Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[fake farts]

The sanest "pro-lifer" everyone. Either a scrote, or a trad whore who has slurped so much defective y chromelet semen, she's transforming into one.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Well now my day is ruined. Thank you jannies for cleaning that up.

 

[Null]

Abortion is not a part of this thread and if you derail it with abortion you're getting board banned like everyone else. Sick of this shit. I don't even know why this is discussed. There will never be a day where transgender buttbabies aren't being scraped out of tranny assholes. We're past that, we're never going back, even Donald "Adolf Hitler" Trump and the ReichsSupremeCourt couldn't change that. Get the fuck over it.

 

[Android raptor]

Well now my day is ruined. Thank you jannies for cleaning that up.

Wait, what happened?

 

[fake farts]

Wait, what happened?

I'll shoot you a message, this thread doesn't need to be derailed by that retards actions any more.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Back to making fun of men and their penis-insecurities.

 

[Freya]

that can't be real

 

[fishercat]

that can't be real

It's Reddit, of course it's fake.

 

[fake farts]

that can't be real

It definitely reads like some Redditors creative writing exercise, but you can't doubt male retardation and the lengths some Women will go to for their pet scrotes. Every time I read a post like that, or those confessions from lolcow a few pages back, I just think about how much easier all these Womens lives would be if they just dumped these worthless moids.

Dump him. It really is that simple.

No matter how much I covet men’s social power and physical strength the thought of actually becoming one of these hairy beasts makes me ill. Would I like to have so little body fat you can clock the veins in my arms from 29 feet away? Yes. But not enough to get facial hair and acne and gravelly voice for it.

This is the only type of envy most Women have over men, really. We envy their power, physical and otherwise. They are taken seriously, they can intimidate other worthless smegmoids. But in order to have that, I'd have to be a scrote, and that's a fate worse than death.

 

[Dyn]

I think this hypothetical doesn’t relate to abortion because of a social psychology concept called dilution of responsibility. Basically if you see a kid in distress on the side of the road and you are the only person who may be able to respond, your duty to them is greater than if you saw a child in distress at a busy intersection where many people could respond. Your responsibility to that hypothetical kid is divided amongst the people in a position to help them. That makes it quite unlike the big A, ‘cause there is really only 2 parties at fault for an unwanted pregnancy.

Fair point but take it here, daddy Josh is already mad.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate-android-raptor-on-the-finer-merits-of-4th-trimester-abortions.122697/page-33

 

[Lidl Drip]

It definitely reads like some Redditors creative writing exercise, but you can't doubt male retardation and the lengths some Women will go to for their pet scrotes. Every time I read a post like that, or those confessions from lolcow a few pages back, I just think about how much easier all these Womens lives would be if they just dumped these worthless moids.

Dump him. It really is that simple.

Scrotes work tirelessly every day convincing women that we need to "settle down" with one of these abhorent small dick betas lest we end up "empty egg cartons" because women suddenly become worthless past 30. Once you know that's not true and even a woman like Mama June or Chantal can have a boyfriend lined up within a day, you realize that men really have zero power in this world and you shouldn't fall for the sunk cost fallacy. Men know they are disposable and it terrifies them so they project it onto us and try to gaslight us with fear of "finding someone prettier and younger" when you know damn well no pretty young woman wants fat, bald Dave who puts on a used cockring in between his shifts at the call center. Dump as many losers as it takes to find a man who is actually worth putting up with.

 

[Load Bearing Drywall]

I finally came to the end of the thread, laughed a lot at scrotes being testerical. Moids are so terrible at communicating it's hard to believe that they share so much dna with us.

Saw the thing Jersh removed, hail satan for that (only because she was probably one of those jesus freaks and I'm sure she's hate reading now)

ANYWAY

I am disappointed that we went through pages of nut kicking discourse without someone posting this absolute Simpsons classic;

But the real reason I'm here is to share my new favorite twitter account:


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Men’s idea of a good relationship is a relationship with no conflict, but a zero conflict dynamic can only exist when one party (the woman) is unpersoned and therefore cannot voice disagreement. Demands for submission are just demands to shut up and let him have his way no matter what. It’s a toddler’s idea of marriage.

