Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

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It is my official headcanon that it was this thread that got him self conscious about his MPB and convinced him to get the bangs.
If that's the case.

"Kris", stop dressing like a toddler. Get a professional to pick your wardrobe, if you're serious about being trans. Actually put some effort into it, otherwise you just look even more mentally ill.
You have the money and opportunity to not look like a troon.
 
I had to rewrite this because our favorite brand risk is on threads!
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Edit; he left the toilet seat up back there HA!
It is my official headcanon that it was this thread that got him self conscious about his MPB and convinced him to get the bangs.


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I Fucking Hate This
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DISGUSTING

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Replyguying F1nn
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Shot day~ + Shilling at a brand
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Medfags?

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Spoopy
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""Mr.Beast"" Nails
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Troon paws
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Merch plug
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ma'am'd @ mc'donalds
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A threat
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A reply and this cartoon teenage girl thing he liked
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this Snapchat I've been sitting on.
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This guy looks so much like a younger Karl Jacobs I thought it was Karl. Now I'm even more weirded out, Chris and Karl made such a big deal over them not fucking way back when in the banter podcast, this says the exact opposite imo. :thinking:

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I mean the first time I ever hung out with Carl Jacobs he
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convinced me to paint my nails so that's actually true that is like true true all right let's let's prove it here live
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okay if the car effect will turn me gay yeah um I'm I'm bisexual probably more
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so pansexual but bisexual is easier to explain um so if you will turn me gay if I kiss
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you right now it should turn me gay and I won't be bisexual anymore correct I want to be in the club
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we're just testing the Carl effects all right I guess I need to get freak out
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yeah
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look at this I still like girls and guys and other
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Translation: does Karl Jacobs cause gay? test on Chris.
Ok banter sperg over

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Fazbear Entertainment would like you to put your hands together for the one and only


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He sure is proudly thrusting those moobs out, huh?
i think what's killing me the most about the thumbnail is just the hairstyle choice. i'm not a hairdresser but i'm familiar with female hairstyles but holy shit... it's like chris went bald, stole some wig from a beauty salon and decided to wear that as his new hairstyle.

he's trying so hard to LARP but is falling flat every fucking time
 
i think what's killing me the most about the thumbnail is just the hairstyle choice. i'm not a hairdresser but i'm familiar with female hairstyles but holy shit... it's like chris went bald, stole some wig from a beauty salon and decided to wear that as his new hairstyle.

he's trying so hard to LARP but is falling flat every fucking time
That's what I'm saying, he needs to get a stylist if he's serious about even TRYING to pass as a woman. But of course, he wants to be a little girl because that's what almost every other tranny wants to be. They're ABDL but without the diapers.
 
So, is anyone surprised this creep was found lurking around in Goonclown's server?
I shudder to think what he does to his kid in private if he thinks posting photos of his child in a suggestive pose with a tiny high heel on his foot to be acceptable public material.
If you're already forgotten, Goonclown made thirsty posts about his 7yr old niece, and might have already raped her for all we know. Birds of a feather and all that. Very curious where Mr. Beast himself lies on the matter, obviously he can't just kick the troon out, but I wonder if he has other shady servers he himself goes on if this is who he's coworkers with.
 
So, is anyone surprised this creep was found lurking around in Goonclown's server?
I shudder to think what he does to his kid in private if he thinks posting photos of his child in a suggestive pose with a tiny high heel on his foot to be acceptable public material.
If you're already forgotten, Goonclown made thirsty posts about his 7yr old niece, and might have already raped her for all we know. Birds of a feather and all that. Very curious where Mr. Beast himself lies on the matter, obviously he can't just kick the troon out, but I wonder if he has other shady servers he himself goes on if this is who he's coworkers with.
I'm honestly guessing Chris and the other guy, the videogame streamer dude, either don't fully know or don't believe the alligations atm. Normies are pretty quick to dismiss shit as fake I've noticed, especially about friends.
I also think they know goon is up to shadey shit but not the full scale of it, and that they're slowly being groomed into his latest "corrupted" projects. Goon himself has stated how it gets him off to corrupt totally normal, unsuspecting people. I'd wager they're sloely being dipped at the sissy hypno part of the grooming but not full loli *yet*. Well... maybe Chris is, but these are guesses based on their behaviors.
 
I'm honestly guessing Chris and the other guy, the videogame streamer dude, either don't fully know or don't believe the alligations atm. Normies are pretty quick to dismiss shit as fake I've noticed, especially about friends.
I also think they know goon is up to shadey shit but not the full scale of it, and that they're slowly being groomed into his latest "corrupted" projects. Goon himself has stated how it gets him off to corrupt totally normal, unsuspecting people. I'd wager they're sloely being dipped at the sissy hypno part of the grooming but not full loli *yet*. Well... maybe Chris is, but these are guesses based on their behaviors.
As someone who has been there when Goongate broke out, at ground zero and been observing the situation unfold up to this day, normalfags are definitely starting to take notice. Unfortunately, many of these names that were found in the leaks, like Chris are simply too big to take down, so anyone asking the hard questions gets shut down, banned or otherwise silenced and the troons never even bring up the matter.
Interesting part is that Goonclown himself was supposedly groomed by F1nnster, which makes me wonder if Chris wasn't groomed either. You might think that he would be too old for this sort of thing, but if he was a porn addict already then they likely wouldn't have had too much trouble. All these lolicons congregate together like flies on shit, that's what he was into for a long time right? And where there is one degenerate fetish there is another, and another, and for many of these late stage porn addicts, turning curious degenerates into "one of them" is a fetish in itself.
Also, can I just say how ironic it is that such a fake channel, build on this "nice, wholesome guy" persona now has this awful troon running around, and nobody can say a goddamn thing about it? Reminds me of the trannies that specifically go into women's sports and everybody just has to keep quit about it or get disqualified. Couldn't happen to a nicer grifter, still hope Chris gets kicked out or excommunicated at some point either way just due to the fallout that would create(and because then it would be a perfect time to bring up connection to our friend goon without his safety net)
 
Goddamn he just looks like a random faggot. I don't understand how any of the tranny supporters can call him a heckin' valid female. If you show this to anyone who isn't completely pozzed and trained on tranny stuff they would say "that's a dude in a womens top".
 
The guy who is interacting with Chris probably sees this whole situation as a fast track to stardom come what may. He already had a pre-existing Youtube channel but he hasn't posted on it over a year and a Twitch account with over 200,000 followers.

It is possible that he met Chris through Karl, who already works for MrBeast. They have shown interactions with one another as early as last year.
 
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This is not good for Mr Beast. It is already unsettling that the guy Chris is grooming looks to be 14 and that Chris is obviously grooming him to troon out. When things turn south (as they always do for troons and anybody who associates with them) this kid is going to spill so much dirt on both Jimmy and Chris which is going to damage Jimmy's business and brand. If Jimmy was smart he would dump Chris before this PR nightmare happens but he won't because he and his PR team are retards. Jimmy for still sticking by his sex predator friend and his PR team thinking that having a troon be a part of the Mr Beast brand is a good look.
 
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