Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Kitty kitty cat]

Such a valid dood. The incarnation of all the fucked up little pooners in this thread.

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

Such a valid dood. The incarnation of all the fucked up little pooners in this thread.

I recently found this pooner, @ez.butler

She used to look like this:




Her now:

 

[Piss Bear]

Such a valid dood. The incarnation of all the fucked up little pooners in this thread.

HECK YEA DUDE it's a good thing u transitioned or else you wouldn't be able to wear whatever you want!!! So qweer and epic bro!!!

I recently found this pooner, @ez.butler

She used to look like this:
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Her now:
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Okay being real for a sec, I find it really hard to understand why the attractive ones troon out, on both sexes. She looked normal and kinda cute. Is it just the ones who hop on the bandwagon or was there always something wrong upstairs...? Maybe they didn't want the attention from being attractive? I don't get it.

 

[Captain Confabulator]

She used to look like this:


Her now:

TIL testosterone can give women Down syndrome.

 

[Stop Gap]

Okay being real for a sec, I find it really hard to understand why the attractive ones troon out, on both sexes. She looked normal and kinda cute. Is it just the ones who hop on the bandwagon or was there always something wrong upstairs...? Maybe they didn't want the attention from being attractive? I don't get it.

Cute Billie Piper looking girl to Danger Hair to Pooner? You can never discount total psychotic break, but barring that, there was likely a Bad Uncle somewhere in her past.

 

[Accidental Protege]

HECK YEA DUDE it's a good thing u transitioned or else you wouldn't be able to wear whatever you want!!! So qweer and epic bro!!!

Okay being real for a sec, I find it really hard to understand why the attractive ones troon out, on both sexes. She looked normal and kinda cute. Is it just the ones who hop on the bandwagon or was there always something wrong upstairs...? Maybe they didn't want the attention from being attractive? I don't get it.

BPD?

 

[Doppelmonger]

I had to double check those manly, testosterone fueled tattoos because I thought the one above the navel said "goy"

I also like to point out, that when they decide to remove their breasts, the nipples always look flattened and weird in that centered position to the chest instead to the sides, like most if not all men have them located.

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Don't know if this has been posted but if not it has now, I don't know why the fuck this came up in my suggestions, the algorithm is getting smart.

I do not know how to feel about one of my awful renderings making it in to a video that has been seen by thousands. I wish I had put in a bit more effort now.
That is a pretty good channel, very succinct and drily amusing stuff.

"One of the Guys"

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I have scoured the thread to check if this valid seahorse dad was already posted.

that cover looks like something from Transmetropolitan. I have trouble assimilating these type of absurdist stuff as real sometimes.

Maybe the world did end in 2012 and everything after is just a simulation. Maybe CERN fucked up our timeline on a quantum level

 

[Robot Gentleman]

The Bro Code

 

[Ann Berlin]

The Bro Code
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This is how men talk right? This is how they talk with their bro homies? Being wholesome?

 

[Mad_Dog]

The Bro Code
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I'll sell her my "Essential Guide to Acting like a Total Bro®" course. Only $299, buy now!

 

[Poonocchio]

The Bro Code

Which one of you is this? This can't be real haha. The doodliest dood bro that ever homied.

 

[retard safari]

As with all the people of gender, I have but one question ... Why?

Ive seen a few of these in the wild and they always bewildered me. Like. What exactly are you supposed to be? Now I know... They are called, Pooners, and based on what I've seen here, they are aware on some level of how strange they look, which is good I guess.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

I can't imagine being friends with this kind of person. They seem exhausting as fuck to be around.
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She sounds like Dylan Mulvaney when she screams sometime after 0:24

She is also playing Corby in the One Piece live action series.

She looks like female Oli London

But he will grow up at some point and become a man so she is going to get replaced by a male actor.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

I recently found this pooner, @ez.butler

She used to look like this:
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Her now:
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She calls herself a “bisexual trans men”. I feel like she identifies as that because she is obsessed with bi men. A lot of fujoshis are, for the same reasons that male porn addicts are obsessed with bi women. They want to see two males fuck, but they also want to have access to the bi male as well. Also, they “stan these bicons” and don’t want them to be subjugated to “bisexual erasure”.

 

[repentance]

"I can pass as a cis drag queen" nigger you are a literal woman.

Someone watched Victor/Victoria too many times.

 

[clipartfan92]

The Bro Code
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Dood, that's heckin awesome. A fun prank to play on the bros at a urinal is to casually glance over at the guy using the urinal next to you and say, "Yo man, nice wristwatch." Bikers really love that one, try it out next time you're at the bar.

 

[Captain Confabulator]

she is obsessed with bi men

Once you troon out to a certain point, and mutilate yourself into a state of chemically-induced unnatural androgyny, the only hope you have to get laid is chasers, fellow troons/pooners, or "bi/pan queer" types, because both the straights and the fags won't touch you.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The Bro Code
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These most sheltered creatures who have ever lived. Like tiny pugs whose survival instinct is completely bred out of them