Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

40:00 Drexel talks about how Tiffany changed his mind on the “short girl thing”

Who is Tiffany?

I did a summary:

Much appreciated, my dude.

NIck tells two old stories which I suspect are going to be his stand-up routine. He talks about the fat chick in cheerleader tryouts that he had to lift and "tore his shoulder". He bitches about the teacher from his school days and the Jello.

From the timestamps, I can definitely see why Kurt hated every minute of the show.

From a neutral observer's perspective (which I am not), I could see why even a true fan would be disappointed by the Nashville show. I hardly see any of Nick leading the discussion in the two hours of timestamps.

I'm sure even many mouthbreathers feel like they'd been had, promised a Rekieta Nashville live show and end up receiving a Mayor of Migtown live tour episode.

Kayla has a nice body but it’s definitely not the ultra-thin “borderline unhealthy” ideal Nick has made known is what he really wants.

Seeing the stills from our wife from a year ago is still really shocking. She gets ragged on a lot, but the August 2022 version of her was curvy, had girl-next-door vibes and was impressive for a middle-aged woman with five kids.

The 2023 version is more like Calista Flockhart with smokey eyes.

 

[anionfarflung]

Who is Tiffany?

Tiffany is a 4'10" (at best) Asian girl who goes by Tiff[something] in Locals. Drex lifted her up like a kid when they met. There are photos of this somewhere.

 

[waffle]

Did you miss everyone saying she's lost way too much weight and looks unhealthy / trashy due to excessive tattoos and presumed plastic surgery? If not, let it be on record:

Kayla is Skeletron and I would not have sex with her.

If you can see the white part all the way around her eyes, she's a crazy bitch and it's a no-go.

 

[2lolis1cup]

He disclosed that he was going to Jamaica sometime around June 2022 which I think was at the tail end of or shortly after the conclusion of the Depp trial. He blurted out that they were going to Jamaica before saying he wasn't supposed to say that. There was discussion of Hedonism II in the chat in that stream and Rekieta pretended that he wasn't super familiar with it.

My recollection was that he didn't explicitly say why he wasn't supposed to say that or who told him not to say they were headed to Jamaica, but it would seem that the only person who would impose such a restriction was his wife.

The clip has been posted here by someone and if you're interested enough it is probably findable through the search function.

That sounds about right. I remember Mindset blurting out Jamica after Nick went. Mindset then immediately tried to back track as hard as he could throw some bs excuse out. I remember that instant so vividly back when I decided to look into which hotel Nick stayed at. Andrew looked visibly uncomfortable after realizing what he said.

Nick had decent opsec when I found his house the first time. It still pisses me off that some agency or company just tied his name to that address.
Nick during his first Hedo trip was marginal at best
Nick now during any trip now is laughable

 

[Sebastian Bacchanalia]

i love how all of you shit on Rekieta,
but at least half of you would totally bang lady Rackets

I wound bang Lady Rackets but only AFTER Nicholas had already slurped all the Hedonism II bull-cum out of her pussy. He better slurp that pussy clean like it's a bowl of ramen and he's scraping the side of the bowl clean of all the ramen juices using a slab of beef jerky that he can chew with his mouth gaping open (much like Lady Racket's prolapsed pooper). I'm not trying to get secondhand AIDS.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick had decent opsec when I found his house the first time. It still pisses me off that some agency or company just tied his name to that address.
Nick during his first Hedo trip was marginal at best
Nick now during any trip now is laughable

Nick may have had opsec at one point but he is now an absolute retard. Literally doxing himself at Hedo would be the obvious example. What a loser.

How fucking dumb would you have to be not to realize you'd just doxed yourself?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm guessing you've never worked for a charity.

False. It’s why I find people who steal from them so repugnant.

But thank you for showing how quickly the response to these situations moves from “my guy did nothing wrong” to “everybody steals and defrauds charities of hundreds of thousands of dollars, what’s the big deal?” Many such cases!

The 2023 version is more like Calista Flockhart with smokey eyes.

Can someone share a picture of Kayla looking extremely skinny? I keep seeing references with no images. The only one I’ve seen offered as an example is one taken from a MySpace angle and only showing Kayla from the shoulders up. She looked like a normal, slim woman but not especially (or shockingly) thin.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

Calling it now: Even if Nick somehow pulls out a win after saying Monty “always loves sucking baby dicks,” it won’t be long before Nick gets himself into another spot of bother just like this.

Lolcows never learn. And Nick is a thoroughbred lolcow if ever one existed.

Nick someone pulling out a win is probably the worst possible outcome. For him. He's a useless drunk and is dumb as shit. Any victory in this will immediately embolden him to just do it again. He'll go on his drunken victory lap and high on his own farts, he'll just do it again and convince himself victory is a foregone conclusion. I don't even think losing would humble him, he's too far gone.

 

[200MB]

Looks like Nick's participating in some locals promotion, making his locals free for a month starting tomorrow.

