Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
I always got a skeevy feeling about drexel, I feel like some truly dark shit is going to come out about it
Drexel came across as sketchy from day one. Nick finding Drexel's behaviour amusing and maintaining a friendship with him after having a family never made sense back then but it makes sense now.
 
Drexel came across as sketchy from day one. Nick finding Drexel's behaviour amusing and maintaining a friendship with him after having a family never made sense back then but it makes sense now.
i remember a stream where nick said one of his hopes was to help amend drexel's degeneracy with his own christianity. that did not happen and we see nick's degeneracy come out.

was nick always a fraud or did nick get corrupted by drexel? i vote fraud.
 
was nick always a fraud or did nick get corrupted by drexel?
Fraud. He used to always claim he had no knowledge of any Jewish ancestry and was just polish and then one day in the last year or so he talked about his orthodox jew relatives. He is the antithesis of a Christian, a stereotypical jew, and always has been. He can't fight that DNA.
 
i remember a stream where nick said one of his hopes was to help amend drexel's degeneracy with his own christianity. that did not happen and we see nick's degeneracy come out.

was nick always a fraud or did nick get corrupted by drexel? i vote fraud.
Ink turns parchment black, but the parchment can not turn the ink white. No piece of shit was ever inspired by the virtues of others.

He has the mind of a predator and sees a degree of decency as something to mock, destroy, exploit, or turn. Drexel Laquanimus Trammel was never going to be open to putting a cap on his bestial desires.
 
Does any one know how those photos of hedo got out?

Why would anyone think that would be a good idea?

If nick and his wife wanted to be spicy just have a stream where she comes in and he humps her leg because he loves her etc
He posted them himself plus streamed from the hotel room. Posed on the sign they have front and center in their marketing just cropped out the text.

His sheer fucking hubris got him, I imagine he'd never think anybody could outsmart the great Balldoman. Ultimately nobody knows why he's the way he is but probably drugs and alcohol.
 

Stream Highlights Sept. 26: Trump Guns and Gag Orders, Gosar's "Homophobic" Rant, "Insurrectionist" Opinions and more! Rumble here.​

Grade C+: Nick was bored covering Trump. Audience was bored with him covering Trump. Nick was high-energy and focused, despite this. Claimed to be drunk but didn't exhibit it much.

"Do they [Gosner] think only gays do sodomy?" - Nick Rekieta

Admin & Personal
- "I was indisposed today" re not covering Taylor Schabusiness sentancing
- Sniped Joe's stream bc Branca was on spewing misogyny, Nick gave a $50 superchat. Branca replied that he would fuck Nick whenever he wants.
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- Claimed narcolepsy (again) to explain his many yawns
- Using SmartNews app to get sources for his show. (Tbf, he's been using decent sourcing for content... All it took was a damned news app.)
- Dementia "took 3 of my grandparents" (Those tracking Nick's health issues, take note.)
- LOCALS promo begins today - 1 month free (I assume new users only; he didn't specify.)
- Told story that he had a meeting with the head of LOCALS (Assaf Lev, says Google) who is Jewish. Nick's LOCALS chat was opened in which multiple Nazi posts were shown; Lev was visably horrified but did not censor.
- During pee break Nick ran into his 8 yo who was sleepwalking
- Told story of being at his kid's soccer game. A kid approached him and said there was a "pants-ing" incident. Kid implied Nick's kid was pants-ed. Nick thought it was silly bc no one has fun anymore. It's just what kids do. Kids bully but there's no real damage with pants-ing.

James O"Keefe - Vid of him being served papers from Mark Rendazza.
- O'Keefe mentions Jay Wolman in that vid - a lawyer working for Rendazza who is also working on Quest v Rekieta. Nick told story of calling Wolman a faggot on Twitter at one point.
- Hasn't spoken to Rendazza about why he's suing O'Keefe. "I am kind of troubled and perplexed by it"

Trump shops for guns in SC covering this article and this article.
- Nick's theory: Trump may be trying to create a test case bc being under indictment for non-violent crimes should not prevent someone from buying a gun.
- Nick thinks Trump's being an idiot either way, 44 felony indictments, after all.
- Laughed at the proposal that Trump was race baiting by choosing the gun store in which a racist mass shooter purchased a gun and killed three Blacks.
- Defended Boogaloo Boys

Trump's gag order issues covering this article.
- Every gag order is an attempt to limit Constitutional rights (that's all he needed to say but dragged it out for 15 min)

Rep Gosnar's homophobic "rant" covering this article. and the rant itself. It was boring, not particularly homophobic but Nick hadn't read anything prior.

