Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[bravosouth]

He's such a fat, spoiled retard. Like dude, do you need the latest iPhone? Is it absolutely necessary?

Something I noticed as well is that this deal only qualifies for the 'Unlimited Ultimate' package, so he's locked into paying for the most expensive plan they have I assume for the duration of this phone's life. EDIT: he could have gone with a cheaper plan but that would have given him less of a discount on the phone. I'm positive he didn't run any hypothetical scenarios about what would end up costing more in the long run, just gimme the best right now!!

You know who really needs a totally unlimited plan with lightning fast mobile speeds? Someone who sits on their ass at home using wifi all day long as it is, and is supposedly struggling financially as well...

P.S. This might be a good deal, but only if you were already in the market for a brand new top of the line iphone already. If you're financially struggling upgrading like this makes ZERO sense unless your old phone is literally non-functional, of course we know better than that when it comes to Boogie. Not only did he get a new phone, but also locked himself into the most expensive monthly payment they have available. Fucking idiot.

These companies do all kinds of market research, fat retards that want the newest shiniest thing no matter their life situation are surely one of their favourite demographics. Let's just call a spade a spade, Steven treated himself to a fancy new phone.

Also it was only free if he signed up for a whole new line with them, which would mean being on the hook for TWO:

 

[sure]

This dude just got a iPhone 15, but he got a special deal and got it for free which I'm 100% is either a new customer thing or a discount on the phone (not free)

I found a concrete list of eligible devices on best buy's website.

Spoiler: devices

the iphone 7 is an eligible trade in device only for new accounts or new lines. boogie already has verizon considering the channel hack situation years ago involving his phone number with verizon, so I'm pretty sure he's adding a new line to his account for this offer. is he adding dezi to his plan?



the credit earned from the trade in is applied to your bill over the course of the 3 year contract you're signing, but as @bravosouth already pointed out, the $1000 credit offer comes with the caveat of requiring verizon's most expensive data plan, unlimited ultimate. essentially verizon is roping you into a 3 year contract to milk you for an additional line with an expensive data plan that will earn them more money in the long run than what the phone costs. while your bill is credited 1000 / 36 = ~28 dollars each month, that does not fully offset the additional monthly cost of the new line you now have to pay for with an expensive data plan. they aren't handing out brand new iphone 15 pros for free for any old iphone you have laying around. they know what they're doing and they're making money from these offers.

it's a pretty poor financial decision for someone who is supposedly broke and incapable of earning a full-time salary from youtube.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

I think only primary caregivers can usually qualify for child support payments, which would in turn mean that she was raising a child full-time while living at Boogie's AKA there's an unseen child somewhere off camera.

Is it 100% confirmed she's staying at Boogie's house 24/7? Can't she be 50/50ing or 70/30ing child time with manchild time? We have no job that we know of and she's not an e-whore yet and she doesn't have active social media that we know of. I know she's a stoner but wouldn't she have time to even after that? Though being a stoner probably does reduce the chance of her having primary custody.

Aren't all his videos with her ones where both of them are dressed up to go somewhere (I don't know because I don't watch them)? The thumbnails sure seem to convey it.

 

[WaveBreak]

@AnOminous is boogie2988

im pretty sure he would instantly kill himself if he switched bodies with him

 

[bravosouth]

is he adding dezi to his plan?

This is exactly what I think is going on, I even thought I mentioned it in my last post but I guess I spaced out before hitting post. Either he's just a complete retard with a totally unnecessary extra line orrrrrr more likely he's picking up Dezi's phone tab now too, which would actually kinda make perfect sense if you think about it. She or her parents were probably paying her phone bill when she first moved in with Boogie, but it's been a couple months now and she clearly isn't working or pulling any real income. She must be basically broke or somewhere near it by now, so Steven swooping in to start taking care of that is perfect timing. What the fuck would he do with two lines otherwise, I think this is clearly Dezi's new line. My guess is he traded in the phone so he gets a nice new shiny one, but Dezi gets to keep her old one or inherit his old shit.

For a serious second though... If Dezi ever got to the place where she decided she needed to leave Steven, she is putting herself in a really difficult spot to do so. The more financially dependent on him she is the harder it will be to eventually get away from him, a fact of which I'm sure Boogie is very aware of.

it's a pretty poor financial decision for someone who is supposedly broke and incapable of earning a full-time salary from youtube.

