Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

[Fannyscum]

The very next day:




But it's ok, it's the court and the judge who got it all wrong. Vickers is going to explain it to them and get it all sorted out:








No stalker child it is I who is the clear victor here:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Matt Vickers gets more insufferable by the day.



This is the same dumb nigger who’s handed Ralph multiple Ws by being super confident when he didn’t actually know what was going on. Not to mention Faith’s disastrous court appearance when she followed Daddy’s advice and failed to present any evidence because they thought that would make a real mic drop moment to tell Twitter about.

I fucking hate Ralph on a couple of different levels. But I will always root for him against the Vickers brood. That is 100% attributable to Matthew Vickers’ utter lack of redeeming qualities.

Ralph is too drugged out and drunk to know any better —he’s a retard by default. What’s Vickers’ excuse?

 

[Polska krowa]

Matt Vickers gets more insufferable by the day.

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This is the same dumb nigger who’s handed Ralph multiple Ws by being super confident when he didn’t actually know what was going on. Not to mention Faith’s disastrous court appearance when she followed Daddy’s advice and failed to present any evidence because they thought that would make a real mic drop moment to tell Twitter about.

I fucking hate Ralph on a couple of different levels. But I will always root for him against the Vickers brood. That is 100% attributable to Matthew Vickers’ utter lack of redeeming qualities.

Ralph is too drugged out and drunk to know any better —he’s a retard by default. What’s Vickers’ excuse?

Vickers makes me think of that Discovery Channel show, Whale Wars. The crew of the Sea Shepherd ships were as insufferable as they were idiotic, and their attempts to stop whaling were so pathetic that I ended up rooting for the Japanese whalers, regardless of the fact that the whalers were clearly in the wrong.

There's a threshold of obnoxiousness that you have to pass to make people want to root against someone who is technically in the right, Vickers has smashed through that threshold, and his inability/refusal to learn from the Ls he takes make him that bit more of an insufferable bellend

 

[Rage Pig]

Don't know anything about US law, but wouldn't this

have to be "are required" for Vickers to be right?

 

[UCantCCPMe]

No STALKER ALOG, there are NO APPEARANCES needed! The case was NOT VACATED in any way. You need to work on your reading comprehension skills!

 

[Raven-621]

How many times can Viggers be dunked on by Gunt before his retardation collapses in on itself and consumes him?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

So does this mean Ralph doesn't owe the court costs? Or is that a different one?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How many times can Viggers be dunked on by Gunt before his retardation collapses in on itself and consumes him?

Unclear, but it doesn’t matter: We have front row seats and are the only ones who win no matter what. Vickers is a fucking moron blowhard whose entire life is an L.

 

[AnOminous]

Unclear, but it doesn’t matter: We have front row seats and are the only ones who win no matter what. Vickers is a fucking moron blowhard whose entire life is an L.

Imagine being so utterly fucking retarded that you get people rooting for the hollerin' hog.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine being so utterly fucking retarded that you get people rooting for the hollerin' hog.

Imagine being such a fat, hideous, filthy piece of shit that you’re always the automatic death in any round of fuck/marry/kill.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

No stalker child it is I who is the clear victor here:

So basically Ralph got to pay a $500 fine for calling Vickers a pedophile and Vickers paid $6000 to pursue the damages.

I guess all those tweets about serving the Swine Master are real...

This nigger is astronomically dumb that it's almost as painful as it is funny. Really showing those alogs his civil litigation prowess with Ralph's micro peen in his mouth constantly. What no meth mouthed child bride does to a nigga.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My favorite part about Vickers going pro se is him tacitly acknowledging that his time is worthless. This asshole couldn’t get a mistress even if he paid, but he at least needs a hobby or something. Vickers’ addiction to Ralph has taken over his entire life.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Vickers’ addiction to Ralph has taken over his entire life.

It's the most fucked up empty nesting cope I've ever heard of.

 

[Fornicario]

If it is at all unclear: Ralph was fined $500 with a possible addition of $1000 if he does it again.

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Vickers actually wanted his attorney fee's paid and in order to do so had to disclose what they were. It's $6000. He can ask for fees again, but it must be refiled, which will cost more money.

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So basically Ralph got to pay a $500 fine for calling Vickers a pedophile and Vickers paid $6000 to pursue the damages.

I guess all those tweets about serving the Swine Master are real...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Kang snatched his W at the last second

Spoiler: Late and gay writefaggotry

Vickers is having an epic meltdown.
He thought he finally had a Xanatos plan executed correctly and the Ralphamale was about to take the L. The L Vickers has dreamed of since Faith fired out Xander. An L that would validate him as the new Kang. For over 100k in expenses, an "actual lawyer" arguing his fees, and a solid civil judgement. All for this moment. It was set. All he had to do was wait. "Don't need to go today. It's motion day, and there is no notice of appearance."
Now the Gunt strikes. Appearing in court through a daring journey. The Gunt Escape (Chapter 5, The Coen Brothers have an option) accomplished, the Kang strides into the courtroom, his bifurcated belly swaying with his every stride, communicating the gravity of his presence among mere mortals.
"Do you have business before the court?"
"IT IS YEW WHO MUST ANSER ME. WHY IS THIS SNAKE VICKERS TRYNA CHARGE ME SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS? I AIN'T PAYING NO FINES TO SOME BISH BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T HANDLE THE SEKTUR!"
"You are absolutely correct, Mr...?"
"I AM DA RALPHAMALE, KANG OF THIS SEKTUR. I HOST DA KILLSTREAM BABY! NOW KISS DA RANG MAH PAWPAW GAVE ME"
"Th-thank you Kang. The state requires me to fine you 500 dollars. I'd pay it myself, but I have to eat my one meal a day so I can dono you the rest. Big fan by the way."
"DAS RIGHT, THE KANG IS HERE! FAITH, MY ARRIVAL IS IMMIMENT! YOU BETTER BE READY! I'M REROLLING AND THE DICE ARE HOT!"

Fin

 

[Null]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

delayed reaction bud

 

[AnOminous]

He thought he finally had a Xanatos plan executed correctly and the Ralphamale was about to take the L.

There is nothing Xanatos, Batman, or even Walter White about this retarded faggot's plans. Vickers is just a goddamn retarded idiot who will lose every time. Even to a moron like Ethan Ralph.

 

[Fornicario]

My apologies, I didn't realize how big of a W Ralph got yesterday. This is even better than a mooted lawsuit. The cherry on top is Vickers has no grounds for complaint. The court made public notice, and he chose not to show up. Any error made in Ralph's appearance does not overlook his failure to be present to object. Game, set, match. Vickers, start over. By vacating the motion, Vickers cannot recoup attorney fees from Ralph. Big fan of the Killstream, this judge.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's the most fucked up empty nesting cope I've ever heard of.

Except the nest ain’t empty. He has three children younger than Faith who are still at home. Matt Vickers would rather spend his life thinking about Ethan Ralph than being a good, present father.

 

[Fannyscum]

Faith getting publicly gunted again:






EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! MY DAUGHTER FUCKED A DISGUSTING PIG:

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I ain't reading all of this but I assume Vickers spread his asshole and the memphis mamba got all up in there, again.