Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Freya]

Despite being 50% of the population, men mysteriously fall on every object ass first.

she said that too. they all really use "i slipped and fell"

 

[fake farts]

i excuse fictional men from doing horrible shit if they're hot. irl men get the rope.
if you've been on this thread long enough you know exactly who I'm talking about.

It depends for me. If its a bit of the old mass genocide, that's fun. If a fictional moid rapes a Woman, he deserves the rope.

 

[Kept Ya Waiting Huh]

she said that too. they all really use "i slipped and fell"

My favorite excuse was "the Albanians did it"

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

taking it too far

This person has no idea how much fun it is to throw socks at unsuspecting cats.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Can we talk about how modern men don't know how to dance? Moids nowadays don't even know how to dance a basic foxtrott or walz and are still trying to call themselves men??? Is a man who can't twirl you around on the dancefloor even a man? I think not.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Firsthand seeing old men hit on my female coworkers (some underage I'm pretty sure) awakens a new disgust in me that I didn't know was even possible,

 

[Xenomorph]

Women need to stop being cunts to one another especially over MEN.

 

[Varsha Nagini]

Ladies, what's the ideal/safe way to turn down free drinks or food from scrotes that doesn't cause a fight? I was pondering this incident that made me think.
I've witnessed this go poorly before where the bartender is put in the awkward position of rejecting the advance for you or they just leave the thing on your table while the scrote just staaaaares to see if it's drank. The lady I saw do this was part of our all girls pub crawl for a hen party some years back, but she was very much married and just paid for the exact same drink in return for the guy and said politely that she could pay for her own and that she's married but to have a nice night and he chimped out at her for being ungrateful and was raising his voice aggressively until a guy at a different table told him to settle down.
Is there a safer way she could have done this?

 

[LimeRikki]

Can we talk about how modern men don't know how to dance? Moids nowadays don't even know how to dance a basic foxtrott or walz and are still trying to call themselves men??? Is a man who can't twirl you around on the dancefloor even a man? I think not.

Even birds know they gotta do a little dancing when courting a gal.

Why dancing is a green flag:

Non porn hobby that requires face to face social skills

Requires consistent attentiveness one's partner

Means he's not totally sedintary

Requires patience, practice, and the willingness to learn from others

Your hobbies speak volumes, lads.

 

[Eternal Struggler]

Moid here, great and educational thread.

Wanted to ask (dunno if this was asked before, huge fucking thread): in what situations would you women not mind a complete stranger moid start talking to you? Any red flags that throw you off immediately.

Thanks.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Moid here, great and educational thread.

Wanted to ask (dunno if this was asked before, huge fucking thread): in what situations would you women not mind a complete stranger moid start talking to you? Any red flags that throw you off immediately.

Thanks.

I never want a complete stranger to start talking to me. That pick-up artist crap sucks, please don't bother random women going about their day. The best way to meet women is through a hobby or at university. If you're already out of university and haven't found your partner then it's probably over for you and a random woman just trying to do her groceries isn't gonna want to be your girlfriend either.

On another note, isn't it funny how the A&H crowd call me a tranny for making fun of them but at the same time simp for any tranime avatar who posts about hating roasties all day (very feminine behavior) as if that's a real and honest woman who just loves to post about women raping little boys and fucking dogs all day and not a tranny desperate for some validation from men. Can't think of a single radfem troon, but I do know a lot who are deeply misogynistic/pol/cels. In fact that's the majority since thinking men can be women is nothing if not misogyny. Men are so retarded it's actually unreal.

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Moid here, great and educational thread.

Wanted to ask (dunno if this was asked before, huge fucking thread): in what situations would you women not mind a complete stranger moid start talking to you? Any red flags that throw you off immediately.

Thanks.

never. Unless you’re buff, rich, and 6’2.

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

My favorite excuse was "the Albanians did it"

They made a poem mourning the bottle up his ass. This guy (some politician) called it another Jasenovac. This shit was the talk of multiple countries.


All because one man wanted his prostate tickled and thought a bottle was a sex toy.This is gayness of epic proportions. Thanks for showing me this article, it's amazing.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

If you're already out of university and haven't found your partner then it's probably over for you

This is the sort of statement that causes the zoomer /pol/tards to have meltdowns, there by proving the point.

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

Moid here, great and educational thread.

Wanted to ask (dunno if this was asked before, huge fucking thread): in what situations would you women not mind a complete stranger moid start talking to you? Any red flags that throw you off immediately.

Thanks.

I think it's acceptable to approach women if you're out in a mixed social setting (bar, house party, nightclub etc.) but be prepared to immediately back off if she doesn't return your energy, or if she says she has a boyfriend etc. and for the love of god, don't get angry or give her a hard time. Just keep it moving. With online dating, I also expect men to send the first message.

Never approach women in situations where you're alone together and/or she has no immediate means of escape (public transit, elevators, etc. it just comes across as threatening) OR when she seems busy, like she's running errands, listening to music or reading a book.

Immediate red flags include pushiness, lingering stares, inability to read my body language or pick up on tone of voice/social cues, bad hygiene, invading my personal space, rambling & not asking me anything about myself, and being in a group of only males.

 

[Lidl Drip]

This is the sort of statement that causes the zoomer /pol/tards to have meltdowns, there by proving the point.

Men can't take a joke, smh.

 

[Freya]

Men can't take a joke, smh.

Every other A&N thread is an article about a random woman that cured her social anxiety by learning how to make pizza. And the replies are all like tHaT wHoRe NeEdS tO diEeeEeeEe

 

[Kept Ya Waiting Huh]

This is the sort of statement that causes the zoomer /pol/tards to have meltdowns, there by proving the point.

"It's le harder to meet le people after uni???????"

 

[Eternal Struggler]

This is the sort of statement that causes the zoomer /pol/tards to have meltdowns, there by proving the point.

Can confirm I already bought rope and wrote my suicide letter; I blame women and no one else for my death.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Every other A&N thread is an article about a random woman that cured her social anxiety by learning how to make pizza. And the replies are all like tHaT wHoRe NeEdS tO diEeeEeeEe

I've never been so convinced that the NPC meme is real as when looking at A&H to see the same 5 replies about women being whores who need to get back in the kitchen on every single thread. If you ever talked to an incel you have basically talked to them all because they all say exactly the same things on repeat over and over again like they are literally NPC's with only a couple of dialog options programmed into them.

"Oh boy another article written by a woman, I wonder if anyone has gone in to reply that women are stupid yet."



I wouldn't even mind talking to someone with opposing views to me if they could carry an actual conversation and didn't just all say the same things.