He has a gay little anecdote about Nazi cat memes in his chat almost bringing the CEO of locals to tears. Then he hypes up his dying pay walled chatroom as the "wild west of the internet".

"I dont censor it um, the only thing I do is make sure it's within the terms of service for locals which is no vaginas, no penises, no buttholes, I prefer no nipples that's not an official rule... I prefer no nipples uh be posted in there, and no actual threats of violence. Everything else goes."

"There's no dictator telling you what you can and can't say."

Spoiler: archive

Someone in Elissa's comments section points out the coincidental timing of this locals promo.

 

[Maude Snew]

Did you miss everyone saying she's lost way too much weight and looks unhealthy / trashy due to excessive tattoos and presumed plastic surgery? If not, let it be on record:

Kayla is Skeletron and I would not have sex with her.

I'll give her that she used to be kind of cute but these days she looks grotesque with what looks like a ton of work done. She reminds me of that guy who says he's trans Korean and had tons of plastic surgery or even Michael Jackson and not in any of the talent way. But then it is the L.A. way to get disfigured by plastic surgeons and Nick is nothing if not a Dick sucker and while i have no idea if Dick made his partner feel like shit and have tons of surgery Ethan Klein sure did. So congratulations to being less jewish Hila Klein I guess.

 

[Anticipointment]

Can someone share a picture of Kayla looking extremely skinny? I keep seeing references with no images.

Compare the straight on pictures to this one.
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Interesting how all the trashy tattoos are covered up, but it’s not like they read the thread or anything. Lose the nose ring it looks ridiculous at your age.
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I flipped the images to match the weight fluctuations.

Loses weight, apparently. Kayla lost "a lot of weight" and is allegedly down two sizes, although the time-frame and her initial size wasn't made clear.

Here are some pictures from earlier this year. If she's lost weight since then, then she definitely has body issues as she doesn't look too healthy as it is. Note the tummy in the second pic:

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More comparisons here:

Edit: forgot most recent photo
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16834329

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Petition demands expulsion of New Hampshire students accused of sharing and ‘grading’ photos of female classmates without consent

 

[verymuchawful]

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Petition demands expulsion of New Hampshire students accused of sharing and ‘grading’ photos of female classmates without consent

Thinks opposing creepshots is some sort of matriarchal tyranny. Stop taking candid shots of random women's asses.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Thinks opposing creepshots is some sort of matriarchal tyranny. Stop taking candid shots of random women's asses.

Looking back it's probably a good thing I got kicked from the Discord lol

 

[Kittenwaffen]

Spoiler: archive

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I only learned about Camelot's Twitter ban from watching this video. Seems like karma after he got a vtuber banned during the Camelot and Rekieta fuck with Pippa's job arc.

 

[Swole McPole]

But thank you for showing how quickly the response to these situations moves from “my guy did nothing wrong” to “everybody steals and defrauds charities of hundreds of thousands of dollars, what’s the big deal?” Many such cases!

That wasn't my point at all. My point was that even the people who aren't stealing are generally corrupt, incompetent or lining their own pockets in one way or another. (Not so much the front line staff -- they tend to be managed too closely to be able to steal very much -- and of course, lots of them are genuinely committed to the work that they're doing.)

My point was just this: between O'Keefe and the board who ousted him, I've got no way of knowing which one is right and which is wrong. Both have made allegations against each other, and I've not seen any hard evidence one way or the other. I certainly wouldn't be drawing any significant conclusions about the situation from the assertions made by either side in a dispute like this one. That'd just be retarded.

But yes, my experience of the people who occupy those positions (both executives and non-exec board members) in large charities has been that they're all slime and I wouldn't trust any of them as far as I could throw them.

 

[SimoHayha]

Edit: forgot most recent photo
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16834329

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Damn why would he ever post this picture lmao

 

[AnOminous]

Edit: forgot most recent photo
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16834329

What the fuck even is that gay-ass jacket? I almost thought it was a Nehru jacket at first but no, it's even more gay. Is there even a name for those faggot-ass clothes?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That sounds about right. I remember Mindset blurting out Jamica after Nick went. Mindset then immediately tried to back track as hard as he could throw some bs excuse out. I remember that instant so vividly back when I decided to look into which hotel Nick stayed at. Andrew looked visibly uncomfortable after realizing what he said.

He must have told at least some people about it because of the leaked Faran DMs about swinger island and the woman on the Dungeons and Dragons stream while Nick was in Jamaica who asked if he was leaving to go to the swingers' banquet. It wouldn't surprise me if he told Andrew too.

Nick may have had opsec at one point but he is now an absolute retard. Literally doxing himself at Hedo would be the obvious example. What a loser.

How fucking dumb would you have to be not to realize you'd just doxed yourself?

How fucking dumb would you have to be to post a picture for the entire Internet to see where you've literally wedged a liquor bottle up your bare ass and not realize you're going to get mocked for it?

I don't think he's playing with a full deck anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think he's playing with a full deck anymore.

He's definitely not playing with a full dick anymore either. Hence he needs the Balldo.