Thank you for doing the math, these cell companies depend on retards like Steven who can talk themselves into a totally unneccessary upgrade who are so short-sighted they just see 'FREE IPHONE 15!!!'. Sometimes I'm not sure if he's actually so dumb that he falls for this shit, or deep down somewhere he knows a bit better but wants the nice shiny so he just represses that part of himself? The fact that he is out here flexing like he scored some kind of wicked deal is actually hilarious, Verizon saw Boogie coming a country MILE away...

Is it 100% confirmed she's staying at Boogie's house 24/7? Can't she be 50/50ing or 70/30ing child time with manchild time?

I mean, I think as 100% confirmed as it could be? I just don't see the hidden child scenario, myself.

 

[AnOminous]

@AnOminous is boogie2988

Jihad on you.

 

[thejackal2]

Occam's razor: Dezi gets his 14 or whatever, maybe even the new 15, and he puts her on his plan.

So now he controls her living situation and her phone. Nothing to see here folks, move along, totally organic relationship built on mutual vibes, trust and understanding.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

If Dezi ever got to the place where she decided she needed to leave Steven, she is putting herself in a really difficult spot to do so. The more financially dependent on him she is the harder it will be to eventually get away from him, a fact of which I'm sure Boogie is very aware of.

As I've said before, Melon is implementing all the things he learned from the other whores with this one. He isn't smart but this gluttonous 40-something cockroach has finally met someone slightly more retarded than he is in this mentally challenged stoner teenager; things will only be going downhill for her from here. Imagine the Chrischan-esque horror we may have to witness if Hammie2988 survives long enough to complete doing what he has planned.

I mean, I think as 100% confirmed as it could be? I just don't see the hidden child scenario, myself.

Yeah I guess there isn't enough evidence.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Occam's razor: Dezi gets his 14 or whatever, maybe even the new 15, and he puts her on his plan.

So now he controls her living situation and her phone. Nothing to see here folks, move along, totally organic relationship built on mutual vibes, trust and understanding.

All that’s missing is her being tied to him for life through a kid. Here’s hoping Boogie’s license to possess a turkey baster was yanked when his firearms were.

 

[Victim2988]

I think so. The big tip off was during the first big video with her, his birthday one and she was holding the baby and he looks into the camera and sighs 'baby fever'.

Don't wander into the same delusions than the last diehard bunch of boogie fans left.
- boogie is physically unable to have sex.
- uglychildbride is a whore playing the role of "the too young girlfriend bringing views" until he stops to pay her. Then she will disappear like all the other 20-something whores.
- nothing positive, life building or spiritually interesting will ever come from the fat liar. Especially the creation of life.
- "I don't want kids because I am afraid I will abuse them", famous boogie quote. One of the rare occasion he was not lying.

 

[YaBoi]

Some tweets from today.

Boogie retweeted a video of some foreign chick getting bitten in the crotch by a python. Of course he had to turn it sexual. Of course.



Fat guys eat pussy! Boogie gets pussy! Just a reminder everyone!!!

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This one obviously hit too close to home for Boogs. He ticks off 9/10 of these habits:



The man who reckons that Dezi, a stoned, traumatized 20 yo with no personality has made his life all better:



Someone points out that the post is useful for guys in a rut, so Boogie accuses this individual of being the elusive person he blocks 50 times a month:



He can't even agree without being a passive aggressive bitch.

The commenter then responds with what we're all thinking:

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He also uploaded a new video which he didn't bother advertizing on Twitter:



52 minutes of non-stop talking. "Social anxiety" btw.

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Another edit. Apparently the Lolcow Podcast is dead on arrival.

Boogie's version of events:

Wings' version of events:



Apparent insider scoop about why it's not happening:

Another tweet alluding to behind the scenes conflict:

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Another edit.

Boogie jumps into the replies of a Turkey Tom tweet to suck his dick and try to look cool. If he's just casual and nice enough, maybe he can manipulate Tom into deleting those videos about him!



Idk what Onision has done, but I'm willing to bet that he hasn't lied about his dead parents and sister raping him.

Spoiler: Replies. Lol.

The replies were funny as hell:

 

[Swole McPole]

All that’s missing is her being tied to him for life through a kid. Here’s hoping Boogie’s license to possess a turkey baster was yanked when his firearms were.

My bet is that his sperm is so fat-saturated that it'd have no motility. Even with a turkey baster, the little fuckers would just lie there, waiting for someone to come around with a sperm-sized wheelchair to transport them up the uterus, until eventually they all died off.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My bet is that his sperm is so fat-saturated that it'd have no motility. Even with a turkey baster, the little fuckers would just lie there, waiting for someone to come around with a sperm-sized wheelchair to transport them up the uterus, until eventually they all died off.

