remove all of her bad traits. That got me to thinking—she has no good traits! She personifies evil and if one removed all of her negative traits, she would simply disappear.

Hillary continues to give interviews and keep in the news in order to somehow stay relevant. Before the attack on Israel, Hillary made headlines when she called for Trump’s supporters to be locked up and deprogrammed. Hillary wants to get even with nearly half of the population. The Hildebeast needs to go away and relish her mansions and vast fortune derived from her pay-per-play corruption. The Clinton Foundation amassed a fantastic amount of riches and almost none of it went to charity. Remember how they promised to help the Haitian earthquake? Millions of dollars rolled into the Clinton coffers and nothing went to the Haitians. Remember when she stole items from the White House? That’s Hillary. She has been rotten from the get-go. Remember when a young Hillary got fired for lying during the Watergate hearings? Yet the grifter Clintons still expect to be honored and praised.

And now Hillary has reached a new level of rottenness. Stalin like, she wants Trump supports rounded up (by the Democrat-owned FBI?) and sent to gulags for ‘reprogramming.’

It’s time for Hillary to vanish into the dustbin of history before she can do more damage.

— Ben Garrison
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THE DOME OF WAR​

Cartoon published 10/14/2023

Israel has a defense system known as the ‘Iron Dome,’ which fires missiles to destroy incoming rockets. About 90 percent effective, it doesn’t deter terrorist groups from firing such rockets. Israel’s dome can’t compete with the ‘Dome of War.’ We’re seeing it in action right now. Here are some things that cannot penetrate that dome:

FREE SPEECH:

Trump recently commented that Hezbollah was ‘very smart.’ Outrage instantly rained down from the corporate media as well as politicians on both sides of the aisle as the media took it out of content. Trump was not trying to compliment the leaders of Hezbollah—he was merely saying something that is true. He also said President Xi was smart. It’s acknowledging reality, but the Dome of War tends to discourage an alignment with reality.

Similarly, many at the US far-left universities are anti-Semitic. They actually praised Hamas and defended Palestine. They were met with similar outrage and many students who dared to voice their support of Palestine were threatened. The powers that be wanted to make sure such students never receive employment once they graduated. This is anti-free speech measure. I’ve said a lot of stupid things in college that I regret, and I know what it feels like to be threatened because I used my free speech. Some on the left told me they’d make sure I got fired. It was disturbing, but I was self-employed. Still, I lost a lot of commercial work due to their reaction to my cartoons. The ability to make a living should not depend on having politically correct opinions.

We must remain free to discuss what’s going on in Israel. It doesn’t mean we support ’the terrorists.’ We should be able to question why Israel failed to detect the massive attack. Apparently Egypt warned them. Our own intelligence operations should have known, but I guess they’re too busy spying on Trump-supporting Americans.



LESSONS OF HISTORY:

Hamas and their Palestinian supporters don’t ever seem to learn their lesson. Their goal is to drive all Jews out of the territory and into the sea. They do not recognize Israel—instead they claim the Jews are ‘occupiers’ who need to be eliminated completely from Palestine. Anyone who knows a bit of history has learned that Jews have always lived there—they’ve certainly been there a lot longer than Islam has existed. The Jews could rightly claim that Israel existed long before anyone heard of Palestine—and if anyone needs to be driven to the sea it’s the Muslims. Israel won’t do that because they are far more civilized than Hamas.

If one could go back in time and warn the Romans not to fall into the trap at Cannae, I doubt they would still go ahead and allow Hannibal’s forces to destroy 50,000 of their men. If someone warned Hamas not to keep making the same mistake of attacking Israel, they would ignore it and keep doing that very same thing—even though it means the death of thousands of Palestinians! Palestinian terrorists are so brainwashed by hate that they can’t learn the lessons of their own history. Herodotus would be wincing.