Women’s idea of a good relationship is not one that lack conflicts, but one in which conflicts are handled respectfully, and peacefully. It is not based in hierarchy, exploitation, and servitude, but rather collaboration and genuine partnership

When women accept the male view of marriage, that relationships are about maintaining the upper hand and being the one who gets to exploit rather than the one who is exploited, they become what people refer to as gold diggers, and their existence upsets a lot of men because women are not supposed to know the game that men are playing

Men are actually very emotionally fragile and conflict/risk averse, this is why any concern brought up by the woman is immediately met with defensiveness- “stop nagging” “I can never do anything right” “I guess I’m just terrible then” Men are not naturally wired to find solutions, they are wired to avoid and move on at the expense of someone else

Men are wired for MINIMUM EFFORT in all things. Traditional masculinity was a social invention to mitigate the problem of inborn male laziness. They promise men minimal effort in the home in exchange for effort in the mines, wars, factories, and now offices

Men are not naturally hard workers, they had to promise them easy p*ssy in order to put in effort toward society, now that p*ssy is no longer guaranteed they suddenly see no value in maintaining employment or being a part of the social fabric, this is because the average man does not inherently care about humanity or where it’s going, he does it only for treats, like a dog

 

[fake farts]

Scrotes work tirelessly every day convincing women that we need to "settle down" with one of these abhorent small dick betas lest we end up "empty egg cartons" because women suddenly become worthless past 30. Once you know that's not true and even a woman like Mama June or Chantal can have a boyfriend lined up within a day, you realize that men really have zero power in this world and you shouldn't fall for the sunk cost fallacy. Men know they are disposable and it terrifies them so they project it onto us and try to gaslight us with fear of "finding someone prettier and younger" when you know damn wenn no pretty young woman wants fat, bald Dave who puts on a used cockring in between his shifts at the call center. Dump as many losers as it takes to find a man who is actually worth putting up with.

The funniest part of all of these moid copes is women generally don't care about height or dick size. Height sperging might be the most terminally online autistic thing I've ever seen, and muh dick has been a cultural meme for decades, and for decades, Women have been saying "Actually, that shit is painful for some of us". Men literally make up their own retarded, autistic problems then claim its Women who created them. Take care of yourself, treat Women like human beings, have real fucking hobbies that are not just vidya and anime, don't be an Ethan Ralph guntmonster, bathe, brush your teeth nigga, wear deodorant nigga, read a book nigga, not a sports page, not a magazine, a book nigga, a fucking book, take care of your goddamn kids, and wipe your goddamn ass. And, amazingly, Women won't start considering political lesbianism every time you enter her space.

 

[Lidl Drip]

muh dick has been a cultural meme for decades, and for decades, Women have been saying "Actually, that shit is painful for some of us".

Dyn made a great point earlier in this thread that was very blackpilling and it was something along the lines of "That's the point, men WANT women to be hurt by their penis". They want a big dick to push into a too small hole because it makes them feel big and powerful and they get off to the woman being uncomfortable and in pain. They want to "ruin" and "destroy" women by having sex with them. That's why they are obsessed with women being fucked by big dicks, niggers and dogs and why they want tiny Asian girls and teenage girls and also why they call women "used up whores" and "roasties" for having sex with a lot of men. Men think their penises corrupt women and are a tool used to punish women for agreeing to sleep with them. Some men like Drexel are straight up open about it that they want to "pop young girls cherries" and he as a nigger wants to fuck white women exclusively because "young white girl ruined by black retard gorilla" is his fetish.

Another reason to never have sex with men tbh. They will just look at you as lesser for fucking them because they know they are gross beasts that should not be touched.

 

[fake farts]

Speaking of niggers, what is up with them and fat White Women? Like morbidly obese White Women. We know this isn't just a groid thing, but it's definitely become a meme for a reason. My guess is they think by preying on dumpy fat White Women, those Women are so starved for cock they'll do anything the groid wants. First of all, any deathfat Woman can absolutely fuck most men. Men have no standards. Hell, that deathfat tranny on that one retarded podcast bragged about that, people mocked his ugly ass but he's right. My second guess is black obesity rates are astronomical, so their dumber than the average dumbass moid brains are literally memed into finding gelatinous fat attractive. Even at the height of the anachan 2000s or even further, in the even more anachan 1980s and 1990s, they were obsessed with gross, fat asses. I'm too White for this shit.