From your fingertips to God’s ears. Anyway, “Dezi” would die in childbirth — that’s assuming Boogie’s baby could even gestate to full term inside her childlike body. Newborns that big get their limbs broken from the jaws of life doctors need to extract them from the womb. Poor babies.

 

[WaveBreak]

boogie literally is incapable of having sex. don’t worry

 

[bravosouth]

Can't clip right this second but starting @ 35:45 in his newest Retropalooza panel upload, he humblebrags to the crowd about how he walked 4.5 miles at Six Flags the day before. Eric asks if he's sore right now and Boogie pretty plainly says 'Yeah, I have a walker in my trunk, and I almost broke it out this morning.'.

This motherfucker is 100% still out there using mobility scooters and shit off-camera, I fucking guarantee it. Can you imagine how Dezi must feel walking next to her man in a fucking walker? When he inevitably shortly runs out of steam and she has to walk back to the car alone and get it for him while he has a rest? Walking alongside him scooting along in a Rascal? I'd need to be at least stoned too hahaha.

401lbs huh, yeah alright whatever you say hombre hahaha

EDIT: clip below

 

[Associate Rick]

@AnOminous is boogie2988

You wouldn't say that if you knew what was under John Goodmans shirt.

 

[AnOminous]

You wouldn't say that if you knew what was under John Goodmans shirt.
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Death to Boogie. Jihad on Boogie. DIE, BOOGIE, DIE. Just fucking DIE, BOOGIE!

 

[sure]

boogie's follow up video to his 2023 take on e-begging only managed to pull 16k views in over a day.

he looks like complete shit. it's funny to see the washed out filtered version he tries to present himself as on youtube side-by-side with his true unfiltered self that really drives home just how much of a grotesque slob he is.

remember those ~35 million views he nuked from his channel? well, they're back. I suppose he couldn't afford to keep those videos unlisted despite, "muh algorithm!"

he better have enjoyed the temporary dopamine rush of a single day with higher than average daily views, because they plummeted immediately the next day. his new beggie video did not accomplish what he likely thought it would accomplish. surprise, boogie, whining about your problems and trying to make people feel bad for you isn't a get out of jail for free card.

I would not be surprised if we see another pity party e-beg video before the end of the year.

Boogie pretty plainly says 'Yeah, I have a walker in my trunk, and I almost broke it out this morning.'.

gotta love how this slob parades around about how his weight loss surgery SAVED HIS LIFE!!! but he needs to keep an emergency walker in the trunk of his car at 49 years old in the event he finds himself too fucking fat and pathetic to walk like a normal human being.

 

[YaBoi]

remember those ~35 million views he nuked from his channel? well, they're back. I suppose he couldn't afford to keep those videos unlisted despite, "muh algorithm!"

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He relisted a lot of stuff, including the Turkey Tom podcast and the failed gaming video he uploaded and quickly deleted a few weeks back.

Just goes to show that he has 0 idea on how Youtube works these days. As much as copes that he doesn't care about views, being popular or doing YT fulltime anymore, he sure as hell tries everything humanly possible that requires little effort.

his new beggie video did not accomplish what he likely thought it would accomplish. surprise, boogie, whining about your problems and trying to make people feel bad for you isn't a get out of jail for free card.

Unfortunately I've seen a lot of dumb fucks still falling for his antics. Saw many comments from the lolcow watching community speaking about how Boogie is self aware and that he has accepted this is the end for him. Like come on. Do these people even pay attention to Boogie's shenanigans? The same types of people who believed he went broke from crypto and that he was a changed man from taking shrooms. Youtube Boogie always has been "the voice of reason", it doesn't mean that he believes what he's saying.

Gotta love how this slob parades around about how his weight loss surgery SAVED HIS LIFE!!! but he needs to keep an emergency walker in the trunk of his car at 49 years old in the event he finds himself too fucking fat and pathetic to walk like a normal human being.

I'd say he's bordering on being immobile again. Someone pointed out a few weeks back that there was a mobility scooter in one of the Kid Behind a Camera collab videos. Before this, there has been signs of his mobility deteriorating.

For example, he was limping in early 2021, needed a cane during one of his shitty walking vlogs not long after (also mentioned in the link) and by October 2021, he was needing a mobility scooter when travelling:



Not to mention he said that he needed a knee replacement in September 2021.

The fact he has an emergency walker is lol af. You just know he's whipped that thing out when out in public with Dezi.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

I guess he's traveling again...I wonder when his remaining fans will question why this guy who is supposedly in a dire financial situation and begging fans for money is traveling every week?