Nate Diaz charges dropped - Diaz had a street fight and put a man in a choke hold; I can't readily find the video that nick showed.

Insurrectionists covering this article. (For those who care about the 14th Amendment argument, worth a read)
- "You have a right to be wrong in the United States."
- Nick disagreed with the law professor writer; repeated that if the insurrectionists honestly believed the election was fraud, they are not insurrectionists by law.

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Does any one know how those photos of hedo got out?
Yeah, Nick released them himself.

Why would anyone think that would be a good idea?
The working theory is that Nick individually doesn't care if people know he went to Hedonism II. The reason he's skittish about the whole thing and denying he went is that he wasn't supposed to generate an evidence trail and Kayla is furious. When he let slip that he was going, he said words to the effect of "but I'm not supposed to talk about that."

It's kinda the same thing with his drunken horny rant about Mandy. It's believed our wife put her foot down on that and wanted it scrubbed from the Internet.
 
Yeah, Nick released them himself.


The working theory is that Nick individually doesn't care if people know he went to Hedonism II. The reason he's skittish about the whole thing and denying he went is that he wasn't supposed to generate an evidence trail and Kayla is furious. When he let slip that he was going, he said words to the effect of "but I'm not supposed to talk about that."

It's kinda the same thing with his drunken horny rant about Mandy. It's believed our wife put her foot down on that and wanted it scrubbed from the Internet.
How does someone BE Mandy, and continue on in the same community?

Is the feather in her cap really more weighty than the shame of being the object of attention of a creepy balldo salesman?
 
How does someone BE Mandy, and continue on in the same community?

Is the feather in her cap really more weighty than the shame of being the object of attention of a creepy balldo salesman?
Not just him, but also his Locals. They lust after her semi-regularly. Quite a few mentions in the logs about her "epic tits."

The most fascinating thing to me about her is how she's always claiming that she's hanging with "the Kiwis," and how this site has been wiped from the Internet. It's weird. She's weird.
 
Dementia "took 3 of my grandparents" (Those tracking Nick's health issues, take note.)

A general rule of inherited diseases and family history is that the later the age of onset in your relatives, the less relevant to you personally.

"Dementia" isn't really a true diagnosis, it's more of a layman's term and a synonym for Alzheimer's.

Outside of early-onset Alzheimer's, there's really no familial pattern to the disease. It's more just a function of living too long.

If anything, the fact that 75% of his grandparents lived long enough to die from it suggests he has above average genetic stock.
 
Not just him, but also his Locals. They lust after her semi-regularly. Quite a few mentions in the logs about her "epic tits."

The most fascinating thing to me about her is how she's always claiming that she's hanging with "the Kiwis," and how this site has been wiped from the Internet. It's weird. She's weird.
Still Life be like “Kill Mandy. Behead Mandy. Roundhouse kick Mandy into the concrete. Rape Mandy. Masturbate while being mad about Mandy.”
 
He posted them himself plus streamed from the hotel room. Posed on the sign they have front and center in their marketing just cropped out the text.

His sheer fucking hubris got him, I imagine he'd never think anybody could outsmart the great Balldoman. Ultimately nobody knows why he's the way he is but probably drugs and alcohol.
Keffals was caught by a fucking doorknob and then by bedsheets on different occasions, and this fucking mouthbreather thought he could take pictures of fucking coastlines and not be found out.

Lol. Lmao even.

(please keep the tripod tism in the grave)
 
O'Keefe mentions Jay Wolman in that vid - a lawyer working for Rendazza who is also working on Quest v Rekieta. Nick told story of calling Wolman a faggot on Twitter at one point.
- Hasn't spoken to Rendazza about why he's suing O'Keefe. "I am kind of troubled and perplexed by it"
Nick is such a fucking retard. Has he read literally anything about the case? A 501(c)(3) can’t opt to let it slide when someone — even the founder — gets busted stealing money from their registered charity. Saying “I left them millions in the bank!” doesn’t address falsifying expense reports and swindling donors. The very first thing anyone would read about O’Keefe even 10+ years ago was that literally no one — not even his collaborators — trusted him. This isn’t news.