This is probably more a mass debates thing, but lets be real. All three of the collective braincells there have been too busy the last few days discussing the morality of moids fucking mentally ill pooner Women to take on any more threads.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Back to making fun of men and their penis-insecurities.

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This is next-level insecurity. Imagine being so insecure that you'd rather pick up and use literal trash from the sidewalk than walk into a sex store. Even monogamous trad men should know how to walk into a sex store and buy some hypoallergenic lube to make his wife more comfortable in the bedroom. I guess moids would rather die than purchase something embarrassing.

The funniest part of all of these moid copes is women generally don't care about height or dick size. Height sperging might be the most terminally online autistic thing I've ever seen, and muh dick has been a cultural meme for decades, and for decades, Women have been saying "Actually, that shit is painful for some of us". Men literally make up their own retarded, autistic problems then claim its Women who created them. Take care of yourself, treat Women like human beings, have real fucking hobbies that are not just vidya and anime, don't be an Ethan Ralph guntmonster, bathe, brush your teeth nigga, wear deodorant nigga, read a book nigga, not a sports page, not a magazine, a book nigga, a fucking book, take care of your goddamn kids, and wipe your goddamn ass. And, amazingly, Women won't start considering political lesbianism every time you enter her space.

I'll take this a step further: a man's dick is largely irrelevant to a woman's orgasm during sex and this fact has convinced me that, if god exists, they must be a woman because only a woman would arrange such a cosmic own of the inferior Y chromosome haver's largest insecurity. That, and the fact that men are more biologically disposable than women.

Spoiler: Islamic Details

I'm of the opinion that the main contributor to the female orgasm during sex is a man's pelvis incidentally rubbing against a woman's clitoris. Men who complain about having a hard time getting their partner to orgasm are almost always asking her to do weird shit or be in uncomfortable positions. You can almost certainly get your partner to cum in a simple missionary position if you can actually get your dick hard (e.g. not be a porn addict) and last longer than 3 minutes.

 

[Freya]

Women in general don't orgasm exclusively from PIV. You need to actually TOUCH them and get them aroused instead of just acting out porn scenes. men don't understand this

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Pajeet tries to clean his shitting street
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There is a short, gory video of the surgery in the original news article. At this time, I just ate so fuck downloading and embedding that.

If only there was a big enough deodorant stick for all of India.

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Here's the medical staff who saved this man from anal destruction. They look so proud.
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Related reddit thread here. Most of these stories are men who packed their own fudge. Archive
I'm curious how many men vs women end up in the ER for doing retarded stuff with their anus.

A bit off topic here, but are they wearing flip flops in the operating room?

And another story. Same dude as before, smelled like farts and cheese, hit on everyone with tits, called them lesbos when they tried to politely tell him no, wonders why no woman will talk to him gor the remainder of his uni years.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Thinking about that time I was playing video games with one of my autist gamer buddies and he asked me in a drunken, lecherous slur how I felt about the use of remote sex toys.

 

[FarmVille]

anyone who goes muh laws . Look at paki gang straight up raping children and walking away .

I don't understand what kind of retardation you are going on about. Moids from pakis to common white trash are faaaaar more likely to blame women for being raped than go on vigilante sprees against rapists.

Speaking of niggers, what is up with them and fat White Women? Like morbidly obese White Women. We know this isn't just a groid thing, but it's definitely become a meme for a reason. My guess is they think by preying on dumpy fat White Women, those Women are so starved for cock they'll do anything the groid wants. First of all, any deathfat Woman can absolutely fuck most men. Men have no standards. Hell, that deathfat tranny on that one retarded podcast bragged about that, people mocked his ugly ass but he's right. My second guess is black obesity rates are astronomical, so their dumber than the average dumbass moid brains are literally memed into finding gelatinous fat attractive. Even at the height of the anachan 2000s or even further, in the even more anachan 1980s and 1990s, they were obsessed with gross, fat asses. I'm too White for this shit.

This is probably more a mass debates thing, but lets be real. All three of the collective braincells there have been too busy the last few days discussing the morality of moids fucking mentally ill pooner Women to take on any more threads.

Black men take the white women no white men will touch

Asian women take the white men no white women will touch

That's how ecosystems work. It's all a balancing act.