LOGIC AND REASON:

After the monstrous attack on Israeli civilians—including children, the corporate media did not care much about honest reporting. They cared about beating the war drums as loudly as they could. Mark Levin’s already high voice reached an even higher pitch. He could have exploded a wine glass. Loudmouth Sean Hannity and his tough-talking sidekick and chicken hawk, Lindsey Graham, all demanded more US aid to Israel—both in the form of billions of US tax dollars as well as munitions. Something is not logical with this, though—but similar to suppressing free speech, one is not supposed to apply logic to the situation—only the emotion of anger, which everyone knows can be leveraged to further the goals of the powerful. (Think of 9-11).



America is already sending Israel $3 billion annually and it was actually codified into law. They are a prosperous, industrious, and smart nation, but apparently they need constant help from the US. They should be able to take care of themselves, but the war means we must send them even more. Israel is NOT our 51st state, even though many US politicians hold dual citizenship. (Maybe the US is Israel’s subsidiary.) What beggars logic is the Biden administration has also sent Hamas many millions of dollars in ‘aid.’ Biden’s disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan meant Hamas got US weapons from the Taliban! Even worse, it is said that Ukraine has sold arms they received from US to Hamas. To make matters still worse, Biden has sent Iran many billions of dollars! Funding both sides of the war is not logical.

Do not dare employ logic and reason, though—you need only to stay mad! What Hamas did was abhorrent. End of story. Don’t look deeper—just do as your told! The war mongers want to leverage what happened and get us into a war against Iran. Israel wants that war too, but they need US help. A nuclear-armed Iran is too much of a threat to them. It can be argued that this may be why the far-right Netanyahu ‘allowed’ the attack by Hamas.


PEACE:

The Dome of War repels the desire for peace. Any Palestinian that proposed peace will most likely be assassinated. Don’t you dare talk about peace! Jihad!
There can be no peace with people who have been so thoroughly brainwashed to hate Israel. To be sure, the Palestinians will soon be crying for another ceasefire to buy them time. They will portray themselves as victims. Critics will urge that Israel ‘go easy’ on Palestinian civilians while Hamas terrorists shield themselves by hiding in schools and hospitals. (They would use their own children as human shields if they could). The terrorists possess neither honor nor dignity. Only hate. Peace stands little chance with such people.


NEGOTIATION:

This doesn’t mean Palestine won’t negotiate to buy time. In the year 2000, it looked like Clinton would make a landmark achievement by hammering out a peace deal between Israel and the leader of the Palestinians, Yasser Arafat. I followed the developments and it struck me that Israel was doing its best to settle a deal that favored Palestine. Peace seemed to be at hand. But no, Arafat changed his mind! He wanted ALL the Jews out of the region. I remember hearing him barking, “Jihad, Jihad, Jihad!” Arafat bought time for the terrorists to regroup and attack again.

EMPATHY:

The War Dome prevents empathy and understanding between the combatants. Both sides paint their enemies as inhuman monsters. It happened in the US when nuclear bombs were dropped on innocent men, women, and children in Japan. If there’s one thing that’s especially not allowed within the Dome of War, it’s empathy. Love is not allowed, only war.


THE LAW:

International Humanitarian Law supposedly regulates conduct during armed conflict. The Geneva Convention established these laws and Israel is expected to follow them. Hamas, of course, does not. They are murderers who have no problem attacking Israeli schools or killing Jewish babies. Israel has every right to destroy Hamas, but that means destroying a great many so-called ‘innocent’ Palestinians as well. We are already hearing how Israel’s strikes should be ‘proportional.’ This is music to Palestinian ears. It means that they will be allowed to recover, regroup, and strike Israel again and again.

All of this only underscores our Founding Father’s very sound advice: Avoid foreign entanglements.


THE LAW:

International Humanitarian Law supposedly regulates conduct during armed conflict. The Geneva Convention established these laws and Israel is expected to follow them. Hamas, of course, does not. They are murderers who have no problem attacking Israeli schools or killing Jewish babies. Israel has every right to destroy Hamas, but that means destroying a great many so-called ‘innocent’ Palestinians as well. We are already hearing how Israel’s strikes should be ‘proportional.’ This is music to Palestinian ears. It means that they will be allowed to recover, regroup, and strike Israel again and again.

All of this only underscores our Founding Father’s very sound advice: Avoid foreign entanglements.
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