Then again, it’s not surprising that Nick might simply be too brain damaged by substances to wonder if the legal team he holds in high regard might actually be pursuing a meritorious lawsuit against a fraud. Nope, must just be the frivolous persecution of a wronged martyr.

It’s Nick Rekieta’s utter lack of intellectual curiosity and humility I find most aggravating at this point.
 
Still Life be like “Kill Mandy. Behead Mandy. Roundhouse kick Mandy into the concrete. Rape Mandy. Masturbate while being mad about Mandy.”
Oh, they've said shit like that to each other. It's in the logs. Presumably playfully, but who knows.

Like I say, she's weird.

What blows my mind is that Nick potentially endangered his marriage by drunkenly lusting after her. I've seen the pictures, and I'm not impressed. Even if she were a solid 10, it still seems like a bad move.

Keffals was caught by a fucking doorknob and then by bedsheets on different occasions, and this fucking mouthbreather thought he could take pictures of fucking coastlines and not be found out.
Not just the coastline, but also the fucking room. Like you could argue matching coastlines is super esoteric and autistic, but this site clearly proved that matching rooms has become something of a specialty here. He REALLY should have have known better. He had Null on to discuss the whole Keffals thing. He especially should have been more careful if his wife made clear the whole thing was to remain a secret.

If it were JUST the coastline, he could maybe have claimed they were doing a parody of the Hedonism II promotional material, but didn't actually stay there. However, the room pictures puts paid to that idea. They stayed there. Absolutely. 100%. I don't think it's up for debate.

He might have thought the Farms had his back and nobody would care. That trip happened before it was determined he was in a steep nosedive, and this thread was still mostly positive about him. As @feral cat #6385 can tell you, criticism of Rekieta used to be subject to the heckler's veto. Hell, I can tell you that too. I got a mountain of shit three years ago for expressing he is a dumb retard for cozying up to Ralph.

Nick is such a fucking retard. Has he read literally anything about the case? A 501(c)(3) can’t opt to let it slide when someone — even the founder — gets busted stealing money from their registered charity. Saying “I left them millions in the bank!” doesn’t address falsifying expense reports and swindling donors. The very first thing anyone would read about O’Keefe even 10+ years ago was that literally no one — not even his collaborators — trusted him. This isn’t news.

Then again, it’s not surprising that Nick might simply be too brain damaged by substances to wonder if the legal team he holds in high regard might actually be pursuing a meritorious lawsuit against a fraud. Nope, must just be the frivolous persecution of a wronged martyr.

It’s Nick Rekieta’s utter lack of intellectual curiosity and humility I find most aggravating at this point.
I don't have a dog in this fight, but Rekieta wants O'Keefe on his show. I think he even expressed such a desire at one point.

There's your answer.

EDIT: Typo.
 
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I’m not Christian but for the sake of not inciting a religious thread I’ll just say that this is the same guy who acts like anyone who recalls him laying it on thick with the Christian act was just imagining things.
He's such a gaslighting sack of lying fucking shit. He also pretends to be confused that anyone thought he had a law channel when he called it Rekieta Law, introduced himself as a small law firm in Minnesota, talked almost exclusively about law, etc. Fuck this fucking lying faggot.
Our very own Still-Life is back from gay baby jail. Welcome back, chum.
Come on. I mean, the fish head faggotry was fucking annoying, gay and autistic, but it was hardly constant actionable death and rape threats.
 
Keffals was caught by a fucking doorknob and then by bedsheets on different occasions, and this fucking mouthbreather thought he could take pictures of fucking coastlines and not be found out.

Lol. Lmao even.

(please keep the tripod tism in the grave)
To be fair, it was Legal Mindset (Andrew Clifford d'Adesky) that let it slip that he went to Jamaica. I just looked up the most expensive and highest rated nudist resort there. Nick himself posted him and our wife in the same pose as one of the promo pictures. The graffiti was just visible enough to match to promo picture sign as well.

ALL of these were produced by him in his locals to show how great a time he had. He really is his own worst enemy.
 
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